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This is part 2 of 2 Zach loses his Momster fridge on The Valley and Nia continues to make excuses for the monster she married while Danny sneaks drinks on camera thinking we’re all as willfully ignorant as his wife. Then, Jesse decides to make the terrible men on this show an official team and bands to douches together to come for Brittany. Good luck with that one buddy! To watch this recap on vid...

This is part one of a 2-part recap Zach loses his Monster fridge on The Valley and Nia continues to make excuses for the monster she married while Danny sneaks drinks on camera thinking we’re all as willfully ignorant as his wife. Then, Jesse decides to make the terrible men on this show an official team and bands to douches together to come for Brittany. Good luck with that one buddy! To watch th...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Summer House takes this reunion hour to bring Dara on to give a scathing and accurate psych eval on West, then Meija shows up on the phone to announce she was dating West all summer and then pretended she didn’t exist the second he announced his relationship with Amanda. Yikes. I wonder how many horses lost their tails to ties that day. Kyle is getting teed up, pro...

This is part one of a two-part recap! Summer House takes this reunion hour to bring Dara on to give a scathing and accurate psych eval on West, then Meija shows up on the phone to announce she was dating West all summer and then pretended she didn’t exist the second he announced his relationship with Amanda. Yikes. I wonder how many horses lost their tails to ties that day. Kyle is getting teed up...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Below Deck Down Under wraps a tremendous season with one of its most notorious guests returning for a seafood extravaganza. It doesn’t go well. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.c...

This is part one of a two-part recap Below Deck Down Under wraps a tremendous season with one of its most notorious guests returning for a seafood extravaganza. It doesn’t go well. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappe...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Liz’s fury for Alicia transfers over to Jo Ellen during a tumultuous cabaret night on Real Housewives of Rhode Island.  Meanwhile, we have fiery opinions about Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5,...

This is part one of a two-part recap! Liz’s fury for Alicia transfers over to Jo Ellen during a tumultuous cabaret night on Real Housewives of Rhode Island.  Meanwhile, we have fiery opinions about Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and Ju...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Shamea and Angela attempt to broker a truce on Real Housewives of Atlanta , but predictably it goes sideways.  At least things are better on the Porsha and K Michelle front. Plus, Drew gives us a peek into her dysfunctional team. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For liv...

This is part one of a two-part recap Shamea and Angela attempt to broker a truce on Real Housewives of Atlanta , but predictably it goes sideways.  At least things are better on the Porsha and K Michelle front. Plus, Drew gives us a peek into her dysfunctional team. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For...

The Southern Hospitality season draws to a close with a demotion, a reconciliation, and maybe a firing. There’s a lot going on, but one thing is clear: no one is good at their job. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappe...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Brittany goes under the knife for a breast reduction on The Valley while Michelle tries to cut off a few hundred pounds of man baby attached to her. Plus, Lala and others flag Danny’s worrisome behavior to Nia, and she appreciates their concern. Just kidding! She shuts down the convo and accuses other people of being drunkards too.  Doesn’t help that Jasmine a...

This is part one of a two-part recap Brittany goes under the knife for a breast reduction on The Valley while Michelle tries to cut off a few hundred pounds of man baby attached to her. Plus, Lala and others flag Danny’s worrisome behavior to Nia, and she appreciates their concern. Just kidding! She shuts down the convo and accuses other people of being drunkards too.  Doesn’t help that Jasmi...

Kenny’s fragile ego continues to tremble on In The City as Lindsay addresses the drama he’s whipped up in the group.  Also, Danielle bristles at slut shaming, and Amanda moves out. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatc...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Summer House begins its reunion and the cast charges out of the gate to slay the WesManda dragon. We even get to see the moment West discovers his dingaling has been leaked to the press from his “hacked” phone. He makes history by being a dick in two places at once. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon...

This is part one of an epic recap Summer House begins its reunion and the cast charges out of the gate to slay the WesManda dragon. We even get to see the moment West discovers his dingaling has been leaked to the press from his “hacked” phone. He makes history by being a dick in two places at once. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreo...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Below Deck Down Under barrels towards the finale with Daisy and Ben going to war, and it’s glorious. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watc...

This is part one of a two-part recap! Below Deck Down Under barrels towards the finale with Daisy and Ben going to war, and it’s glorious. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com...

Southern Hospitality celebrates Michols’ So Dot Gay cover with a demotion over email, rebuffed apologies from Grace Lilly, and a new entrant to Bravo’s ongoing Terrible Mother of the Decade contest. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets...

This is part 2 of a two-part recap The Valley tries to have fun on its drag night, but Danny ruins it almost as completely as he’s ruining his marriage. LaLa drags him, Janet offers Nia an apology, and Kristen is told to face that facts that her alliance can’t withstand this mess and she needs to step inTo watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Pa...

This is part one of a two-part recap The Valley tries to have fun on its drag night, but Danny ruins it almost as completely as he’s ruining his marriage. LaLa drags him, Janet offers Nia an apology, and Kristen is told to face that facts that her alliance can’t withstand this mess and she needs to step inTo watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to...

Bravo has spun off Summer House into a new show called In the City, which is the East Coast answer to The Valley. Get ready for a lot of dead end relationships and people making babies with losers they should never have even dated. We’re ready! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Kyle and Amanda kinda break up on the Summer House finale and Lindsay gets closure with Carl. Then West announces to Ben and America that he doesn't want to give Ciara the wrong idea before going to make out with Ciara, giving her the wrong idea. Can’t wait to watch him get ripped for the next three weeks. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes,...

This is part one of a two-part recap Kyle and Amanda kinda break up on the Summer House finale and Lindsay gets closure with Carl. Then West announces to Ben and America that he doesn't want to give Ciara the wrong idea before going to make out with Ciara, giving her the wrong idea. Can’t wait to watch him get ripped for the next three weeks. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episo...

This is part 2 of 2 The men on Below Deck Down Under can’t get over themselves, and Jenna takes the blame for it, which we don’t like.  Meanwhile, Ben undermines Daisy with a whole fish fiasco. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets...