Gettin' Dicey

On this episode of Michael Bay's Transformers: The Rise of Scorponok, Sponsored by [insert overt product placement here], we follow our intrepid heroes through cave, jungle, swamp, desert, and aww, look a cute little meadow! Will the party recover from the fact Ram summoned an entire brown bear? Will the beasts waiting around every corner show even the slightest bit of competence? It's Get...

It's time for a little lesson on money! Will it prove to be the root of all evil, or the thing that makes the world spin round? For Team 20, it's not much of anything, so if you want an education on how the economy works, keep on looking. If you want to find out just how complicated climbing up the side of a tower can get though, you're at the right place.

Team 20 makes their way to the town of Shimmer's Edge and gets caught up in a bit of tomfoolery with the local nobles. Can Rufus survive a deadly duel? Will Ram make it out of a combat encounter without making death saves? Is Higgins going to succumb to peer pressure and consume raw beef? I wish more of those were jokes and not actual things that are going to happen. No April Fools jokes here,...

Well, well, well, after a hard fought battle, our illustrious trio has found themselves at a bit of a party. Fun is had, bonds are forged, and they finally got a team name, so I don't have to come up with new titles like "illustrious trio" for them anymore. Say hello to table 20! Well, not so much a team name as it is their order in line, but these things take time. No rush or anythi...

Didn't your momma tell you never to dilly dally in an alley? Clearly she never told Higgins, Ram N. Ardy, and Rufus because they find themselves caught in the middle of a riot over unfair taxation practices. Wait this is still a D&D podcast right??

Even in a world of fantasy and wonder, second chances can be hard to come by. So when a soldier without a war, a songwriter without an audience, and a nomad without a tribe find a way to start fresh, will they take it? Or will it take them? Does that make sense? It sounded good in my head, but I'm worried it doesn't actually mean anything. No, don't put that part. Stop typing. Stop!