Functionally Speaking

Tired of feeling grossed out by cold DMs and sleazy sales tactics? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re breaking down how we each booked our first 5 (and then 50+) clients without ever cold DMing a single person. We walk through what actually works when you're starting or growing your wellness business—from the power of warm DMs and real conversations, to the mindset sh...

Ever wish you could sit in on the kind of behind-the-scenes conversations practitioners actually have? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re kicking things off by introducing ourselves (hey, we’re Laura and Danielle), sharing how our friendship-turned-collaboration started in the DMs, and why we launched this show as an unfiltered extension of our clinician community: the Unc...

Are GLP-1s the miracle fix or are we just masking bigger issues? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re diving deep into one of the hottest and most polarizing topics in wellness right now: GLP-1s. As practitioners, we’ve seen both the incredible potential and the very real pitfalls of these medications. We talk about who they're actually meant for, why they're being...

Is creatine really worth the hype or is it just another overrated fitness trend? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re diving into one of our favorite supplements that gets a lot of buzz but also a lot of confusion: creatine. We break down what it actually does, why it's so much more than a "gym bro" supplement, and how it supports everything from muscle mass a...

Welcome to Functionally Speaking—the podcast where two clinicians share one brain cell and way too many opinions.  We’re here for the nuance, the hot takes, the facts your certification skipped over, and the occasional spiral into chaos. If you’re a health coach, practitioner, or clinician who’s slightly functional (just like our mitochondria and our recording process), you’re in the right place....