Eating Salads

Semester Salad 20.04.2021 4:53 ↓

Some day we'll have enough time to sleep in after sleepovers.

Mexican Hash Salad 19.04.2021 3:10 ↓

We've been talking to a couple of people who sleep walk lately.

Pizza Roll Salad 18.04.2021 4:12 ↓

They can't pull me away from my work! Not even for a single day!

Birria Salad 17.04.2021 6:44 ↓

Wash your hands in the snow, but avoid the yellow bits!

Doge Coin 16.04.2021 14:13 ↓

Pump it baby! To the moon! Woof woof! (Or, how Matt owes me $2,000)

Wet Paint Salad 15.04.2021 6:57 ↓

Don't touch it there!

Nugg Salad 13.04.2021 9:18 ↓

Simulation Salad, don't be a chicken!

Iceburger Salad 12.04.2021 10:59 ↓

Two rounds of grilling over 400F coals.

Relleno Salad 11.04.2021 6:38 ↓

Stuffed, or filled. Either way, I'm made fun of every time I say it.

Carpetbagger Salad 11.04.2021 12:34 ↓

Tesla really dropped the ball today!

Handle Salad 10.04.2021 8:24 ↓

Because they aren't knobs? Well, they are pulls, to say the least.

Charcoal Salad 09.04.2021 10:19 ↓

This time tomorrow, and I'll be a grillmaster.

Neighborly Salad 08.04.2021 10:45 ↓

On a separate note, we had a very nice conversation with out other neighbors about them redoing their driveway.

Peep Latte Salad 07.04.2021 9:01 ↓

Taking it easy after a long haul on the open road, one doritos after another.

Midnight Cookie Surprise Salad 06.04.2021 7:27 ↓

Right in between your legs and up into your stomach.

Familiar Salad 05.04.2021 9:54 ↓

A lot of maple, pizza, bathroom, cabinet, etc. All över Lettuce.

Built-in Salad 04.04.2021 13:02 ↓

Not just because my meatloaf came with a side salad, but also because of a completely unrelated built-in.

Chicken Pot Salad 03.04.2021 7:59 ↓

Would you rather have had the fried green tomatoes?

Rat Salad 02.04.2021 8:47 ↓

Scurrying up your legs, and right into your ears.

Meatball Salad 01.04.2021 9:09 ↓

It's from the same poor deer as yesterday's salad.

Deer Salad 31.03.2021 7:43 ↓

Let's all go on a hunting trip together.

Dinosaur Egg Salad 30.03.2021 6:08 ↓

These dino be finna dropp something tasty, or bussin.

Ramen Salad 29.03.2021 5:32 ↓

The slice of cheese is usually extra, but we'll make an exception for you.

Admissions Salad 28.03.2021 8:31 ↓

How much would you pay for your child to plough my garden?

Ice Bucket Salad 27.03.2021 10:28 ↓

The first thing my mind goes to when I try to verbalize a bucket of pasta.