Top Flight Time Machine

We plan to sponsor a football team AND launch our Cold War festival. Plus, kicking a footballer when he’s down, and calculating populations using the three ‘F’s  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cosmic ordering, Paul Rudd, filthy stupid dolphins and Andy’s toxic relationship with Sam Allardyce. Shoot for the moon, everyone… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We plan a Yuletide concert, hear about George Michael’s emergency landing, swap a cheese plant in Norwich and use a Liverpool poster for ID…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As the Premier League season ends, we make summer plans to visit nuclear bunkers and the National Archive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another mailbag delve, with rogue pubes, a shed-building addict, an oddball and some crack. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about actual football, look forward to Bielsa v Lampard 2, and meet history’s original stray man… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We launch the TFTM VIP Experience Day, remember shooting guns, and hear about a bad digger… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An interview with a groundsman goes wrong, a summer hole is dug, and we meet Sir John YouTube…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Google Baby, a non-kidnapping kidnapper, the truth about blobs, Sam’s Viagra journalism and more from the mailbag… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How the 1980 Iranian embassy siege was ended by extreme predicting, Bielsa v Terry, and Manference 2022 is launched. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reaction to Keane v Neville, the PFA PL team assessed, and some dubious parenting admissions… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another delve into the mailbag including a rejected tattoo, an update from the king of Chinatown, an attack from a stray woman, and NHS Dave… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A plan to visit the Isle of Wight and invade Sealand, Gary Neville simmers to the point of boiling and the truth about the Windows 95 bin… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Teenage boozing, playground memories, speed-predicting, a boxing confession and a last-gasp dog death escape…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A clown on a roof, looking around in a pub in the olden days, William Shatner humps a mountain, a confession about The Bill, and Sam vs golf… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And can ghosts upload videos of racism on to social media? Also, more Timbrell court action, Sam vs Geoff Shreeves and a rant about facts… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam gets offered a job on the official Isis magazine, the tyre man comes round, and we herald the return of self-defending courtroom king John Timbrell. Oh, and a hole lid... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A farm offer, a stray man’s robot encounter, Strike It Lucky on Ecstasy, and a homemade cannon…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Predicting, vasectomies, abominable male behaviour and the dark truth about morris dancers… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another round-up from the TFTM mailbag, including a Disney ambulance, hole exploration, the Brazilan animal lottery and Roy Keane in a maze… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dog ham, parenting hell, smell blindness, and Sam comes out as a homosexual as the build-up to his birthday week begins… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fridge magnets, ghost stewards, the benefits of war, and a magnificent stray woman tale… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Illicit underage booze buying, a winding revival, ball injuries, a stray beach man and that… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fond recollections of a mugging, a short-lived stray man and why you shouldn’t interfere with Sunderland nature… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some looking back AND ahead, assorted dog-related stuff, and an ill-fated press trip up a mountain… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.