3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Well well well, we did it! Happy 400 to all those who celebrate. We have a special treat for you in this one. Please enjoy our review of the tasty goods from our favourite place, Cheaper Buy Miles. Below is our sure fire, all bases covered, best food rating system. Resealability Package look Food look Will mum like? Would a bird like it? Ily mums and birds

Wowee!!   A little something about a little ham and cheese, Kayla thinks Oliver’s haiku is about Donkey Kong, and a concept for a new segment!   Wewoo!

Hello!   Giving ourselves wedgies just to feel something, all the wet places of a childhood summer, and dodecapalindrome.   Bye!

Tu-tu-tuesday!   Cheers to all the big ears, Kayla would get chest tattoos of Oliver’s, and the hopes of a child for icecream before dinner.   B-b-bye!

You’re doing great!   We’re stuffed and leaky, Jordan can’t tell the difference between Bella and Kayla, and the sound of 1000 rhinoceroses.   Keep up the good work!

Hi hi!   A winning in the futsal, all the things that garlic could go with, and we hope all the dads got everything they wanted.   Bye bye!

Must be nice!   Oliver didn’t have possums in the walls, we don’t know how to sate a hunger when you don’t even want anything to eat, and Oliver would look like a princess on the back of a worm.   Was quite nice!

Hey friend Oliver is a true blue having a talking event with his mates. Kayla and Oliver have both been to KFC. We are SICK of having to cook a meal EVERY DAY? Who made that a rule?! Miss u, luv u Bye friend

Hiya!   Hurting the hand that does it, second-hand dreading the interaction, and we try to figure out how mothballs on a slide would go.   Biya!

Hello!   We’re back in the saddle, Oliver creates a wonderful world with one noise, and the gays rule this house.   Bye!   References: Morse Code

Hello!   We are The Scatmen, the Bratwurst was snucken back to 1330, and they should make the names of muscles more fun.   Bye!   References: Scatman

Bones!   We think spoons are kinda cool, Kayla learns what the kitchen sink is, and Oliver wouldn’t say a rabbit hole is really well ventilated.   Where are the bones?

Partay!   We’re gonna party really good, you won’t believe who’s in the follow up to The Passion of the Christ, and what happens to frog if frog hears classical music?   PARTAY!!!   References: John Cena

It is Tuesday today.   Putting one finger out for the Queen, we don’t make time to do any of the tourist stuff in Melbourne, and the type of person they give the Sheriff role to.   Ah, that was a Tuesday.

Yahoo!!!   Oliver is most of the people in a hospital, Kayla would end up looking like a drowned cat (with many concussions), and Kayla isn’t a posh idiot.   Byehoo!!!

We did it!   We have a lot of sponsors, Oliver is having a bit of a crisis to be honest, and words that are warm joys (some physical and some metaphorical.)   It’s done!

Thursday!!!   Kayla is a thrilling nightmare at the cinema, the moist breath of a little bundle, and the Marvel Universe explains everything.   THURSDAY!!!!!!

Winning!   We talk about how our bones would be if we were werewolves, Kayla NEVER eats before swimming, and Kayla gets mad at Oliver’s haikus.   Won!   References: Jensen Ackles   Jane Goodall   King Harald

Hi!   Is Jessica Frond us? Why is this car so long? And who invented the magazine? All these will be answered and more on today’s episode!   Bye!

Weekly welcome!   We reckon we wouldn’t make good spies, the main thing connecting a walrus and a walnut, and “a word tells a picture the same as the word as it is.”   Weekly bye now!

Friday hi-day!   Oliver: voice over artist, the most boring answer on Earth, and that thing about going for the long sleep.   Friday bye-day!

Hello!   Oh no! Oliver had a nightmare! Aww! The old inner voice. And the 52 minute lunch break.   Bye now!

Today is the day!!!   We come up with a new way of saying that we are running on zero energy, the way that people spell is fine, and Ariel’s subscriptions.   Today was the day!!!

Rock on!   Oliver has just been getting better and even better, who we’d have been in the story of the Titanic, and the un-magic of a wet sock.   Rock off!   References: Titanic Restaurant Williamstown

New week, new meek!   It could be the thing, a shocking revelation about Kayla’s Monopoly past, and Oliver’s haiku is a full journey.   New good, new bye!