Liquor License

Corona has landed at Brandon's household. He gives you the ins and outs of what to expect and how your company will react. Honk for the Bills. Hard Knocks first reviews; Anthony Lynn is a good man and Sean McVay is not. The three letter word that refers to homosexuals and why it shouldn't be used. Black Trans Matter. The world's dumbest thief makes an appearance after Collinsworth gets worked up o...

Corona scare hits Brandon's apartment. Getting tested. Hat Club that's what's up, while Credere explains how the bots work. Brandon discovers that even as a child he was aware of movie scene backgrounds and was inexiquistive of select scenes from License to Drive. Bitcoin purchased, Vespa may be next. Credere renames Dodger Stadium for when they win 3 rings in a row. Go Dodgers!   liquorlicensepod...

We wanted to welcome all the new listeners, congratulations on being a L3 (liquor license listener). So we wanted to talk about some things that no one in your office, house, church, bus, or  wherever is talking about: Covid, BLM, millennials are stupid, election 2020 and for good measure we have techinical difficulties. Then some good natured humor arises when we discuss Transplant Lyft rides, Te...

We start by hitting on what the sports world looks like with no fans, hint: it sucks. Seattle Kraken and what makes a good sports team name. Collinsworth tries his hand at design. Then the melee begins...Brandon's Lake Tahoe trip. It was quite mellow yet he has some stories to regale you with; including but not limited to: improper use of punctuation (c'mon that's a joke from this sentence), golfi...

The start of Brandon's birthday shenanigans. We really just "talked" on this episode. Basically this is what a conversation between Bramdon and Credere would be if they were on the way to Palmdale. Wax (poetic) candy soda bottles and frozen Charleston Chews. Delayed maturity and why it may happen. LA isn't great but places close by are that great. Starting over in the Hamptons. Have a great week a...

Wow we were goofy on this one. Strange collections, sports and Lyft minute. Zoom shirts and typing class. Just Blaze that Blue Dream or hit that tincture. Please tell a friend and email us some ideas to discuss.

Sports and why they should not be played yet. Breakdown of some new websites. Fireworks rain down on LA as people are mostly peaceful, yet probably all went swimming in COVID soup. Credere opens up some thoughtful presents. Brandon idolized Credere's Sidekick while at CSUN. Stupid sayings old people have said over the leftovers their wives prepared. General Tomfoolery with Times-Picayune, Donald S...

Credere's Annual Birthday Bash episode that will blow your tits off. Lots of nudes talk. Ian Field (the I Miss You guy) is basically the mayor of Whitsett. Vans shoes. Dispensaries and the early days. Do we already microdose without knowing?  Leave a comment or topic at liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

First night in a new bed, the shine box, and bad attire for men to wear. New segment "So Deep Put That Ass to Sleep" only thing is you won't be sleeping you'll be weeping with laughter, yeeeeee! Spork stops by to chat with Credere. Collinsworth just will not leave Brandon's mind. There's no Indian flying foxes in the greater Garnsey/Valley Village area. Which presidents slammed the most hot babes...

LL 255 "Policy of Truth"   As a "listener" you would think we have this zoom style of podcasting down...wrong. Sorry for the behind the scenes issues and the peak behind the curtain of what makes this show tick. Every product jumps on a new gimmick ingredient; lavender, charcoal, etc. Copper aka Aaron Judge hits a grand slam off covid-19 to win the World Series (a very elaborated anecdote by Brand...

Buckle up listeners, we have an all over the place, non-political, goofy as balls romp of a podcast for that ass. Sobriety and opening your eyes. The problems with face masks and the acne being caused. Mr Metrosexual stops by to give advice on what cleansers to be using. Vegan shampoo, why? Not judging a book by its cover and immediately following; judging a book by it's cover. Fatsos and fast foo...

We discuss the ongoing riots and pandemic. We look at why we get along and how people never will. Also 2019 may be the best year in human history. Stores closing down. Why looters are useless but Credere makes the valid point that nothing will be done. Then Brandon's tincture kicks in and we get a little goofy. Poodle exercise video, cough drop minute, and the Kama Sutra. Also a big teaser for nex...

Explaining Brandon's old roommate: Tony; again. Why people have to imagine themselves as something else and not cherish what they are. Dog relaxation youtube videos; another one of Brandon's embarrassing anecdotes. Aye-Aye matey. Baby Js and Kevin Spacey knitted hats. Absurd Planet basically ripped off LL (or they just have a budget and people paying them, but whatevs). Baked weekend: videos, gift...

Brandon is distracted for the 1st half making fresh orange juice. One year of marital bliss and the weird "who came up with that" things that go along with the anniversary. Health update: it's all good baby baby, thanks Dr Biggie. The giant isopod and whether or not Ludacris or Nelly would make for a better voice. Marvel films no one saw, weird things on tv, and general media discussion. Slow week...

Pacu fish will eat your balls or your "bar dick". Ancient grain cereal and why/how Brandon falls victim to marketing. ESPN unveils its 74 best basketball sneakers, as we often talk about this let's see what the experts say. More amusing things to watch as we start to reopen America. But what is actually opening and why. New parents are all having male children, much like the increase of male birth...

Glacous Atlanticus, a very odd and interesting creature. Cornering the market on Dr Teals; Credere and Brandon are the SFV reps for this product and can help you find the right mix. Three days three procedures, never a good thing having that much time at doctor's offices during a pandemic. Like a Boss and 90 Day Fiancee fucking stink, yet we have fun talking about them. Atypical season 3 is starti...

Some technical difficulties but we almost perfected our quarantine podcasts. Brandon's quick update and fuck insurance companies. Small takeaways from the first NFL virtual draft. Winners: LSU and the Dolphins. Losers: Commissioner Goodell and the guy who wore a bathrobe on national tv. Jerry Jones and Shakeys. Rabbit Hole week: mostly about dust and the penis snake; yes that's right this week's b...

Mr. B's health update and what he has to have happen before returning to work. Loving your doctor and listening to every suggestion he gives. Jaundice as an adult: no the sun won't help. We then track the films that we have watched and choose only a few to discuss. Credere likes the look and ease of Netflix. Books that are helpful and well written. Some other podcasts to check out (after listening...

Update on Brandon's health and his distended stomach (believe me it's no fun). More doctor visits and prescriptions, finally. We still on quarantine until 5/15 could be even longer. We discuss what each sport could do and if it's even worth it. Then the real fun starts: we've both been home for weeks so of course we watched some things. Mr. Wiggles and Huff N Puff. Yeti crab. Busta Rhymes Dangerou...

First remote podcast. Gouging seniors is just down right wrong. Tiger King, yes we know everyone has seen it. But who doesn't like a good LL review. Doc Antle and his stable. Also we discuss Most shot in or based around film locations. Boston takes the number one spot, for rough and tumble-ish films, as of late. Then we get to that moment wear Brandon almost died, yet he is still here to annoy you...

well we discuss buying a new computer at Costco and the non-chaos that was there. Audio seems to be ok, Credere did have a mask on. Lengthy Coronoavirus talk that devolves into Salsa and Collinsworth. The Pink Fairy Armadillo (not a joke). Helping people out with money, and why we are such great guys.   As always tell a friend. liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

Los joins us to wax poetic. The barter system that is now in effect. We discuss the LA shutdown and Brandon being a superhero. Analyzing hip-hop beats and the producers. New NFL CBA and how stupid it is. The glass frog is the weird animal of the week. Stay safe everyone and enjoy a laugh at this time. Tell a friend.   liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

Well a lengthy discussion about the current outbreak ensues. Flat Earthers and how stupid they are. Things to watch: Dave, Police Academy, and Hip Hop evolution. Things not to watch: Hobbs and Shaw, Mortal Engines, and Hall Pass. Leafy sea dragon rounds out this episode.

This is a first, we did the podcast from an actual liquor store. The Sunda Colango, look it up. Food delivery services overcharge you. New Balance Fresh Foam part 3. Why don't bums have allergies. Hillary. Threesomes and porn escorts.

Watching Warrior and Crazy Heart, again. Act 2 anxiety yips. How we wrote and what we wrote. Venezuelan poodle moths. Worst teams in every sport. Love it or hate it the underdogs on top.   liquourlicensepodcast@gmail.com depewexile on instagram