The Opinion Machine???

Wherein I dissect the subversive gay communist messages that make up the entire storyline and then discuss the fallout when it was discovered that the whole intent was to make a “queer coded” movie for kids. Believe it or not, the released version is after they made it “less gay”. It’s still super gay. But your average child would never know it. And that’s the point. Time to end the colonization o...

Wherein I kinda review the newest Mission Impossible movie by explaining how impossible it is that they crammed every single movie cliche into one movie so impossibly boring that I spent most of it thinking about how shitty Sean Penn is even though he isn’t even part of Mission Impossible. I complain about Sean Penn a lot. This one is grumpy on top of grouchy. I doubt your day will be improved by...

Wherein I’m part film critic, part shrink, part marriage counselor, part art professor, part political pundit and part defender of abused white men who lash out at other white men. I get a little Candace-y here. If she was an old white guy. Whatever. Prove me wrong. No Refunds.

Wherein I compare my freshly ex-mormon Utah non profit scam vs the multi billion dollar Somalian scams in Minnesota. The statute of limitations has long since passed, and you might be surprised to know how short they are when it comes to getting away with stealing billions of your dollars. White America cannot continue funding their own destruction. Time get super tribal. Yeah, fun. No refunds.

Wherein I describe the epiphany I had while watching Nikki Glaser’s Opening Monologue For The 2026 Golden Globes in which I had a vision of the complete & total destruction of celebrity influence. AI will hopefully eliminate the phenomenon of humanity exalting actors (aka professional liars) and caring at all about what any of them have to say about anything. Fingers crossed. No refunds.

Wherein I describe some super silly second guessing about posting my criticisms of Libertarians & Libertarianism as if I wasn’t a Libertarian like 15 minutes ago. Then I continue to embarrass myself by explaining how I set the video to private, felt dumb about it, made it public again and then to make things worse, recorded this totally unnecessary gay explanation about the whole thing, which I wi...

Wherein I wonder how, when & why I became political, even as a kid, & try to explain my long, slow, realization that Libertarianism, is an ideology for non-committal jerks who think they are smarter than everyone else when really it’s just an excuse to not have to actually take a stand or do anything useful. This one might hurt some feelings. You’ll get over it. I have faith in you. No refunds.

Wherein I wonder if the difference between conservatives and shrieking liberals is simply a matter of who did or didn’t get their way by throwing temper tantrums as children. Seems almost too simple. Also seems like it might be that simple. Look, I never promised anyone genius content. No refunds.

Wherein I explore the notion that people who lie to your face, knowing you know they are lying, are actually displaying the power to sadistically control your emotions. I describe how I did this a few times as a child, and still might occasionally harness this power to punk someone for a laugh. Evil laughter is miles apart from wholesome laughter. How do we know when we cross the line? How do we a...

Wherein I clumsily make a case for the usefulness of Hate in Moderation & implore women to stop trying to tell men not to be men and to be more like women. Yes, I know the world also had problems when men ran it more, but it cannot improve by letting women take the wheel. Biology is real. God created a PARTNERSHIP between male and female, not a competition. I also ponder what my life would have be...

Wherein I cope with failure in relationships by finding the interesting opportunities it provides. Yeah, it’s a cope. A magical, wonderful cope. Stay tuned for an exploration into the miracle Stockholm Syndrome. Embarrassing personal shit. Mock on. No refunds. ============= I Don’t Need No Man 2024 merkley I don’t need no man, I don’t mind being lonely. I don’t need no man, you know I’m my one &am...

Wherein I argue that real men have the duty to stop criminals whether they are trying to run them over or trying to escape. Any man who puts a woman on the front lines in a violent war is a terrorist & any woman who offers herself as a human shield has been obviously brainwashed. 2026 will make 2020 look like a walk in the park. No refunds.

Wherein I do my best to tell the story about the time when I sat on my front porch, eating yogurt with a suspected mob hitman who was looking for a guy who he claimed was in the witness protection program that had been staying at my house when I was out of town. Not sure why this story has been on my mind lately but the uneasy feeling I have about the world reminds me of it & these people. They ki...

Wherein I tell the story about how I think I was tricked into thinking less of Chevy Chase & how it likely affected the way I treated him when I met him way back in 2010 at The Friends Of Earth Green Ball in San Francisco. The new documentary about him, is clearly meant to punish him for not not apologizing for being a tall, handsome, talented, successful, funny, White man. What else is new. No re...

Wherein I attempt to point out about a thousand reasons why it should be obvious to you that, a black lady, a fat gay guy, another baby purchasing Jewish gay guy, a tiny Jewish man, an angry Jewish man, a bunch of Jewish ladies, & a self hating communist honky from Utah, don’t have your best interest in mind as they pretend they do while they act as mouthpieces for “American conservatism”. I’m sur...

Wherein I reminisce about driving through Alberta Canada, marveling at the funny looking oil pumps, the amazing flaming oil refinery stations & compare that with the brainwashing we all experienced that made us think oil was something other than a gift from god/nature. I direct my ire towards bullies and thieves like Maduro & Mamdani who never created one useful thing, but instead just take from t...

Wherein I wonder if Carlin was ever funny, or if I was simply tricked into laughing my way into a miserable anti-god, anti-human, anti-wonderous way of thinking. Or maybe I’m just old. I am old. I still laugh a lot, even when I try not to, so, maybe there was a concerted effort to make me laugh at things that aren’t really funny. Brian Regan makes me laugh and he never tries to make me hate good t...

Wherein I argue the above case and give some examples of my own attempts at social engineering as well as my suspicions that I was recently socially engineered & have been socially engineered for years along with everybody else. I suggest food labeling laws are the perfect precedent to demand that algorithms be fully disclosed so people can opt in or out. Maybe I should write legislation. I probab...

Wherein In sloppily ramble on with my Mormon insider insight and compare the drastic differences between two young Mormon kids, one an (alleged) Virtue Signaling Murderer, and one a Fearless Citizen Journalist. Lots of wandering & wondering on this. Too many Mormon Hymns. If you haven’t unsubscribed already, here is another excuse. No refunds.

Wherein I explain how scary music, careful editing and the power of suggestion are used to trigger your emotions to trick you into not using reason & your actual senses to navigate reality. I also explain the real connection between The Mormon Church & The CIA, FBI, NuSkin, Pest Control, Romanian Orphanges, Starving African Kids & door to door Solar panel salesmen. I end by asking you to look at w...

Wherein I talk shit on a former colleague & kinda kick him while he’s down, in order to demonstrate a few basic principles that maybe, possibly, might flirt with the idea that embracing a little humility is good. Think, retarded Tony Robbins. I’m no self help guru. Don’t listen to me & for goodness sake, don’t take my advice. Turns out, being superior to everyone, doesn’t pay very well. This whole...

Wherein I bitch & moan about the problem with having new listeners even though I’m obviously posting publicly. explicitly inviting an audience. It dawns on me that the algorithm is set to match people with those who share common hatred and enemies, and really, that’s kinda how humanity works, even without algorithms. Defending someone from the mob will get you in way more trouble than leading...

Wherein I preach about the troubling persecution of Charlie Kirk’s widow & tell some stories about my Mom and Sister of the same name. I try to shed light on the weird mix of reverence, with the glam and glitz often associated with church going women from my Utah/Idaho/Arizona neck of the woods. Higher levels of self righteousness and sanctimony in this episode. If you don’t feel like being shamed...

Wherein I wonder if I somehow left negative comments to myself on my own youtube page and then veer off into a grand prediction that artificial intelligence will save humanity, not by being smart and useful, but by being a pathological liar incapable of having any way to tell truth from utter bullshit. AKA grok lied to me at least a hundred times yesterday. Doubled down, repeatedly. Totally psycho...

Wherein I discuss my romance for the history of homes, and trace the dark history of the home where Rob Reiner was murdered, Norman Lear held subversive communist meetings, & Jane Fonda was denied by her mother who eventually slit her own throat with a razor blade. Henry also is alleged to have taken her to a strip club when she was 14 then mocked her when she cried. I throw in my own history of m...