Confused as Usual

"Don't eat quail eggs!" 09.01.2023 1:08:36 ↓

Sam and Stillman eat weird asian candy and try not to throw up. We also talk about crazy news stories. Episode is a gong show...enjoy!

"Santa's Dead" - Chloe 12.12.2022 46:39 ↓

Sam and Chloe talk about siblings, Christmas stuff, kindergarten, toilet paper and more!!

"Soap out the ass" 05.12.2022 56:35 ↓

Sam and Stillman over discuss drinking water, building habits, Christmas music, and feet... and more

"We need medical assistance" - Kevin Singh 23.05.2022 35:05 ↓

Sam and Kevin wait for pizza and talk about fasting, farting, fire fighters, and fighting the cops

"Guy with a spider" - Cian Beatty 02.05.2022 34:37 ↓

Sam and comedian Cian Beatty talk about stand up, bullsh*t jobs, terrible pets, and more. 

"I need so many kitchen utensils" 25.04.2022 32:32 ↓

Today I talk to myself about my drinking habits, wisdom teeth, noisy neighbours, Johnny Depp, and summer plans. It's a disaster...enjoy.

"The Jizzy House" 11.04.2022 47:37 ↓

Sam and Stillman drink craft beer and talk about dangerous animals, going bald,  peeing your pants traumatically, and holding in farts

"Everybody's house smells different" 14.03.2022 31:24 ↓

Sam and Kevin drink and talk about gay shower curtains, drinking stories, and moms grilled cheese. 

"Confused and Dirty" - Matt Ray 08.02.2022 49:12 ↓

Sam and Matt celebrate the podcast 1 year by talking about curse words, sh*tting  in the woods, irrational fears, and scary bugs

"She's got little hands" - Mike Lynch 31.01.2022 38:02 ↓

Sam and comedian Mike Lynch talk about seasonal gayness, big headed babies, smoking weed and sex addictions. 

"If I made a sex tape..." - Brad Semotiuk 24.01.2022 40:29 ↓

Sam and comedian Brad Semotiuk talk about covid,  religion,  discuss the afterlife. and more.

"At least 50 people died" - Charles Haycock 17.01.2022 34:25 ↓

Sam and comedian Charles Haycock talk about midgets, 9/11, rich people, and more 

"There's fart on my cake" - Will Hannigan 10.01.2022 37:53 ↓

Sam and comedian Will Hannigan talk about fighting kids,  farting on cakes, cosplay, and more. 

"Is Christmas overrated?" 27.12.2021 41:11 ↓

Sam rants about Christmas, Eggnog, $800 AirPods, New Years plans and pink eye. 

"I need a woman on this show" 29.11.2021 23:42 ↓

Today I rant about winter, Will Smith,  pyjamas, and other stuff that's not important 

"Smokin hot Nazi Chick" 22.11.2021 40:24 ↓

Sam has comedians Matt Ray and Kevin Singh on the show this week to discuss stand up, kinky sex, gym class, and other fun stuff

"Sandwich Artist" 08.11.2021 26:37 ↓

Today  I talk to myself about dry feet, being tired, homeless people, and subway. 

"Do I Have autism?" 01.11.2021 38:42 ↓

Sam and Russell drink and talk about autism, bad food combinations, first jobs and female cops. 

"I saw a ghost one time" 25.10.2021 58:47 ↓

Sam and comedian Matthew Ray talk about sex positions, elementary recess, Halloween and ghosts. (video clips on instagram @confusedasusualpodcast) 

"Naked and afraid" 19.10.2021 31:55 ↓

Sam returns to explain the absence, rants, about the dentist, names his top 5 rappers, and talks about tv shows

"Hot, sexy, or cute" 30.08.2021 32:50 ↓

Sam and Cole discuss hot people, treehouse shows, scary movies, and more random things. 

"Army of turtles" 23.08.2021 44:36 ↓

Sam and Stillman talk about CRAZY NEWS STORIES like McDonald's tattoos, a slavery photo shoot,  Tickle me Elmo assault, and and army of turtles

"Raccoons freak me out" 16.08.2021 27:22 ↓

On thus episode I am alone and hung over but ramble about my swollen lip, Lil Naz X Raccoons, and some other bullshit 

"Who's dying first?" 09.08.2021 32:04 ↓

Sam and Russell talk about animals, church girls, death, game shows and more 

"I hate gummy bears" 02.08.2021 34:45 ↓

Sam and Cole chat about the olympics, Bill Cosby, Disney channel, drugs, and more.