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Wow! Can you believe it! The 120th episode! Like the halcyon days of yesteryear, as far back as the 188th episode, I, Twelfman, was not there, but I’m sure it was absolutely stuffed with erudite tactical advice, witty asides, philosophical mantras and possibly even some knob jokes. Who really knows? Not me, that’s for sure. … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty: It&#8...

Happy New Year. Or is it? Yes. What better way to cheer the new year in than to watch Twelfman’s slow descent into madness? Watch him try to solve Landrover’s fiendish crossword in real time! ABAO_Xmas_cryptic_2023 Extra! We are going to be extending the current Short Story competition, like we did way back when. The rules … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Nineteen: Cros...

Wow! Can you believe it! The 118th episode! I, Twelfman, was not there, but I’m sure it was absolutely stuffed with erudite tactical advice, witty asides, philosophical mantras and possibly even some knob jokes. Who really knows? Not me, that’s for sure. I don’t even know how long it is (fnar, told you). But what’s … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Eighteen:...

We are graced with the illustrious presence of KFoged superstar and newly elected Team England captain: KFoged! In this episode we talk about Team England’s past and future, then dissect the new FAQs that GW have gone and released (here, if you were curious). Subscribe to the Team England newsletter here. Extra! We are going … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Seventeen: KFAQed...

Screaming Spires! It’s a tournament in Oxford run by a lovely man called Joe. I didn’t go, but thankfully, the others did. We also do Bloodblusters based on everyone’s favourite thing: Big data! Tables! Databases! And sometimes… the data lies. 00:00:00 – Intro 00:31:15 – Full disclosure, it’s late, and I don’t want to have … Continue reading Ep...

It’s spoooooky season, and therefore what better time than now to discuss the brand new Vampires that GW have gone and released? I wonder if they planned that? We’re also talking about the upcoming election for the captain of Team England. Plus, you should go to the tournament Screaming Spires: https://talkfantasyfootball.org/viewtopic.php?p=824707#p824707. 00:00:00 – Intro 00:00...

Note: If you would rather spend five-and-a-half hours listening to us rambling, you can hear the podcast episode about the world cup here. Can you believe it’s been four years since the last Blood Bowl world cup? Neither can I. A lot has happened since then, from Covid-19 to a whole new version of Blood … Continue reading The NAF Blood Bowl World Cup V: Alicante Extravaganza &#859...

It’s here! And it’s five-and-a-half hours long! You can also read Twelfman’s write-up here. Strap in, boys and girls! We’re talking about the World Cup. 00:00:00 – Intro 00:04:35 – BloodBlusters 00:42:00 – Day 0 00:52:00 – Day 1 02:14:30 – Day 2 03:43:10 – Day 3 05:31:08 – End Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/aba...

This week we’re talking about the upcoming NAF World Cup V held in Alicante. What are we expecting? What are we taking? Is cannibalism okay when it’s vegan on vegan? 00:00:00 – World Cup Discussions 01:54:55 – End Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao ps! Twelfman’s book is now out. You can buy it! Or, not. Whatever you … Continue reading Epi...

THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD  00:00:00 – THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD 02:36:40 – End Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao ps! Twelfman’s book is now out. You can buy it! Or, not. Whatever you want. Look, forget I mentioned it okay? Find it here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Advocatus-R-Turner-ebook/dp/B09L31...

Ethics is on the menu today. We’re revisiting when and how its correct (in our opinion) to concede during a match. We’re also touching on Thrud (I know, quelle suprise), then having a few cryptic crossword clues, before rounding off with nobodies favourite: Bloodblusters! What could go wrong? 00:00:00 – Does anyone read these? 01:56:44 … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred...

Today we’re talking Gutter Bowl, the newest expansion released by GW. It’s not Street Bowl, don’t be absurd. Totally different thing. We’re also doing a bit on Thrud, because that is tradition by this point, before rounding off with an episode of Bloodblusters. Think you know your skills from LRB4/6? Then play along, why don’t … Continue reading Episode One-Hund...

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for an episode like no other on our Blood Bowl podcast, as we unleash the whimsical wit of our AI companion right from the start! This very intro and title was crafted by our AI friend, who’s not only here to calculate dice rolls but to tickle your funny bone … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Nine: AI Laughs and Gridiron Thrills: Unleas...

We have a new host! Welcome: Landrover. We learn a bit about him, then we talk about Noodlebowl, NAFC… then have a brand new Bloodblusters from our brand new host… What could go wrong? 00:00:00 – I̶̪̩̜͍̊̈͛͝ ̶̲̜̌̽̀̊a̸̛̭̳͈̦̝̩͗̄̊̑̾͒ṁ̷̧͓̯͕̤̦͍̖̦͚̝̃̂́͋͊͘ ̴̘̰̜͈͚̅̾͛̿̑͆̑̈͘͝͝t̸̡͙̪̘̞̤̭̦̞̅͐ͅḭ̷̯̯̍̽̌̄̓̍͜͠͝͝͠ͅm̷̡̡͓̠̟̫̭̠̺̩͇̯̹̈́̈́̉͠ë̵̠͉̲͈̹̪̤̤͖͈͎͓̔̿̌̽͗̈́̈́͑̈̆̀ͅ 0̵̡̛̰͙͔̤͇̞̙͕̜̈̓̔̀͂ͅ1̴̧͚̬͙͇͛̃͌̾̈́́͒̿̕͝ͅ...

Withergrasp Doubledrool has a new model, and it’s purty… Also, we wax lyrical about a few tournaments past and future, then discuss the new GW Halfling play guide. Oh, and then we act like grown-ups for a game of BloodBlusters you wouldn’t be surprised to find in a playground… 00:00:00 – What is time, really? … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Seven: Ree...

We are joined today by long time friend of the podcast: Landrover! He’s here to talk about Thrud and to correct us on a few, uh, misapprehensions we had about Norse when we did our episode on them, all those years ago… Ahem… 00:00:00 – Inane Gibberish 02:13:15 – End Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao ps! Twelfman’s … Continue reading...

It’s time for a super special tiny weeny episode featuring the one-and-only Nazgob. Listen to this episode for information on the ever-splendid Thrudball tournament, and/or click here for more information: https://www.thrudball.com/news/thrudball-2023-announcement https://www.thrudball.com/ Thrudball Special Mini Episode https://www.playitforward.com/projects/273

Update: Audio snotling has informed me all is well…  It’s only Nightwing and Twelfman today, and they’re talking about Welsh Tournaments (well, one in particular) and the new models for Cindy Piewhistle and Puggy Baconbreath, as well as all sorts of other rubbish. Oh, and the Matched Play Guide (whatever that is). 00:00:00 – FAQ … Continue reading Episode One-Hun...

There’s too much Blood Bowl on this Blood Bowl podcast, you know what I mean? Let’s listen to Nazgob and Nightwing as they take a break from chucking a ball about The Grudge of Drong, a Warhammer Boxed Set Campaign Doohickey from 1997 about dwarves. 00:00:00 – Grudges! Drong! Dwarves! 01:34:00 – End Shirts and … Continue reading ABAO Special: The Grudge of Drong...

Note: Smudley the Audio Snotling has told us with confidence he’s fixed the audio… It’s Christmas! Apparently! We talk about the Christmas Chainsaw Massacre what happened recently. We also discuss the latest GW FAQ Then, guess what… It’s only a Christmas themed Bloodblusters. Oh no? Oh yes. 00:00:00 – FAQ 00:56:00 – Christmas Chainsaw Massacre … Cont...

Would you believe it, it’s only the blimming Eurobowl, that it is. Twelfman was the only member of the podcast to go, which left us with two options. Let Twelfman ramble on for like two long, lonely hours, or Invite a guest. So, welcome Volkajo, AKA Timo! He is our special guest and has prepared … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Three: Malta Eurobowl/Europen →

Amazons are all new and stuff! They’ve redone them, and are they more interesting? Yes! Are they better? Debateable! Why not have a listen and hear what is sure to be a riveting and amenable diversion? Also, check out https://www.docminiature.co.uk/. We’ll be hosting a giveaway of some of their stuff in the coming weeks, but … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Two: Zon and...

Whoops! We’re actually talking about Amazons NEXT week. That will learn me for messing with the space-time continuum. This week we’re talking COBBBL Bloodbath 2022, a tournament that took place over in Bath. Amazons are all new and stuff! They’ve redone them, and are they more interesting? Yes! Are they better? Debateable! Why not have … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred...

Oh my stars and garters. Can you believe it? We’re a hundred episodes old! I remember back in the days when we recorded on nothing but an old shoe. Modern podcasters don’t know they’re born… We welcome back Merrick and HungDonkeyman into this episde to talk about life, the universe and craneflies. There’s Bloodblusters, there’s … Continue reading Episode O...

SNOTLING HAS FIXED THE AUDIO It’s almost here! The big one! To get you all ready for excitement, we’re talking Thrud and various other tournaments. Oh, and all the cool stuff we have planned for next episode… Speaking of which: We’re giving away an orc team! (Courtesy of Printed Players, go check them out and … Continue reading Episode Ninety-Nine (version 2.0): Miles...