Laughing On The Sidelines

On this week's episode we have a guest, Esteban Peteros, and he has a huge gambling problem! Scooter has won the League Fantasy Football Championship and he won't shut up about it! Alvin Kamara  rushes for 6 touchdowns, Dwayne Haskins gets released by the Washington Football Team, and the New York Jets are the dumbest NFL football team on the face of the earth! MANSCAPED.COM makes one hell of...

Merry Christmas everyone! On This week's episode, The guys make fun of Derek losing his fantasy football game by less than a point, while Scooter McTwatwaffle is in the championship! The show has Manscaped as a sponsor, and they may regret it very soon. Use the promo code SIDELINES at MANSCAPED.COM to get 20% off your order and free shipping! Anyways, New England Does not make the playoffs, Pittsb...

This week, TikTok has blocked the guys from going live, and they don't give a shit. Find them going live on YouTube instead, and check out the new Fangerbang t-shirt.  K-State loses to a Division 2 team, and there will no longer be Chief Wahoo. The New England Patriots loose 7 times in a season for the first time since 2002, and the Chicago Bears find new life by beating the hell out of the H...

On this week's episode, a high school football player takes out a referee, and Floyd "Money" Mayweather is set to box Jake Paul, and we don't know who to root for. The Chicago Bears need to fire some members of the coaching staff, and the NY Jets did just that. Holy shit! The Cleveland Browns are  9-3, and we may not have the Patriots in the NFL playoffs this year. Jalen Hurts will will be th...

Episode 102: This week, Scotty and Jeremy relive the aftermath of last week's episode, and Scotty tells about a funny Black Friday story. The Vine celebrity, Jake Paul, KO's an ex NBA player, and nobody should have bought the Tyson VS Roy Jones Jr. PPV. Sarah Fuller may be able to kick a soccer ball, but sucks at kicking a football, and Tyreek Hill and Derrick Henry have amazing Week 12's. Finally...

On This week's episode, the NBA had a draft that nobody watched, and NCAA Basketball is finally here! Mike Tyson is getting ready to fight Roy Jones Jr, and it may be closer than you think. The NFC West is loaded with excellent football teams, and the NFC "Least" is absolute shit! The guys draft their "Favorite Individual Sports Performances," and end with the "Shittiest Situation" they have ever...

100 Episodes are in the books, and all 3 of the guys are finally back together to celebrate. Big resignations this week from Derek's and Scotty's favorite teams, and Nick Chubb screws up Las Vegas by running out-of-bounds. The "NFC Least" still sucks, and the Dolphins have won 5 straight games! Kyler Murray spoils the Bills hopes with a "Hail Murray," and what famous movie scene do wish was perfor...

On this week's episode, the guys have guest Matt "The Broken Back", and the Curse of Oak Island is back! The Jets are still terrible, but Cam Newton may be worse. Kyle Allen dislocates his ankle, and now the Washington Football Team are the most broken in the QB position. Russell Wilson falls to the ever-improving Buffalo Bills, and the Dallas Cowboys make it a game. What can you say to your dog,...

On this weeks episode, Don't look up the actual stories of sports movies based on a true story! It will ruin your childhood. Daylight savings time sucks, and Scotty hits the longest drive in his life. Rob Manfred is a piece of sh*t, but we already knew that, and John Lester bought $47,000 in beer to thank Cubs fans for their support! Our kind of guy. Justin Herbert or Joe Burrow, who do you think...

On this week's episode, Scotty and Jeremy have awesome weeks with really sh*tty weather, and the World Series comes to an end. Khabib retires from the UFC, and Odel Beckham Jr. is out for the season with a torn ACL. The Cowboys drop another game against the "Football Team", and they look like one of the worst Cowboy teams in several years. Daniel Jones trips over his own feet on an amazing run, an...

This week, the 2020 World Series has finally started! Do the Rays spoil the Dodgers' chances of buying a World Series trophy? Atlanta sports teams love to blow late leads, but the Falcons pull out a win over the Vikings after fining Dan Quinn. How bad did Cam Newton look against the Denver Broncos, and is Ryan Tannehill an elite quarterback? Arron Rodgers looked awful against the Tampa Bay Bucs, a...

On this week's episode, It's Scotty's birthday, and no one really cares. David "The Caveman" Rickels wins his debut fight in the BKFC, and it is still more impressive than the Lakers winning the NBA Finals. The Tampa Bay Rays are up 2-0 on the Astros, and The Atlanta Braves are up 2 games on the Dodgers (HELL YEAH!!!) The Chiefs get upset by the Raiders, and Ady Dalton might be the answer to Jerry...

On this week's episode, the WNBA had a Finals... and literally no one cared. The real NBA have their Finals, and LeBron gets so pissed that he walks off the court with 5 seconds left in the game. The Cardinals and the Cubs both lose, and Scotty and Derek are pissed. Joe Burrow is the real deal again, and the Dallas Cowboys actually lost to the Cleveland Browns. Finally, what are the most iconic sp...

This week, The 2020 Major League Baseball Postseason has finally started, and we don't know anything about hockey; but the Tampa Bay Lightning won the championship or something. The LA Chargers' team doctor stabbed Tyrod Taylor, and Dak Prescott still doesn't deserve a $40M contract. Drew Brees is getting old, and Patrick Mahomes may be pretty good at football. The Bears finally bench Mitch Trubis...

This week, the guys discuss merchandise coming soon, and kidney stones. Yes, you read that correctly. The MLB playoff picture is getting clearer and the LA Dodgers seem to be the favorites. 2020 still sucks as so many NFL superstars get injured during week 2, and the damn Atlanta Falcons don't know the onside kick rules. What are the biggest upsets of all time and what movies would be greatly impr...

This week's episode, Scotty shaves his head for a good cause (@team_jocelyn), and Jeremy gets into a fight at Lowe's! Brewer's pitcher Brent Suter falls off of the mound while pitching, and Kansas University bars fans from going to the football game (like they really had to). Now, we can finally say it: "FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY!" Week 1 had some pleasant surprises, and imagine if volleyball players...

This week, Fantasy Football is back, and the draft was extremely anti-climactic. Nick Foles will not be the starting quarterback for the Chicago Bears, Leonard Fournette goes to Tampa Bay, and Von Miller may be out for the season! The Yankees and Red Sox both are playing terrible baseball, and listeners make some awesome comments telling Scotty that he sucks! Finally, we draft the worst sports uni...

This week "Jabroni" becomes a word in the dictionary, a digital fan flashes her boobs during an NBA game, and a cardboard cut-out falls off the "Green Monster!" We are just over a week away from the NFL season, and Carson Went is already hurt! The guys read more "Comments & Questions" from listeners, and debate if would rather poop their pants on purpose or "b**ch-slap" the bride's mom to get...

This week, the NBA Playoffs continue and no one important cares until the NBA Finals. Trevor Bauer taunts Carlos Correa with his "Free Joe Kelly" cleats, and Zach Greinke throws an "Ephus Pitch." The guys reveal some listener comments and answer some listener questions, like which sport would be best with all midgets? And. finally, would you rather Death Dive or Ski Jump? Enjoy another episode, an...

This week, the guys make jokes about Scotty's weekend, discuss Fernando Tatis Jr. hitting a bomb with a huge lead, and The NBA Playoffs are finally here! What sport would you like to watch a meth head play, and what sport would be better with trampolines? Finally, "Battle Royale with Sports Equipment," and flying midgets. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Scotty can't hit a tee shot passed the ladies' tees and has to drop his pants for the next shot. The Braves troll Reese McGuire by playing "Beat It" and Oakland's Ramon Laureano charges the Houston Astros' dugout after getting beaned. What are some of the most ridiculous injuries in sports, and what are some of the biggest sports blunders of all-time. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, a...

This week, the guys talk about Joe Kelly getting suspended after mocking Carlos Correa, Nolan Ryan and Robbin Ventura fought on the mound 27 years ago, and apparently the guys have been noticed on TikTok. We have extra-innings with runners on second, and now we are being sponsored by a drunk pack of cigarettes. Jeremy honks at golfers and who else gets pissed getting stuck behind a 5-some of senio...

This week, Derek, Jeremy, and Scotty celebrate the beginning of the 2020 baseball season, even though it probably won't last long after 14 members of the Miami Marlins test positive for COVID-19. They discuss the pitiful "first pitch" of the 2020 season by Anthony Fauci, and many other terrible "first pitches" of all time. Patrick Mahomes owns part of the Kansas City Royals, Mike Tyson is going to...

The Major League Baseball season is days away, and 3 Houston Astros have already been hit during exhibition games. Alyssa Nakken is the first woman to coach on the field at the Major League level, and Rey Mysterio Jr. allegedly lost his eye. Tyreek Hill smokes Terrell Owens in a race, and the Washington "Whatevers" have other sh*t to talk about and it has nothing to do with the new name. What spor...

The Washington Redskins organization announce they are changing their name, and some dude made the best investment by buying all of the options they would choose. Lamar Jackson is going to be on the cover of Madden 21, and the curse may have been broken with Patrick Mahomes. Tyreek Hill gets "Mossed", and Bruce Smith thinks having a "penis-hand" would be a good idea. We draft the most hated athlet...