Top Flight Time Machine

Our net worth revealed, Ghetto Heaven, swearing footballers and a painful memory from behind the Iron Curtain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Playing on concrete and metal, Harry Kane’s gender reveal party, renewing wedding vows, vasectomy reversal influencing, and Bielsa’s games room. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big-spleened fish men, the toe claw, watermelon chest-chopping, hands-free table tennis and a hotel car. (Rec 18/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things get nasty during Melchester’s Scottish friendly, but Roy lightens the mood with an amazing revelation. (Rec: 27/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from a photoshoot… clowns, barnacles, freckles, radio presenter archery boasts, and a key in the skull. (Rec: 12/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The start of our deep dive into Ripley’s Believe It Or Not 2020 - sorry but it’s no football and almost all animals. (Rec: 04/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lampards senior and junior, the roofers derby, more food hiding, a pumpkin war, and the Electric Mouse returns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Serial killers, lonely kids, the future of the 2p, Paul Heaton, stage-licking, a theft accusation, hiding food, and the reboil. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More drama in Rovers’ pointless post-relegation end-of-season match in Scotland against Weston Villa. (Rec: 19/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1990s sarnies, kids spending pity-time with their parents, becoming a lord for £20, more accidental noncing, and a record is broken by some racists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our new favourite player name, predictions galore, fit and proper Mike Ashley, Bielsa’s plans, and Jake Humphreys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy visits a distillery, his best mate gets clingy, and we hear about the greatest work experience kid ever. (Rec: 11/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which Radio 1 DJs were crying on the inside? Plus a bush-based rite of passage, coining psychologists, an amazing shower curtain and dirty football managers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Covid vaccine side-effects, laxative plans, getting sacked, our future as travel experts, and the Spurs documentary. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Fleabagging of football, vampire TV licence inspectors, and the Logans cause a stir during Rovers’ Scottish trip. (Rec: 05/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elon Musk puts a chip in Messi’s brain, Roger Taylor dispenses some more advice, and we dissect the Harry Maguire case. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vaccine chat, Sam goes full Icke, holiday megawasps, blunt interviewing, Jung’s violence, and alpacas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Relegation misery is forgotten as Rovers head for Scotland and prepare to become TV stars. (Rec: 28/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s weekend away, Dot Cotton’s disloyalty, circus skills, and cheap dining tips from Roger Taylor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What women want, the best photo ever, 50 Cent in Sunderland, and Roger Taylor’s pamphlets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Planing’ the magazine world, doing odd jobs for Rod Stewart, end-of-season celebrations, some talc, and an exciting new project for Roy. (Rec: 20/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Doctor’s notes, trivialising Abba, Covid coining, axe-throwing, and a robin with a message. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Biddy Baxter is enraged by some Jocky Wilson massage footage, our dream festival line-up, a power play on the swings, a £1 school gun, and house party sleeping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rovers fans gather outside Roy’s house before he takes the chopper to the big relegation match. Plus there’s a mystery sub and the joy of self-commentating. (Rec: 14/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dating advice, wood acquisition, and Glen A Larson gets annoyed about Michael Knight’s twin’s face. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.