I Don't Get It Podcast

Bill and Noah deal with distractions placed by an intractable cat to discuss the king of TikTok, video magician Zach King. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Zach King? 19:40 -- Why is Zach King so popular? 27:40 -- Would you have liked Zach King if you were a kid? 31:01 -- Is Zach King a sign of the apocalypse? 35:53 -- Is your irrational hatred of...

Noah and Bill get real and go on camera with bad skin and messy hair to talk about the stunning authenticity of vlogger Emma Chamberlain. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Emma Chamberlain? 21:58 -- Why is Emma Chamberlain so popular? 28:12 -- Would you have liked Emma Chamberlain if you were a kid? 31:18 -- Is Emma Chamberlain a sign of the apocal...

Bill and Noah dive back into trap in discussing the bad boy of his age, Tekashi 6ix9ine. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Tekashi 6ix9ine? 15:11 -- Why is Tekashi 6ix9ine so popular? 20:47 -- Would you have liked Tekashi 6ix9ine if you were a kid? 24:24 -- Is Tekashi 6ix9ine a sign of the apocalypse? 28:10 -- Is your irrational hatred of Tekashi 6...

Only Noah and Bill would be so bold as to enter the seven years past world of song parodies, care of the Holderness Family of North Carolina. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is The Holderness Family? 15:40 -- Why is The Holderness Family so popular? 20:05 -- Would you have liked The Holderness Family if you were a kid? 23:46 -- Is The Holderness Fa...

Noah and Bill take a bad trip and wind up talking about dadaist talk show host Eric Andre. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Eric Andre? 16:21 -- Why is Eric Andre so popular? 21:23 -- Would you have liked Eric Andre if you were a kid? 27:35 -- Is Eric Andre a sign of the apocalypse? 30:36 -- Is your irrational hatred of Eric Andre based on jealous...

Bill and Noah imbue a gelatinous goop with feelings and a personality as they take to anxiety baking as a way to pass the time during lockdown. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is sourdough bread? 18:20 -- Why is sourdough bread so popular? 21:39 -- Would you have liked sourdough bread if you were a kid? 25:54 -- Is sourdough bread a sign of the apo...

Bill and Noah are endlessly delighted by little chromatic blobs who sing and fall down and do dancing. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Trolls World Tour? 23:56 -- Why is Trolls World Tour so popular? 31:13 -- Would you have liked Trolls World Tour if you were a kid? 34:59 -- Is Trolls World Tour a sign of the apocalypse? 39:58 -- Is your irratio...

Noah and Bill fetch the boltcutters in preparation for a talk about chanteuse Fiona Apple and her buzzy new album release. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Fiona Apple? 15:59 -- Why is Fiona Apple so popular? 22:16 -- Would you have liked Fiona Apple if you were a kid? 25:49 -- Is Fiona Apple a sign of the apocalypse? 30:45 -- Is your irrational h...

Bill and Noah take a quick bite of media by sampling the offerings of Quibi, a new streaming software destined to be out of business in eight months. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Quibi? 22:21 -- Why is Quibi so popular? 30:49 -- Would you have liked Quibi if you were a kid? 34:39 -- Is Quibi a sign of the apocalypse? 38:42 -- Is your irration...

Noah and Bill sit in opposing barber chairs and try to touch up each other’s hair from a great distance as they talk about the lack of access to some grooming now. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Covid Hair? 14:05 -- Why is Covid Hair so popular? 18:57 -- Would you have liked Covid Hair if you were a kid? 21:05 -- Is Covid Hair a sign of the apo...

Bill and Noah put their hands into the jaws of doom and engage the viral phenomenon on Netflix. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Tiger King? 20:32 -- Why is Tiger King so popular? 30:10 -- Would you have liked Tiger King if you were a kid? 34:32 -- Is Tiger King a sign of the apocalypse? 37:41 -- Is your irrational hatred of Tiger King based on j...

Bill and Noah keep a healthy social distance between each other as they transition to a totally Zoom-based friendship. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Zoom? 11:57 -- Why is Zoom so popular? 16:30 -- Would you have liked Zoom if you were a kid? 20:33 -- Is Zoom a sign of the apocalypse? 23:41 -- Is your irrational hatred of Zoom based on jealousy...

Noah and Bill go to the beach, grocery shop, and have a lawn party within a foot of each other this week, because they’re both goddamn idiots. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Coronavirus Stupidity? 22:37 -- Why is Coronavirus Stupidity so popular? 31:58 -- Would you have liked Coronavirus Stupidity if you were a kid? 37:17 -- Is Coronavirus Stup...

Noah and Bill find some common ground with their topic this week, in that they can all swell to 150% of their original size. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What are Orbeez? 18:54 -- Why is Orbeez so popular? 24:11 -- Would you have liked Orbeez if you were a kid? 28:54 -- Is Orbeez a sign of the apocalypse? 33:11 -- Is your irrational hatred of Orbeez...

Noah and Bill plumb the unspeakable blackness of men’s hearts as they look into the unboxing exploits of Ryan Kaji’s Youtube channel. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Ryan’s World? 16:25 -- Why is Ryan’s World so popular? 21:33 -- Would you have liked Ryan’s World if you were a kid? 27:18 -- Is Ryan’s World a sign of the apocalypse? 30:08 -- Is y...

Bill and Noah coin a new word -- GOMLism -- and investigate the homophobic/transphobic/misogynistic world of esports. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What are Esports? 20:30 -- Why are Esports so popular? 29:38 -- Would you have liked Esports if you were a kid? 34:54 -- Are Esports a sign of the apocalypse? 42:34 -- Is your irrational hatred of Esports...

Bill and Noah write letters from the heart not intended to be sent as they discuss the Netflix teen sensation and its subsequent sequel. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before? 20:56 -- Why is To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before so popular? 25:56 -- Would you have liked To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before if you were a kid...

Noah and Bill go all-in on size-zero crop tops and high-waisted jeans as the newest devotees of Brandy Melville clothing. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Brandy Melville? 14:26 -- Why is Brandy Melville so popular? 19:21 -- Would you have liked Brandy Melville if you were a kid? 23:43 -- Is Brandy Melville a sign of the apocalypse? 28:04 -- Is y...

For the simple price of your soul you too can subscribe to Disney+ and surrender to the charms of Baby Yoda, the latest weapon against humanity devised by Bob Iger. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Baby Yoda? 15:08 -- Why is Baby Yoda so popular? 21:47 -- Would you have liked Baby Yoda if you were a kid? 25:47 -- Is Baby Yoda a sign of the apocal...

It’s back to YouTube, so Noah and Bill can find another inscrutable content creator: This time, it’s the money-giving-awayer Mister Beast (Jimmy Donaldson). @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Mr. Beast? 20:42 -- Why is Mr. Beast so popular? 26:23 -- Would you have liked Mr. Beast if you were a kid? 33:06 -- Is Mr. Beast a sign of the apocalypse? 38...

Bill and Noah, two men with a lot of body hair and pointy ears, discuss the biggest bomb in movie theaters right now, the adaption of Andrew Lloyd Weber’s “Cats.” @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Cats? 18:07 -- Why is Cats so popular? 27:16 -- Would you have liked Cats if you were a kid? 35:16 -- Is Cats a sign of the apocalypse? 42:17 -- Is your...

We thoroughly missed the Christmas season by talking about another holiday geegaw a full week after it was appropriate, but here goes anyway. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Elf On the Shelf? 15:45 -- Why is Elf On the Shelf so popular? 22:39 -- Would you have liked Elf On the Shelf if you were a kid? 27:22 -- Is Elf On the Shelf a sign of the a...

Bill and Noah set off powerful mustard gas bombs of blue smoke to indicate the injurious birth of another podcast episode. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Gender Reveal Party? 18:08 -- Why is Gender Reveal Party so popular? 23:52 -- Would you have liked Gender Reveal Party if you were a kid? 26:16 -- Is Gender Reveal Party a sign of the apocal...

Bill and Noah are disrespected, and their entire belief systems are called into question with the proliferation of OK BOOMER! @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is OK Boomer? 16:14 -- Why is OK Boomer so popular? 20:27 -- Would you have liked OK Boomer if you were a kid? 24:57 -- Is OK Boomer a sign of the apocalypse? 30:41 -- Is your irrational hatre...

Using who is awarded a Mark Twain humor prize as a metric, we look at the legacy of Dave Chappelle, a trailblazing American comedian at the top of his form. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Dave Chappelle? 22:05 -- Why is Dave Chappelle so popular? 27:06 -- Would you have liked Dave Chappelle if you were a kid? 30:36 -- Is Dave Chappelle a sign of...