The P-Valley Podcast

I'm on vacation but I'm weighing in on some of what happened during episodes 5-7 of Love is Blind UK. My full episode recaps are coming as soon as I can record them/ next week. I'm really enjoying this season. We're seeing that everyone doesn't have to hate and compete with each other. We're seeing people who genuinely want to settle down. It's charming, or shall I say it's lovely? This season sui...

At this point, whenever a couple is like "We don't wanna have sex just yet," they break up! Whenever a Black man objectified a Black woman's booty on this show, they break up! Thus far, I don't feel like Love is Blind UK is surprising us. I think we can all see the couples that are into each other and the ones that aren't! What couple doesn't make it to Greece?! We love this for our girl, but we d...

Tom tells his match "You better work, b!tch" just like one of Britney Spears' best songs. He doesn't say that, but he won't tolerate a woman staying at home. Gasp. Catherine's cry sends shivers down my spine, Demi isn't right for a reality TV dating competition show, Bobby's ears need to be pinned back and Nicole ruins her time on the show by acting like an idiot!

Our first engaged couple meets in person, Catherine cries about being adopted, another couple gets engaged, it's Ollie's birthday, and Benaiah tries to protect the woman he loves!

Love is Blind UK is going to be interesting! We have Sam, who seems like he's just there to compete and be on TV, we have Benaiah, who appears to be broke as a joke, Catherine, a conceited blonde who reminds me of Jessica and Shaina from previous seasons... I don't think these couples are going to like how their partners look out of the pods?

Serena Williams was acting like an entitled celebrity when she tried to eat at The Peninsula Hotel restaurant in Paris. She took to Twitter to complain, unleashing millions of her followers upon the restaurant. I'm Team Serena on this one because I'm also an a**hole.

Eric Trump had an interview while in Europe in which he says that the United States doesn't want Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to live here anymore. I did some Googling while recording and I couldn't find out why Donald Trump has said, many times, that he will deport Prince Harry if he's re-elected in November. I need to know why Trump hates Harry so much. I would like some context. Prince Harry...

Anthony Ammirati has the biggest penis I have ever seen at any Olympics. Anthony Ammirati's big thick juicy man meat got in the way of his Olympic dreams at the Paris 2024 Olympics, disqualifying him from the competition he spent 4 years training for. Although Anthony was devastated and reportedly "frustrated" by what happened, the man is clearly winning at life!! How many times did you watch his...

Instead of spending all of her time prepping for competitions at the 2024 Paris Olympics, Simone Biles had to get on Tiktok to ask trolls to leave her and her husband Jonathan Owens alone. Again. At this point, Biles is being harassed and bullied. It's very upsetting and I hope it comes to an end, but I think it will take years or having a baby with Jonathan to get the haters to relax. This is a m...

Donald Trump picking JD Vance as his Vice Presidential nominee IS sweet poetic justice. The irony of Trump, who clearly didn't do any research on who he was advised to choose, selecting a man who called him Hitler and " a morally reprehensible human being " is so wild! WE LOVE IT!

Cardi B is allegedly pregnant with her third child. Why she won't announce it, and why Offset won't announce it either, is odd to me but maybe they just don't want to deal with the haters? TMZ and Page Six report that it's over for these hoes! Before I talk about Kulture and Wave's parents, I talk about how much fun I had watching women's Gymnastics at the 2024 Paris Olympics. Don't sleep on the O...

Ben Affleck just bought a $20 million mansion and JLo is reportedly looking for her own place. Jen and Ben still wear their rings but they aren't fooling anyone. When will they announce their split? They've made it so obvious. Jen should relocate to another country and start dating women.

Lady Gaga is engaged to a normie. Michael Polansky is a handsome man with very thick eyebrows who also works in philanthropy. I was a hater until I read about some of his accomplishments in a Harper's Bazaar article. The third time might be a charm for Stefani! We wish her well.

Sonya Massey was gunned down by fired police officer Sean Grayson, who has two DUIs, in her kitchen on July 6, 2024. Body cam footage shows Grayson threatening to "shoot [her] in [her] f**king face right now!" Moments later, he did just that. There are resources, organizations for citizens to call in their time of need instead of 911. Do your research, know your options, spread the word and stay s...

Jonathan Majors, a Black man who exclusively dates white women, allegedly, says that "of course" he wants to marry gorgeous actress, Meagan Good. I hate this couple and I don't think there's anything they could do to change my opinion. Is Meagan in therapy? Is Jonathan? Let's start there.

Tom Sandoval speaks like he's at a 5th grade level, so I do genuinely believe he accidentally sued Ariana. He hasn't released a new episode of his podcast in 3 months even though he's a broke joke while DJ James Kennedy, whom Sandoval said 'presses keys on a computer,' continues to make a name for himself as a world renown DJ. Sandoval accidentally suing Ariana should get him fired from VPR, I hop...

Tom Sandoval, a man with the most little dick energy in reality TV, is suing Love Island USA host and Vanderpump Rules star, Ariana Madix. Tom is claiming that Ariana should not have looked in his phone, which is how she discovered he was having an affair. Sandoval says Madix didn't have his position to go through his phone and capture evidence of his affair and send Rachel's mast**ba*ing video to...

I was shocked/appalled to learn how much money Danielle Bregoli made on OnlyFans in 3 years, so I did my research on this one. I chronicle Bhad Bhabie's rise to fame, her alleged abuse at a ranch for trouble teens, having a baby with an alleged abuser, how OnlyFans doesn't work for those without a following, how to build a following on social media, how much Bhad Bhabie overcharges her dumb fans,...

Bums like Bryan Abasolo stay winning! Kevin Federline has two kids with Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson's ex has two kids with Kelly. Bryan has zero kids with Rachel Lindsay, the first Black Bachelorette, but he was just awarded some of her hard earned money! The craziest part of this story is that "The judge did not rule on whether Rachel will have to pay retroactive support." WTF is going on y'al...

America continues to embarrass itself, Republicans and Democrats stand ten toes down in their beliefs, people got upset with George Clooney for writing about Joe Biden being too old (I didn't mention this on the podcast). Basically, America is in deep turmoil. Are any of y'all moving to another country? DM me if you are. Let us not get distracted by the onslaught of sensationalization we're being...

Zack no longer has a blindspot and he's able to pin point the red flags he didn't initially see when he was with Jennifer. Netflix almost blew up his spot and Lizzo's dancer is exceptional in bed. This is the 3rd part of our 3-part conversation. It doesn't disappoint. Follow The Worstship on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Rate us 5 stars. Thanks in advance!!

When having fun turns to stress! Zack and Jennifer's sexually adventurous and fun relationship changed, but how so? And what did Zack do to get his needs met. There was a stint in rehab and I let Zack know he absolutely can not do something he did during our interview!

Another interview. Tinashe killed it with her lyrics. A QWEEN. Everyone is supposed to match each other's freak and that's what Zack and Jennifer did. After moving in together early into their relationship, they started having threesomes. Everything was going well until Jennifer started getting naked online for her subscribers. She also wanted to meet up with her male fans in person...

Jonathan Owens is proud of his wife and he wants everyone to know that he has an "unbreakable" bond with Simone Biles. I'm rooting for this couple because I feel that haters have made them a target. Jonathan isn't articulate and misspoke. We shouldn't assume he is cheating and has ulterior motives. I'm rooting for these two to silence their haters by remaining married, hopefully happily married. G...

This mini-sode is all about how Bridgerton is not what it once was and how I'm tired of every couple being interracial. The gender swap was amazing and Benedict's character is progressive, but the show is practically G-rated, unlike season 1.