Brooke and Jeffrey

They say if you’re a single guy, the best way to meet a woman is to get a DOG! One of our listeners tried that trick but now he’s in trouble and he wants our help with some TEXTUAL HEALING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Masked Speaker was on vacation years ago and found something that WAS NOT supposed to be in her room... and she's never told anyone about it until today... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was such a success yesterday, we're having Brooke run the DIM-personations again! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, January 10th, 2024 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtube TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thanks to a new, weird trend, one of our listeners met a woman he had a MAJOR CRUSH on and felt comfortable spending HUNDREDS of dollars on her. We’ll explain in a brand new Second Date podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke has bridge tickets AGAIN, Jose might have tipped a random stranger, Alexis totaled her car and no one noticed, and Jeffrey remembers "The One Who Got Away." It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been applying to EVERY reality show she can for over 15 years. So, Jeff's calling her to let her know she’s been selected for the next season of Golden Bachelor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're playing DIM-Personations... with BROOKE!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtube TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners wants closure or else she’s always going to regret a moment from her past. We’re gonna try to help her in an all new Awkward Tuesday Phone Call! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seeing your mom get back in the dating pool is always an uncomfortable feeling. And it gets even worse when you find out she’s dating an 80 year old named ALAN WINTERBOTTOM. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Masked Speaker grew up in an "interesting" family tree and it was so bizarre it almost ruined their ENTIRE MIDDLE SCHOOL EXPERIENCE. Hear the strange confession in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many of Alexis' DIM-Personations did you know right away? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Monday, January 8th, 2024 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtube TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody has a game day ritual, and ours is to send Jose and Alexis down to the stadium to ask the fans outside a simple question..."whatcha doin at the tailgate?"  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners in in the airline industry and she dropped some serious INSIDER CODE that flight attendants use and it ended up turning into an INSTANT DATE. Will there be a second one though?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.