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Today's Cassandra Cast is full of romance, intrigue, gender reassignment, and so much more! John and Marty join in to talk about all that plus Love Is Blind, moral quandaries, and engagement stories. Plus, a pretty thin mail sack. Do your part! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

John leads the MIRPs on an improv journey through the news and the Oscars. Krueger slices up his big, fat salami. Cassandra shares her Valentine's Day wishes. Marty...does whatever Marty does. Huzzah! Share your thoughts: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Cassandra comes to terms with her adulthood when faced with an opportunity to relive her emo days. Plus John explains inflation to the rest of the MIRPs, Marty gets shit for wearing a shirt, and Krueger talks Tip Toes. Plus, the most offensive email we've received yet! This is not a challenge, by the way.

Cassandra, Krueger, and Marty compare their dry Januarys. Krueger pitches a new scripted podcast, Cassandra laments her lost, Sk8tr Boi youth, and Marty goes to the (digital)( library. Plus, they all shit on that dickwad, Joss Whedon. And don't miss the Mail Sack item that literally brings Krueger to tears!

On tonight's Johncast, all the MIRPs gather to review the upcoming movies of 2022, explore America's wildlife, and laugh inappropriately, and Cassandra laments the passing of America's favorite director, Bob Donavitch. Sack it up, yo! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Krueger, John, and Marty start off the new year talking about hopes, dreams, and feces. We talk about upcoming movies and TV shows, plus great action directors. Plus John reveals his inner buff Buddha! Don't forget to fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The dick-swinging MIRPs talk about their roses and thorns of 2021. There's some talk about big franchise sequels, celebrity predictions, the holidays, and John Madden. Let us know about your feelings about 2021 and hopes for 2022: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

On tonight's John-cast, John is absent but his topics live on! Cassandra, Krueger, and Marty share their favorite holidays and holiday traditions as well as shit on each other's favorite holidays and holiday traditions. Share your faves from 2021 with us! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Steve and Marty dive head first into today's news stories. Steve tries to solve racism. Marty is a dick about it. They try to fix crime, pick the year's best albums, and wade through the mail sack. Send in your favorite movies and TV shows for 2021: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Steve and Marty duke it out on the podcast battlefield, mano a mano! They talk Thanksgiving, Omicron & COVID fatigue, content creation, and the magic of Goldblooming. Join in the fun: noonerpodcast@gmail.com!

Krueger abandons his episode leaving the other MIRPs to talk about justice, giving thanks, DNA tests, and a slew of other silliness. A couple good mailsacks (noonerpodcast@gmail.com), Cassandra explains the reality of healthcare, and John talks about the old days, which span from the 1700s to last week.

In tonight's pod, John leads us on a path to understand the magic of Thanksgiving sous vide cooking in a rip-roaring laugh-riot of a podcast. Then Krueger shits on stuff that other people like while Marty sulks like a teenager and Cassandra ghosts everyone. Yet it's still somehow a delight? Let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

All four MIRPs congregate for an epic podcast where they shit on each other nonstop. No! For a change, Cassandra, John, Krueger, and Marty actually talk and listen to each other about the news, job interviews, the mail sack, and more! Tune in and join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

John, Krueger, and Marty get together to talk football (?), eighth albums, Halloween, and more! Steve reads lists from the internet while John fills his Cheryl Ladd spank bank. And Marty's there, too! Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In tonight's pod, Krueger leads a sausage fest with John and Marty. He explains a lot of nonsense going on in the world and shuts down Marty's nonsense. Surprisingly deep! Send your feedback: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In tonight's ice cream-themed episode, Cassandra brings the vanilla, Marty is on team strawberry, and Krueger is all shit-brown chocolate. The MIRPs list their red flags, talk about both Tik and Tok, and Steve gets indignant about this, that, and the other. Fill the sack, why don't you? noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In a rare tete-a-tete, John and Marty talk about how they don't like sports and discuss comedy specials they haven't seen and more idiocy that is the show's brand. Miraculously, Marty only makes ONE technical fuckup. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com

When Marty’s away, the MIRPs will play! John, Cassandra, and Steve talk politics. Seriously! Don’t worry, they talk about young love and pooping too. Don’t adjust your headphones or radios or whatever, the pod starts with a circus of internet trouble for John. Old ass. noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Three male MIRPs try to mansplain life to each other and the results are...predictable. John, Krueger, and Marty delve into marriage, Disneyland, and how to make it as a creative professional with mixed results. Plus some sneaker talk and hoarder analysis. You can cut the sexual tension with a chainsaw! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Marty and Steve are together again talking about race and the media, the metaverse, and of course, butt stuff. Enjoy! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In a rare two-hander, Krueger and Marty shoot the shit, lament the loss of a legend, and only get partway through the mail sack. Tasty stuff! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Cassandra arrives late to her own show but brings it all back to get tens across the board! Krueger talks Portland, the MIRPs talk Shang Chi, and Marty takes a look at the Daniel Craig Bond movies. Plus lotsa sack! Join in! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com

But he did have horrible things to say about this national treasure! The gang is back! In person! Krueger pitches more Christmas movies. Marty does his passive aggressive thing. Cassandra is here! And John explains his mysterious disappearance from last week's episode. Don't forget to fill the sack! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com!

In a batshit Sylvain-cast, Cassandra has returned! In her words, "Um..um..I’ve got lasers on both sides…" Plus, it ends in utter mystery! Tune in next week to find out what happened. Maybe...? And fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The Y-chromosome MIRPs chat it up on tonight's pod. Uh..yeah. That was great! Plus lotsa gossip and griping! Fill our sack at noonerpodcast@gmail.com