The Opinion Machine???

So Good 9/16/2015 Merkley G                 A       Bb You stole my motor today. G                 A       Bb You knew I’d never drive away. G             A                  Bb You got a horse with no legs. G                 A     Ab You got a volatile powderkeg. Ab        A    Gb You got me good.      G So good. You punched a hole in my boat. You knew I never knew how to float. You got a fish wit...

Baby Bird 2025 merkley I Baby bird, baby bird, IV tangled in a string, I V maybe I can lend you a hand. I Baby bird, come to me, IV give to me your wings, V IV I you’ll never get far by land. IV Hiding in your castle, I I7 a cage of plastic straw, IV iv V7 Baby bird, you’ll never fly free, I I7 Baby bird, baby bird IV iv climb into my claw, ii7 V7 I come & get untangled with me vi7 I iii7 The sky...

#417 The Nurger King & No Bananas Diet

I made a video for the song at the end. https://youtu.be/Hn4EsBIZmrk YGGTSTGTD 2024 merkley Winter’s getting colder because Earth is getting hotter, your son is now your daughter & your mother is your father, a drought is raging water, so we’re blocking out the sun, you gotta go to school, you gotta go to school, to get that dumb. A man can have a baby, a woman can have a dick, if you feel good in...

Make It Stop 2024 merkley What do I gotta do to stop dreaming about you, I don’t love you, I don’t want you, I don’t even like you. What do I gotta do to end the humiliation, the endless manipulation, the lies & the fabrication. The harder I try to wash you from my mind, the more I find you in the world behind my eyes. The harder I cry to rinse you from my head, you seize me in my bed you’ll haunt...

#414 “Racist Friend” by THE SPECIALS, A Deep Dive Into A Subversive Divisive Communist Anthem.

#413 Most Jazz Sucks & I Think I Know “Why”.

#412 I Watch You, You Watch Me, We’re A Nosy Fam-i-ly…Fun In A Surveillance State.

#411 Conservative Men, Your Job Is To TAME Liberal Women. Do That & Not 1 More Fauci Rises To Power.

#410 There Goes The Neighborhood. Aka White People Are A Gift To Humanity

Time Machine 2024 Clements/Merkley I vi7 Everybody dies in the end. V IV Nobody lives without a friend. I Money can’t buy love vi7 & time is all I can spend V maybe we can pretend IV we bought a time machine V7 to transcend IV Why do we live like this I living each day like the rest bVII when time is running out vi7 & time ain’t no liar. IV What is our time on earth? I When do we find what it’s wo...

Try To Smile 2025 clements/merkley I You know you can't be used vi7 if you're useless IV V7 homeless, harmless, toothless You know you won't win friends if you're angry, grumbly, mumbly, hungry ii7 V7 If you’re gonna lay down & die ii7 V7 will anyone even cry-y-y-y-y I vi7 Can you try IV V7 try-y-y to smile, I try to walk a mile from your troubles, vi7 try bursting all your bubbles, IV V7 can you...

Let Me Have My Peace 2025 clements/merkley I IV I see the wrinkles on my face ii7 V7 like an old leather book in a case I IV the words disappear from the page ii7 V7 guess that’s something that comes with age I When do I start believing vi7 time isn't on my side V the winds & rains ain’t receding IV V7 & my mountain is starting to slide I VIs2 Please, let me have my peace IV V7 I'm begging, I don'...

#406 Rick Beato Sold Out In The Most Embarrassing White Guy Way

#405 Communists Are Ruining Everything & Carrie Brownstein Just Ruined Portlandia

#404 My Non-White Friends Get More Of My Attention Than My White Ones.

Crumbling 2024 merkley/clements I VII+ The walls are bulging, I VII+ the floor is crumbling, I VII+ my house is plunging IV bVI6 into the sea. I VII+ The beams are buckling, I VII+ my heart is mumbling, I VII+ when hens start clucking, IV V7 far away I’ll be. vi7 In my dream ii7 I see one scene V I in-between the walls. vi7 You’re standing there, ii7 oh so bare, V I beneath the waterfall. ii7 bIIM...

#402 Good Riddance To The IslamoHomo Tate Brothers & Their Barbaric Femasculine Negro BS Too.

#401 Ask Me How I Became A Sovereign Citizen. TLDR: I Didn’t, It’s Not A Real Thing.

AI is your very worst manager at work. https://youtu.be/MXEInc6Zy7Q?is=JimwR0xXkxGNdUr0

#399 Negroes Acting White To Get Rich

#398 You’re Not Gonna Like What I Have To Say About Amy Coney Barrett

#397 Who The Fudge Are You, Internet Stranger???

#396 Confidence & Stupidly Are Best Friends - McConnell, Graham & Owens

#395 Authenticity