Eating Salads

Batard Salad 21.06.2022 5:07 ↓

Just don't eat it all in one take.

Trolley Salad 20.06.2022 8:17 ↓

It's like two dryers pushing that thing around all day.

Juniper Salad 19.06.2022 5:53 ↓

Not just the juniper, but a lot of other things also.

Beano Salad 18.06.2022 16:45 ↓

I'm even skeptical of my projections, but all of the numbers were rounded against me.

Stranger Things Pizza Salad 17.06.2022 8:35 ↓

They must eat pizza on the show or something.

Escrow Salad 16.06.2022 9:16 ↓

Just a nervous countdown until it's all settled.

Food Truck Salad 15.06.2022 12:00 ↓

Kasey wants to start a food TRUNK festival, where it's just big coolers and not big vans.

Calorie Count Salad 14.06.2022 7:21 ↓

Kasey's sitting right at 1000, so I'm probably not far off.

Repotted Salad 13.06.2022 9:09 ↓

It's like we took the last E3 event, and called it something else.

Liquid Death Salad 12.06.2022 8:41 ↓

Wouldn't want to spill any peanuts in the park, and force any poor girls walking by to pick it up for us? Would we?

Onion Flower Salad 11.06.2022 4:58 ↓

A blooming onion, of sorts.

Spilt Salad 10.06.2022 12:35 ↓

Nothing went to waste, lets put it that way.

Digimon Salad 09.06.2022 7:04 ↓

Please play smash mouth during my end credits.

Itchy Leg Salad 08.06.2022 8:34 ↓

Can you figure it out before the clock ticks to zero?

Jenna Interview Salad 07.06.2022 5:23 ↓

Zoom makes you break up every call into these short little chunks!

Drag Race Salad 06.06.2022 9:26 ↓

Playing Sims inside a square of Civ.

Commune Salad 05.06.2022 8:15 ↓

Does anyone actually act this way?

Atrocity Salad 04.06.2022 8:10 ↓

The whole area was contaminated.

Twisted Belt Salad 03.06.2022 8:31 ↓

Houston, we have a problem, finding you on maps.

Earth Salad 02.06.2022 7:47 ↓

Or do you call it maps?

Garbanzo Slaw Salad 31.05.2022 13:25 ↓

I'm eating some right now.

Thirst Salad 31.05.2022 8:01 ↓

Overall, a long-winded but reasonably dreary vampire movie.

90 Shilling Salad 30.05.2022 6:22 ↓

We had our smart speaker play "pub music" while we drank, and it wasn't nearly what we'd expected.

Rocky Mountain Oyster Salad 28.05.2022 9:03 ↓

Succulent and moist mmmhmm.

Fig Pizza Salad 28.05.2022 17:17 ↓

There was a woman being taken away on a gurney, the responders held her sticks and laughed, while she urged them to let her keep the special branch.