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The Hockey Smut Books and Show! Golden Globes! Leonaissance! UFC at the globes wtf! I don't think so honey: Las Culturistas! NFL Playoffs!

The greatest television show on earth is back!!! TRAITORS!! Listen to us discuss a SPOILER FILLED 3 episodes!!!

Tom Hamlett, host of Dumpster Dive & Good Judys, is back to talk a week of Bravo!

IT'S THE NEW YEAR and we've started a war with Venezuela! People are not being chill about Zohran! They're being even more not chill about Rama Duwaji! Niners and Eagles face off next week! Corporate job FML!

A year end wrap up to share our most memorable moments of 2025!

Back in the early days of our Patreon, I convinced Raheel to watch classic Housewives episodes - On this episode, we revisit RHONY CLASSIC SCARY ISLAND - where we are perhaps too woke and aware of mental health issues to fully enjoy this full KKB meltdown! Alas we tried!

Back in the early days of our Patreon, I convinced Raheel to watch classic Housewives episodes - On this episode, we put on bathing suits, sunglasses, and an open robe like countess the coolest cat ever as we dive in, no contacts, to the hilarious RHONY Episode 15 of Season 7. 

Back in the early days of our Patreon, we recapped classic Housewives episodes - On this episode...The year was 2018, Karen Huger has financial woes, Candiace and Monique had just met, and the only thing funnier than Gizelle's silly hashtag shirt was Matt, the non-accountant, non-attorney, close dear friend of Karen's, printing out tweets and highlighting them. 

Back in the early days of our Patreon, I convinced Raheel to watch classic Housewives episodes - On this episode from 2022, Aarti, Raheel, and Noor take a trip to Blue Stone Manor where Dorinda made it nice but everyone should be ashamed of themselves for not knowing how to spell pedophile. 

Back in the early days of our Patreon, I convinced Raheel to watch classic Housewives episode - On this episode from 2022, Raheel is dove into the greatest franchise of Housewives history: Potomac. 

America is turning 250 and Trump has quite the party planned! Am-Fest revealed the newest alt-right celeb - Nicki Minaj! Epstein files were finally revealed to tell us all once and for all [REDACTED] Jasmine Crockett and America's problem with misogynoir! Dave Chappell has a new Netflix special!

Riding solo to talk about the most irritatingly boring women on bravo - The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!

A FULL-ISH WEEK OF BRAVO! RHOP - Eviction! M2M - Birthdays!  VPR - A sexy unique photoshoot! RHOSLC - Martyr Meredith Mother's Day!

RHOP - Leave Stacey alone! Married to Medicine - A dog funeral! RHOSLC - GREECE! VPR - A lap dance AND tears?! Yes Please! RHOBH - Trash more exes please!

BROWN PEOPLE ARE EMBARRASSING US! Zarna Garg & Daughter come out as Trumpers! Akaash Singh is surprised his misogynist racist fans are being mean to his wife! Nikki Haley's son has an insane take! Also...pull ups at the fucking airport?!!?!?

VAN FROM @BESTWEEKEVERPODCAST JOINS! RHOP - QVC Queen still rises! RHOSLC - Patriotic and Petty! New Vanderpump Rules - Poor! RHOBH - SNOOZE! Married to Medicine - Back on their bullshit!

PRANKS! Sabrina Carpenter fights against the MAGA White House! BD Wong does a racism! Kash Patel can’t find his jacket! Debunking Transphobia in sports!

Jake Gyllenhaal's Nose! Zohran visits Trump and someone’s got a cruuuusshh! MTG calls it quits (after her pension goes through!) Sean Duffy tells us the Road Rules! The back of JD Vance’s ass. Jen Shah is out! 

More 2006 problematic reality tv!

Raven James is back to discuss all of the most insane gossip we heard from home while not at BravoCon, the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City!

THERE'S NOT MUCH TO DISCUSS EXCEPT FOR THESE DAMN REPUBLICANS AND THE DAMN EPSTEIN FILES

Friend of the pod and always hilarious Brett of @BravoByBrett hopped on pod to discuss the friends-of antics on Real Housewives of Potomac and the Airplane antics on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We were also bitter betties chatting about how no one invited us to BravoCon but also some tips on how to survive this year's convention from someone who has been a few times!

IN US: Election night got us jazzed! Establishment Democrats got us not so jazzed! No more fatties in America, per the President. Also, intentional and accidental islamophobia! IN SPORTS: Trump infitrated the NFL and the fans said no thanks. All roads lead to bravo. 

Getting stressed out watching a television show from 2006!!!!!

Aarti is back to celebrate M-A-M-D-A-N-I and we discuss how the RHONY women possibly voted during the NYC mayoral elections. We chat briefly about RHOC before jumping deep into the Real Housewives of Potomac where Aarti shares the QVC-HSN beef, followed by the real friend-of on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, FARTS.