Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Cristela Alonzo ( Chicano Squad podcast , To Be Continued podcast )  joins Jordan and Jesse for a  discussion of her strong feelings about Pepe the King Prawn Muppet, the surprising tone that dominates the Pasadena subreddit, and Cristela's junior high school song lyric hustle.  Check out the Pixar documentary that Cristela is in, Inside PIxar !  And check out Cristela's podcast To Be Continued! H...

Charlie Jane Anders ( Victories Greater Than Death novel , Our Opinions Are Correct podcast ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the friendship potential of various kaiju, the shocking but serene photo Jesse stumbled upon on Twitter while he was searching for Ichiro Suzuki highlights, and Little Ceasar's cult status as the ultimate sex symbol. PLUS, Charlie Jane has an amazing new novel ou...

Kevin T. Porter ( Good Christian Fun podcast ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's big move to Pasadena and the recommendations Kevin has from living there for years, the themed parties Kevin has thrown to entice people to hang out on his side of town, and Jordan's newfound love for breakfast burritos.  Tell us the secrets you thought you would take to your grave!  Call us at 206-9...

Kate Willett ( Dirtbag Anthropology on Audible , Reply Guys podcast ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the differences and similarities between right-wing and left-wing basement boys, the reply guys that Jesse attracted with a recent viral baseball tweet, the adorable kittens (Arthur and Pearl) Kate adopted during the pandemic, and what it was like for Kate to interview her father about...

Elliott Kalan ( The Flophouse podcast , MST3K on Netflix , Maniac of New York comic ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the beautiful segmented urban worms in Elliot's garage, what his experience of being a contestant on Jeopardy recently, a new one-man show about MOMSTANK. And this week Jesse has turned the tables to quiz Jordan and Elliott! Plus, Elliott has a great new slasher horror c...

Jamelle Bouie ( The New York Times ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jamelle's connoisseurship of the many Highlander sequels (and the impressive proliferation of the series in general), Jesse's fondness for Dad Cinema and a beautiful but boring sci-fi movie, and the Tom Clancy and John Grisham books everyone read when they were young library nerds. Plus, Jamelle weighs in on exactly wh...

Jenny Jaffe ( Rugrats reboot!,   Monster High reboot!) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of how Jordan is still haunted by a poster he saw in The Little Things, the hardbound "first edition" of The Illiad the student gives Jennifer Lopez in The Boy Next Door, and the true makeup of Wario sauce. Plus, Jordan quizzes the hell out of Jenny and Jesse.  Help support this show and unlock bonus con...

Christopher Hastings ( Rude Tales of Magic podcast , many awesome comics ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's recent chonky three-wick candle disappointment, how Howard the Duck factors into a Marvel character Chris helped create named Gwenpool,  and the story of how Chris's Pomeranian named Commissioner Gordon fought for the title of New York's Cutest Dog (and a million dollars)....

Jahara James ( Twitch Streamer , Crush It Queens podcast ) joins Jordan and Jesse to talk about what's it's like to destroy Calamity Ganon in Zelda Breath of the Wild because ALL THREE people on this week's show have accomplished that very task, pop culture from childhood that doesn't seem like it actually existed, and mini-fridges for your skincare products. Help support this show and unlock bonu...

Rhea Butcher ( Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootleg Album , Three Swings Podcast ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the hottest movie take Jordan has ever heard, the rich aficionados who keep kaiju action figure makers in business, and the sandwich Jesse wants named after him at the deli that names sandwiches after NPR hosts.  Get Rhea's new album Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootleg! Help suppo...

Carlye Wisel ( theme park journalist , Very Amusing podcast ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion about Jordan's latest targeted Instagram ads, Jesse's major video game accomplishment of beating Zelda, and Carlye's latest quarantine gambit - learning to play chess. Plus, we take some calls from an old friend that could change the show forever.   Help support this show and unlock bonus content!...

Guy Branum ( Talk Show the Game Show ) joins Jordan and Jesse to talk about how the true test of big strong action stars is a movie where they try to raise children, the recent sea shanty crazy on the internet, and the new remake of Jesse's favorite show All Creatures Great and Small . Plus listeners call in to their own segments we've never done on the show. Watch Guy's Talk Show the Game Show on...

Joel Kim Booster ( Urgent Care podcast , History of Swear Words on Netflix ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's status as the bad boy of the Culver City Plunge, the cat-centric side quests in the new Final Fantasy remake, how it feels when your therapist gets a ring light, and the dubious, fever-dreamlike filmography of Burt Reynolds.  Follow Joel Kim Booster on Twitter! Action It...

Alison Becker  ( Parks and Rec )  joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the dramatic and high-pressure video requests Alison has gotten since she joined Cameo, a quiz game from Jordan to see who can guess the going rate of a variety of celebrities on Cameo, and a vital deliberation of the 2021 Power Slogan that we'll no doubt need to help us get through this upcoming year. Check out Alison on...

Blaine Capatch ( Nerd Poker Podcast ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Boba Fett's real voice, a shocking manger scene that Jordan saw on one of his bullshit walks, and how the current toy landscape for kids is basically a surveillance state. Plus, Blaine lets us in on his go-to singing hologram to reference in bits.  Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at ht...

Ben Harrison ( Greatest Generation podcast , Friendly Fire podcast ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a Walton Noggins celebration! They talk Free Willy sequels, Star Trek horniness, and of course, nog. Ben makes three Noggins cocktails on air and gives us his pick for the official Jordan, Jesse, Go! Walton Noggins drink.    Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://max...

David Hayter ( Warrior Nun on Netflix , voice of King Shark on The Flash and   Solid Snake in Metal Gear Solid ) joins Jordan and Jesse to fill out our King Shark Voiceover Actor Hat Trick! They talk about the extreme toll that playing King Shark takes on David's voice, how a gorgeous spinning back kick landed David in some trouble at a Yakuza bar in Japan, and a recent news story that makes every...

Jonah Ray ( Let Me Watch Your Movie with You podcast , MST3K on Netflix ) joins Jesse and Jordan for this lightly cursed episode to talk about why horror movies are actually comforting these days, the magical appeal of Huell Howser and what might happen if he was meeting Pokemon, and the power of buffalo sauce to transform any food.  Jonah has a new podcast where he watches movies with the people...

Tawny Newsome ( Space Force , Yo! Is This Racist? podcast ,   Material Flats album ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of what it's like living in the Mojave Desert, the hard pivots marketing teams have  had to pull  off during the pandemic, and how Tawny's dad trusts Dr. Faucci, but still wants to beat him up.  Plus, Tawny recorded an album during the pandemic and Jordan throws down a new h...

Broadcasting legend Tom Scharpling ( The Best Show , Double Threat ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of how Jordan has developed a taste for three dollar pear, Tom's targeted ads on Instagram for donut shops and Halloween masks, and Tom's piping hot take of how C-3PO is a worse Star Wars character than even Jar Jar Binks. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at...

Cody Ziglar ( She-Hulk on D+ , The Dark Weeb podcast ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the lesser-known sodas from the south like Cheer Wine, the titillating hashtag Jordan saw being used on the Antiques Roadshow, and the jarring ebb and flow of action in Attack on Titan, an anime that features naked crank-less giants eating people. Plus, we hear from some postal workers and someone who...

Cristela Alonzo ( Music to My Years memoir , To Be Continued podcast ), joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of how Jordan is doubting his creativity because of his milquetoast dreams, Cristela's quest to correct some misinformation about the Biden dogs, and the dubious existence of die-hard Aerosmith fans.  Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun....

Brea Grant ( 12 Hour Shift movie , Mary graphic novel ) and Mallory O'Meara ( The Lady From the Black Lagoon book ) join Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of how everyone spent the most powerful Halloween of all time, how Elvira will not sign autographs unless she is in character, and the drive-in porno theater in Brea's hometown. Plus, Jesse helps everyone out with some Twizzler Q&A and Jordan of...

Blaire Erskine ( Twitter / Video / Superstar ) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's exhilarating run through the resurrected Target Husk, the lawless Christian nightclub for teens Blaire used to go to growing up, and the genderbending papal protest organization called the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence that one of Jesse's childhood mentors was a member of.     Help support this sho...

Alicia Tobin ( Retail Nightmares podcast, "So You're A Little Sad, So What?" book) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the intolerable soundtracks at retail jobs that play on a loop and haunt you for decades, the notoriously awful customer that spawned Alicia's Retail Nightmares podcast, and the Scandinavian gummy store by Jordan's house that is inexplicably THRIVING in the pandemic. Plus,...