My Therapist Ghosted Me

As Vogue's holiday in St. Barts ticks to an end, Joanne is getting back on the workout wagon. Plus, organ donation, making friends and the end of avocados. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemc...

It's your midweek therapy session, with an update on aggressive cows, someone who claims to have known Joanne from way back when and an awesome act of confirmation name rebellion. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's g...

This week, Joanne shares her must-see horror films, Vogue fills us in on poltergeists and we learn why you mustn't eat a live crab. Plus, Heidi Klum as a (sexy) worm and Vogue & Joanne's plans for their "forever home". If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! Fo...

There are some amazing stories from times spent at The Gaeltacht on this week's EXTRA. For anyone who knows the experience, it'll be a hilarious trip down memory lane and for anyone who'd no idea what The Gaeltacht was until the last episode, it's an EDUCATION!! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check th...

Joanne's taken another deep dive... This time it was all inspired by her visit to a hieroglyphics exhibition! Meanwhile, Vogue is remembering all the fun of the Gaeltacht and educating us all on the dangers of... Cows. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! Fo...

The email inbox produced plenty this week... Not least an E-Scooter for Vogue. Plus, overly sexy stories of near-drowning and why Vogue's name is "Vogue" and not "Vouge". If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just vis...

It's straight back in this week, with the toys you'd forgotten about from your childhood, Shakira's tax issues, crowdsurfing babies and Joanne's experience in Belfast... If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

Remember a few weeks ago when Vogue & Joanne asked for your ‘near-death experiences’? It turns out that you answered that call in your droves! Plus dump-worthy offences and whether or not you kiss your Mother on the lips… If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

There, see? That wasn't too long to wait, was it?! Vogue & Joanne are back, so we can all just take a breath and decide whether or not we should be joining in with 'sober October.' If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

In the last instalment for a moment (don't worry, they won't be gone for long!), Vogue & Joanne take your emails on holiday breakups and lesson about the birds and the bees that nobody wanted to be a part of. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

Let's set the scene... Joanne's in her pyjamas and Vogue is prepped to the eyes with the controversies of the week. There's Adam Levine, Holly & Phil and a shocking look at Joanne's bedroom. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

In this EXTRA, you catch Vogue & Joanne dealing with the same hangover that you heard about in the main episode. Plus, an angry email and a bit of begging (for crisps). If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

This week Vogue is severely hungover and nursing 4 different (soft) drinks. We're chatting Rasputin, getting a knighthood, Burning Man and Vogue reveals that she's a thespian. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

This week we're chatting Christian Grey at Electric Picnic, Joanne the top thief, Otto's causing grief & a narcoleptic lesbian. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

Fresh from EP, Vogue, the gossip queen is obsessed with the Don't Worry Darling drama, Joanne's been watching Naked Attraction and we're creating scandals for publicity. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

It's not often that there's a disagreement in the Ghosted camp, but Vogue & Joanne had very different opinions, when it came to this week's email... We'll let you be the judge. Plus, Lady Gaga & Madonna, emojis and Paolo Nutini! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

You’ve got to love them, even if they were a bit light-fingered back in the day. Vogue has nothing but good things to say about the Jersey livestock and Joanne is grateful to her agent for his honesty. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

This week, we find out about a listener who had a difficult night with a dog, Vogue has an issue with public urinals and Joanne tells us which film terrified her as a kid. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

This week, Vogue is back in her beloved Jersey and Joanne holds the fort in London. Find out how the ‘work in progress’ shows went and the unusual name that Vogue has thought of, in case she has another baby! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

It's the weekly shuffle through the madness of the MTGM inbox! Some of the stories that come in to that email address are absolutely unrepeatable, but luckily, others just about pass as acceptable (on this podcast, at least.) This week, there's a dodgy phone background, amorous activity at unsociable hours and a clarification on what "spuffing" might mean. It's horrific. If you'd like to get in to...

They're back from Ibiza and they've got plenty to tell you about! Vogue is short on sleep, but she knows much more about the flight home than Joanne does. Plus, Brooklyn Beckham, a bag of cans and 'attachment styles'. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

With Vogue & Joanne still in their borrowed Ibiza hotel room, it's time to have a rummage through the emails and see what comes out. This week it's all about erotic fiction, age gaps and mucky sign language. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

Better late than never, right? After wifi issues had nuked the podcast recording, it was down to an Ibiza fixer to get it back on track.... But what a track. It's time to learn all about yoni steaming, emergency nail care and Joanne & Vogue finally get round to talking "Wagatha Christie"! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's...

The emails keep rolling in by their hundreds and this week, it might be yours! Vogue & Joanne delve into sleep recordings, unsuccessful waxing and an unfortunate comment on a work do. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!

Another week and another truck load of stuff to get through... How was Joanne's time at the Love Island Villa? Why will Vogue's train journey be THE WORST? Why has a horse been banned from a pub??? If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com Thank you!