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Tony with Newt and Crystal review The Last Blockbuster. In this Podcast / Movie Review of This documentary they'll talk about all the things that make it lame. Like the constant cutting to celebrities, the way its horribly structured, and how everyone its really just one big advertisement for Blockbuster merch. The documentary tells the story of Blockbuster Video, a video rental business. The docu...

Tony, Newt, And Mike Matei review Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Movie from 1990. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about the things that make this movie radical! From the animatronics, the gritty looks, and how it adapted the crazy source material. In New York, mysterious radioactive ooze has mutated four sewer turtles into talking, upright-walking, crime-fighting ninjas. The intrep...

Tony with Newt and Crystal review Velocipastor. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Velocipastor they'll talk about all the insane stuff that make this movie hilarious. The ludicrous story, the over the top acting, and the laugh out loud gags. After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified...

Tony and Johanna review Godzilla vs. Kong! In this Podcast / Movie Review of the latest entry in the monsterverse series they get into all the stuff that makes the movie monstrous! From the new kaiju, the over the top battles, and the surprise titan at the end! Also we made bets on who would win and the loser had to read an apology written by the winner. Stay tuned for that and a Newt rant!   Kong...

Tony and Justin review Darkman. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about the things that make this movie Darkman awesome. From Sam Raimi's directing, Danny Elfman's score, and the over the top action scenes. Peyton Westlake is a scientist who has discovered a way to produce synthetic skin. This could revolutionize skin grafting, except for one minor glitch; the synthetic skin degrades a...

Tony, Vizzy, and Mint review Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers The Movie and laugh at how dumb it is. In this Podcast / Movie Review of the first live action Power Rangers movie they will take a look at all the stuff that make it stupid like the rangers wardrobe, bird people that can fly at the speed of light, and the worst CGI robots you have ever seen. After a construction crew accidentally cracks o...

Tony and Johanna review the first Pacific Rim by Guillermo del Toro. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Pacific Rim they get into all the stuff that makes the movie fun from the giant robots to the creative creature design and the over the top action. As a war between humankind and monstrous sea creatures wages on, a former pilot and a trainee are paired up to drive a seemingly obsolete special wea...

Tony and Newt have united to discuss The Snyder Cut of Justice League. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about all the big changes in this version. From black suit Superman, Darkseid, and a new epilogue with The Joker! Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together...

Tony and James reunite and review Leprechaun 3. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about the crazy antics the Leprechaun gets into. Like turning people into human slot machines, putting on the craziest magic show ever, and hanging out with Elvis! Watch and find out how the Leprechaun gets lucky in Las Vegas! One night in Las Vegas, a pawn shop owner purchases a statue of a leprechaun fr...

Tony, Newt, And Justin review Shrek. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about the things that make this movie Superb! From the incredible animation, great soundtrack, and jokes that please all ages.   Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They wer...

Tony with Newt and Crystal review the new Wrong Turn. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Wrong Turn (2021) they will try to dance around all the socio political commentary that was injected into the remake of a movie about mutant cannibals. It becomes very frustrating. Despite warnings to stick to the Appalachian Trail, hikers stray off course and cross into land inhabited by a hidden community of...

Tony and Newt review Tom and Jerry The Movie (1992). In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about the things that make this movie cringe. From the terrible animation, horrible songs, and probably the worst Tom and Jerry voices ever imagined. The popular cartoon cat and mouse are thrown into a feature film. The story has the twosome trying to help an orphan girl who is being berated and expl...

Welcome to our new Thursday show. This is where all of us at Hack The Movies can talk more about movies that exist past the golden age of VHS. We can take a look at newer releases and more modern films. Today we are going to talk about Psycho Goreman. A new film that blends classic 80s/90s "kids find a magical friend" movies with extreme gore and violence. Its awesome! Siblings Mimi and Luke unwit...

Tony and Justin review Johnny Mnemonic. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about the things that make this movie Cyberpunk! From the world it portrays, the technology it came up with, and the fact the godfather of the genre wrote the script...allegedly. In this film based on the William Gibson story, Johnny (Keanu Reeves) is a data courier who has a secret stash of information implanted...

Tony with Newt and Crystal review the original Wrong Turn. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Wrong Turn They go into what makes the movie fun, what makes the movie cliché and they even go into some of the sequels! So check out our thought on the original Wrong Turn before the remake comes out. Friends Jessie (Eliza Dushku) and Carly (Emmanuelle Chriqui) are traveling with pals Scott (Jeremy Sisto)...

Tony and Johanna review The Silence of the Lambs. In this Podcast / Movie Review of The Silence of the Lambs they will talk about the things that make this movie fantastic! Stuff like the excellent casting, how it adapts the source material, and the top notch cinematography. Jodie Foster stars as Clarice Starling, a top student at the FBI's training academy. Jack Crawford (Scott Glenn) wants Clari...

Tony and Joe review Master of Disguise and talk about why it is so miserable. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Master of Disguise they will relive some of the most annoying parts of this film like Dana Carvey's (Wayne's World) terrible Italian accent, Brent Spiner's (Star Trek TNG) constant farting, and the painfully unfunny Turtle Guy. The Master of Disguise is a 2002 American adventure comedy f...

Tony and Newt review AVP: Alien vs. Predator in honor of the Big Game this week and the Godzilla vs. Kong Trailer finally dropping. find out why they think AVP is trash in this Podcast / Movie Review. Everything from messing up the Alien lifecycle to the horrible redesign of the Predator's face. AVP is a 2004 science fiction action film written and directed by Paul W. S. Anderson. It is the first...

Tony and Kieran review Wishmaster 2 Evil Never Dies. Find out why they think Wishmaster 2 is crazy in this Podcast / Movie Review. Stay tuned for a special interview with the director Jack Sholder https://rumble.com/v4wkyxe-wishmaster-2-is-crazy-bonus-director-interview-hack-the-movies.html

Tony and Johanna review King Kong Lives. In this Podcast / Movie Review of King Kong Lives find out how King Kong was kept alive, how he was resurrected, and how he finally found love! A giant ape King Kong, which was shot and fell off the World Trade Center tower, appears to be alive, but is in coma for 10 years and desperately needs a blood transfusion in order to have an artificial heart implan...

Tony and Newt review Collateral Damage. Find out why they think Collateral Damage is trash in this Podcast / Movie Review. Get ready for a rotating doors of potential sidekicks, Arnold using Arson to fight terrorists, and one of the dumbest twists ever. Firefighter Gordon Brewer (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is plunged into the complex and dangerous world of international terrorism after he loses his wi...

Newt and Tony review Ghostbusters 2 and talk about why it is so Awful. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Ghostbusters 2. They will touch on the things that make Ghostbusters 2 awful like Bill Murray's lack of charisma, a poorly rehashed script, and jokes that fall flat. Having lost their status and credibility five years after covering New York City with marshmallow in Ghostbusters (1984), the onc...

Tony and Newt review their new favorite Christmas film, Trancers! Find out how crazy this Blade Runner/Terminator style sci fi romp is in this Podcast / Movie Review. You get everything from time traveling brains, zombie Santa Claus, and young Helen Hunt. Jack Deth (Tim Thomerson) is a trooper in Angel City, circa 2247, mopping up the last of the disciples of the Martin Whistler (Michael Stefani)....

We continue to complain about the holidays while talking about the ultimate Christmas hater, Ebenezer Scrooge. There are like 10,000 Christmas Carol movies and we each picked our favorite to talk about. What is your favorite? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VApkA5o2fng https://odysee.com/@hackthemovies:1/favorite-scrooge-movie-talking-about:3

Tony and Newt try to get into the season by talking about how much they hate Christmas. They even brought in some CRAZY Christmas movies to talk about! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRYkCQgTW4 https://odysee.com/@hackthemovies:1/crazy-christmas-movies!-talking-about:4