The P-Valley Podcast

Love is Blind season 9, filmed in Denver, is great reality TV. So many moments make our jaw drop. Casting did its big one this season, which is great for us but terrible for contestants. Kacie McIntosh is a cruel fame hungry idiot who didn't want to have sex with Patrick in Baja so she quit the show & her relationship - she just didn't tell Patrick their relationship was over until cameras stopped...

Taylor Swift spent months promoting The Life of a Showgirl, a boring album with embarrassing ridiculous lyrics. The Life of a Showgirl is a snooze-inducing slow departure from the impressive lyricism Swift usually brings to the table. Fans had meltdowns and criticized Taylor on social media for her bad album. Why did she go after Travis Kelce's ex- girlfriend and Charli XCX? I love Charli and she'...

Love is Blind Denver is letting us know that something in the water ain't clean in that town. This is the most unhinged, most immature, extreme, dramatic and arguably on the spectrum collection of people we've ever seen all in one season. We have a hair salon owner who looks like she's sewn rats to her head, a man who makes out with the floor and cries because he isn't getting laid, Chelsea Megan...

Nicki is still going at it. This episode was recorded early Wednesday. Nicki is also coming for Jay-Z and others. The female Kanye has been revealed - public crashouts on Twitter that no one asked for but will live in infamy. I don't know what to feel - embarrassment, sadness, disgust or all three?

Keith Urban is dating a new woman, allegedly, and that's why he separated from Nicole Kidman. Is Keith the villain or is the home wrecking whore the villain? Tom Cruise also left Nicole Kidman. It's giving secondhand embarrassment! Bad Bunny will perform at the Super Bowl because Taylor Swift is a control freak capitalist, allegedly. I'm skipping halftime this year JK Rowling is worse than I thoug...

Jimmy Kimmel's opening monologue during his late night return was great, except for his fake tears over Charlie Kirk. Keep it, Jimmy! You kept your job. Don't try to do the most. And The Read co-host Crissle West takes no accountability for being a bitter hater who takes her hatred and judgement too far. I feel like 80% of The Read listeners stream the podcast for Kid Fury & Kid Fury only.

Crissle West, real name Crystal, is a co-host of The Read podcast - one of the most popular Black podcasts. During Thursday's episode, Crissle was screaming about how Cardi shouldn't be pregnant with a fourth baby right now. Cardi B responded to Crissle's offensive comments and people can't stop Tweeting about it and sounding off on Crissle's TikTok as well. I'm Team Cardi on this one, no question...

Jimmy Kimmel Live is suspended. Both ABC and Disney execs felt he said nothing wrong, but the FCC said otherwise. This episode is a rant about what's taking place in America, R.I.P. democracy and freedom of speech. I also talk about Cardi B being pregnant with her fourth child. Is anyone happy for her, or are folks so worked up about thinking this is too soon?

Unknown Number The High School Catfish documentary has everyone on social media losing their minds. I talk about everything everyone hasn't been saying! I agree with what many reviewers were saying and I put it all in this recap. I am so ready for Lauryn Licari's glow up. Forgot to mention that Lauryn is beautiful and does not look anorexic or have a flat a$$. Lauryn is a star and I hope she'll th...

Taylor Frankie Paul, Mormon Wives reality star and divorced mother of three, is the new Bachelorette on ABC. Taylor Frankie Paul was arrested for domestic violence during a drunken fight with her loser baby daddy. Video footage of Taylor's arrest is featured on season 1 of Mormon Wives. The Bachelor and The Bachelorette franchise used to be a respected reality show that brought successful people t...

Two of the three couples that got married have split and the wives had the misfortune of being dumped via text. I explain why I think Love Is Blind, the UK version this year especially, is broken. As a viewer, I'm pretty disappointed in the outcome of LIB UK season 2. We don't do this in America. Contestants in the States tend to give their marriages at least 1-3 years to see how things will evolv...

Taylor Swift's wedding will be in 2026 with all of their friends and family enjoying a festive weekend on an island that's rented out for the highly anticipated ceremony. Every fashion designer is working on wedding dress concepts to send to one of the most famous women in the world... This episode is just my thoughts on Taylor swift and Travis Kelce's and proposal + my wedding speculation and pre...

Huda lied from beginning to end on the Love Island USA season 7 reunion. Shocker. I forgot to mention that Netflix said Huda Mustafa lied. Huda is able to talk about her doomed relationship with Louis. I also forgot to mention that Huda tells people "I love you!" repeatedly to silence and persuade them or convince them of something. Huda is pure evil and I'm convinced she's a terrible mother and a...

Amaya and Bryan unfollowed each other on Instagram and Amaya posted about wanting to contact a man but not doing so - that means Bryan dumped Amaya. Pepe cheated on Iris with another blonde, allegedly... Is anyone shocked to hear this? Why did they have to go ahead and do this sh*t before the reunion drops?! I guess we'll be looking for clues tonight that there was trouble in paradise.

Love is Blind UK contestant Patrick tells Annu that he has to trust his spleen and break up with her. Folks, this is a recession indicator. We have officially seen it all. Patrick Justus is useless in general, but I also can't wait to blame my breakups and bad behavior on my spleen!

Five couples got engaged, that we know about, on Love Island UK season 2. The couples are mostly a mess. We got Shake 2.0, a Pakistani man who only dates blonde white women. We have an unattractive man, Javen, who brings nothing to the table. We got Billy, a 35 year-old who is aging terribly, we have Kieran (he's sexy) and Megan... Bardha and Jed are the only ones who seem genuinely into each othe...

Is Margo a sex addict? How is she sleeping with four people simultaneously in Maple Brook, Texas? Why is the youth pastor a creep? What are the writers trying to say about the hypocrisy in the church? The pastor treats his wife Jill like trash. Sophie's husband Graham is sexist, we learn more about what Margo and her husband get up too in the privacy of their own home and the truth comes out about...

"We don't work, we wife!" - Someone make merch! The Hunting Wives on Netflix features Sophie, one of the most multi-faceted closeted lesbians we've ever seen. The Hunting Wives is the addictive scandalous sexy show we didn't know we needed. The show also has MANY issues. I'll do an entire episode about how problematic this mess is, but this episode focuses on the chaos that is episode 1 and how mu...

The Hunting Wives is the binge worthy show we've needed for a while. It has been of the talk of the town y'all and I can't wait to dive into it! Hint: The Hunting Wives has already jumped the shark. I say how in this minisode.

P-Valley has a cult following but it has been years since any new episodes dropped. How do we feel about getting no specific updates about season 3's premiere date? In other news, there's too many shows to watch. Stay at home dog moms must be thriving but it's hard out there for those of us who have to touch grass on a daily basis.

I recorded this episode before JaNa said that she wants to move forward and she does not want to talk about dating Kenny, her racist boyfriend of 1 year that she met on Love Island. I'm honestly very disappointed in JaNa for doing this. Kenny needs to be exposed and dragged. That's how you protect Black women, by preventing an anti-black bigot to skate by unscathed. SMFH.

Huda lies during Call Her Daddy podcast interview nonstop. The Love Island USA season 7 reunion is going to be amazing. I hope! Because there's so much for EVERYONE to call Huda Mustafa out on. Huda Mustafa admits to having a crush on Ace, which means she was trying to steal him during the heart rate challenge. Allegedly. There were so many bombs dropped during Huda's interview because she warps t...

Huda stans need to stay away from my episodes about Huda because I don't downplay her abusive behavior or antics. She proved that she's learned absolutely nothing! Next week I will dissect her appearance on Call Her Daddy yesterday. Let's just say I was disgusted and underwhelmed.

Why does Olandria paint half of her face in bright pink yellow makeup? No one in the villa wants to tell Olandria that she looks ridiculous?! The secondhand embarrassment is too much. I also explain that Nicolandria is a complete joke, Olandria has the worst self-esteem and she needs a man who isn't as horny and desperate as Nic! I want Huda & Chris gone, but NICOLONDRIA IS A JOKE! Amaya Papaya FT...

... thus far. The Valley season 2 is a huge departure from the fun drama of season 1, which put this series on the map in the first place. Season 2 has exposed addiction and abuse. Good times. My list begins around the 5 minute mark! Where did I rank Brittany mentions Jax’s cocaine addiction, Jesse saying Michelle is a hooker while Michelle’s mom is dying and so much more? Find out or I'll get all...