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We persevere through many, many technological mishaps this week to bring you our thoughts on the 2016 Network TV Christmas Movie Falling for Christmas. Best enjoyed by a nice fire. Maybe into which you can throw this movie.

The films of PES: a stop motion smorgasbord.

This week we try to warm up the cold winter months with the confusingly named 1979/80 pyromaniac movie Don't Go In The House. Speaking of confusing, why would you name the two lead characters of your movie Donny and Bobby, those names could be easily mixed up if a viewer weren't paying close attention.

Even this description is short! Johnny Express (2014).

In this episode we struggle to make out the outline of a movie in the darkness of the 1958 hour-long noir film The Cry Baby Killer. Featuring babes, bullets, and bringing a hot dog cart to a police standoff.

We lose track of things a lot this week as we work our way through each level of the 1995 sci-fi beat 'em up Virtual Combat. Starring a martial artist in the lead role so you know all the fighting is going to be very realistic and fun to watch.

Join us for our legally-mandated movie podcast Halloween episode as we decide if we are scared or not by the 2009 found footage horror mockumentary Occult. Finally a movie whose production value probably matches that of this podcast.

In this episode we moderately enjoy the 1984 sci-fi romantic comedy Electric Dreams. Which somehow leads to more profanity than usual. Sorry, mom.

Things get a little lengthy this week as we struggle to make sense of the 1989 horror anthology Terror Eyes. This movie sure feels like it was co-written by an ad executive and a demon, so good job on that?

In this episode we enter the wild world of Ralph Bakshi as we discuss his 1977 future fairy tale Wizards. If you're observant, you might notice the movie has some subtle allegories and political references too.

This week we get creeped out by the 1981 spooky aunt horror movie Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker. Also known later as Night Warning, which is a much worse title and still explains nothing about the movie.

It's a blast from the past this week as we revisit a classic from our childhood, the 1992 kids' movie 3 Ninjas. The most fun you could have with ninjas in the 90s that didn't involve them being teenagers or mutants.

In this episode we talk about the 1990 goon-filled medical mystery tour The Ambulance. The real first movie of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

This time we watched the 1987 whodunit slasher Night Screams. Can you guess who's lazily offing the teens before you stop caring about them?

 In this long-awaited second episode we discuss the 1980 ghost ship movie Death Ship. Featuring an Oscar winner in the cast and a boy who has to pee all the time.

In this inaugural episode we discuss the 1989 classic superhero movie Robot Ninja. In which the Robot Ninja is neither super nor really a hero.