The Goin' Deep Show

Kid A.G. and El Pres in the studio, jacking up the line with Red Eye 2.0 on the horn. They kick it off grilling Red Eye about her night—up 'til 6 a.m., not sucking dick or getting pounded, just chilling with a regular and Blood Siren.   Shit gets spicy when she spills about Blood Siren's fiancé, a creepy perv who tried to shove her into molesting a passed-out pal.   Kid brags about banging that mo...

A full-on cock-punching assault with Kid A.G. and El Pres shitting all over the Bay City bridge fuckfest. They're plotting to strut across those bridges with their pants down, assholes winking at the Bay City Bridge cocksuckers, daring them to ram it in deep.   Kid's itching to drop daily audio turds, skull-fucking these toll-charging dickwads 'til they choke. Screwing downtown raw, and they're ra...

Kid A.G. kicks it off with the crew—Sleez, Big Red Man, Jay "The Mayor" Mac, and GDub, who's ducking the feds from some shady-ass hideout. They're slamming Sierra Nevada IPAs like it's their last day on Earth—Kid's chugging Ruthless Rye, Sleez is sucking down the black one, and they all agree the Torpedo'll fuck you up quicker than a hooker on payday. Kid drops a bombshell idea: a game called "N-B...

A booze-soaked, threesome-obsessed shitstorm that proves these degenerates peaked in a dive bar bathroom.   Kid A.G. kicks it off with Silverback, whose balls are "floating" from Sleeze's IPA, and Sleeze himself, last seen at JMac's wedding, probably still hungover.   Gdub's dubbed "Sarah Palin's Vagina" (SPV) and chimes in from his witness protection hideout, looking like the "Aliens" guy from Hi...

Kid A.G. corrals a pack of beer-guzzling Neanderthals into the studio for what can only be described as a verbal dumpster fire. Silverback's balls are apparently pregnant with some mystery ailment, leaving him fretting about nurses jelly-ing up his nut sack for an ultrasound—probably hoping one of them slips and gives him a happy ending. Silverback and Sleeze flex their brewmaster boners with home...

Red Eye hooks up with some Alaskan psycho who thinks Summer Shandy is his winter brew of choice and insists he's had a Sasquatch up his ass - showing off the fucking walk like it's some Bigfoot mating dance. They go off on some drunken fuck who decided to baptize the new bar stools with his piss, then moan about the bar's door being fucked with, turning everyone into walking, boozing idiots. Red E...

We start with you talking about waxing like it's a fucking art form, from snootch wax to bleeding nipples on live video.   Then we dive into a clip of some chick surprising her boyfriend with no panties, but he's talking about fucking seafood instead. "Do you get sea food?"   The conversation shifts to stanky cooch quicker than you can say "public restroom horror." And let's not forget the cum dum...

The episode kicks off with Kid A.G. and Hat Trick yapping about her fucking eyebrows like it's the goddamn end-all of human existence, but then she drops the bomb about not wanting some dude's cock slapping her in the face. "In my fucking mouth, not my fucking face" is the quote of the fucking century, and it's pure fucking gold. Then they dive into the Super Bowl, or rather, how Kid couldn't give...

We start by drooling over Hat Trick's tits like they're the fucking Mona Lisa of mammary glands, then dive straight into the art of juggling a "bag of dicks" like you're the fucking Houdini of horniness. Running out of porn?   Preaching about jerking off at work like it's the new fucking yoga. "Color-coded in red," because why the fuck not make your wank schedule look like a fucking bloodbath? Hat...

Talking about love on Valentine's Day, but all we get in this one is a front-row seat to a masturbation marathon while laying next to Jay Mac.   We're deep in the shit with 3D porn that makes your dick look like a fucking garden hose compared to the monster cocks on screen. Your living room? Sounds more like a fucking porn theater with an 80-inch screen of titties, making your place look like a cr...

We kick off with Valentine's Day, but instead of chocolates, we're dishing out fucking disdain. You're out here treating homemade cards like they're the new fucking currency in the land of love. Remember those Walmart machines? That's your fucking nostalgia trip, like reminiscing about the good old days of jerking off to Sears catalogs. Then we dive into the swamp of gold digging, where some big-t...

We start with a name game that's more like a fucking orgy of identity theft where Red Eye has to bang his old nickname out of some chick's ass. It's like a gladiator arena, but instead of swords, we're swinging dicks. We're talking about a world where moving day means throwing your back out with a literal bag of cocks, and Bad Dragon shit is the new religion. Cuddling's not just for pussies; it's...

A shitshow of pretty buttholes, spring roll butt plugs, and crochet cocks that'll make your balls shrivel up and your brain scream, "What the fuck did I just hear?" Poopy Turds McGee is out here judging assholes after digging sunflower seeds out of a soldier's shitter in Baghdad, catching hepatitis and pink eye like a fucking war hero. Mama San's shoving spring rolls up asses and cranking out test...

Episode 2186 is a goddamn shitstorm of exes, tentacle dildos, and sweaty gray sweats that'll make your dick shrivel up and your brain scream, "What the fuck did I just listen to?" This ain't no pussy-ass after-school special—this is a full-on, balls-deep, fuck-fest of chaos, and I'm harder than a priest in a playground just thinking about it. First off, the universe is out here playing fucking vid...

Kid A.G. and El Pres started with a crocheted cock thrown right at your face, courtesy of a friend who knows how to crochet some seriously funny shit.   We laughed our asses off about the girth, the length, and the potential uses of this yarn-made wonder, but don't worry, we didn't forget to get deep. We discussed the misconceptions about dick size, the emotional rollercoaster of puberty, and how...

Part 1 of 4 – This one was heavy on the feels, light on the bullshit, diving deep into the shit that matters. We kicked off with a punch to the gut - an emotional video tribute for our baseball team's 20th anniversary, mourning the loss of someone who was like family. We didn't shy away from the tough stuff. Talked about the support we crave when life shits on us, and the unexpected calls that bri...

Kid A.G., Tiny Dancer, and Daisy dive deep into a pool of debauchery, with the smell of sex in the air. We started by ogling at some hot porn, discussing the kind of tits and ass that make you want to fuck your screen. But the real treat was Daisy, contemplating where to get her next tattoo. Tiny Dancer spilled the beans on her latest sexual conquest, detailing a night of sucking and getting licke...

Kid and Gdub dealt with some tech bullshit because, let's face it, technology's a fucking whore that loves to screw us over. Kid A.G. was in full "get off my lawn" mode, bitching about his kids and how all he wants is to record this shit and pass out. But no, we had to dive balls deep into the dark web of "creepsearch.com" - Kid A.G.'s latest project where he plans to fuck with people's heads by l...

Kid A.G. and Hat Trick plunged into Episode 2181 like it was the last orgy on earth. They fucked with AI like it was their ex-wife on a bad day, talking about how this digital bitch can sneak into your brain and jerk off to your most twisted memories. It's like having a peeping Tom, but instead of looking through your window, it's jacking off into your fucking cerebellum. Then we took a detour dow...

Holy fucking shit, you worthless pieces of shit, get ready to have your minds blown out your asses, because this episode of the Goin' Deep Show was a goddamn clusterfuck of epic proportions! We've got Kid A.G., the psycho who should be running a freak show, and Hat Trick, so fucking smoking she could turn your balls blue just by sneezing. We started by diving into this AI shitshow, where this tech...

Kid A.G., that crazy son of a bitch, kicks off with Hat Trick, who struts in like she's got a dick in her hand - and she does, but it's a fucking crocheted one! She's like, "Check out my erections!" and Kid A.G., that horn dog, stuffs it down his pants, pretending he's got a fucking anaconda in there. They're not just talking blowjobs; they're fucking celebrating them. Hat Trick's got the kind of...

Kid A.G and Red Eye 2 kick off with a rant that licking pierced nips is just like licking a fucking keychain. Then, out of nowhere, Kid A.G reconnects with a chick who's got his name inked on her fucking tit. They dive deep into the swamp of kink with tales from Fet Life, discussing how everyone's got some shit they're into, from rope play to whatever the fuck a "Twizzler" is. Kid gets to the poin...

Tonight on the Goin' Deep Show, we're diving headfirst into a cesspool of debauchery where Kid A.G. and Red Eye 2 drag us through the sexcapades of one hell of a night. Red Eye spills the beans on her hotel hanky-panky, which quickly turns into a fucking horror show when a CPAP machine decides to join in on the action, cockblocking what could've been a decent fuck. The irony? You think you're abou...

Kid and El Pres start with a tale so fucked up, it could only happen in Hollywood - Mexican actress Lynn May gets her face fucked over by some jealous, backstabbing bitch who injects her with a shit mix of oils. Talk about a career killer! It's like watching a car crash in slow motion, but with more silicone and less dignity. Then we take a piss on the vanity parade, giving props to Pamela Anderso...

Kid A.G. and El Pres First stop is a racist old hag screaming at an Indian guy to go back to India because, apparently, in her world, Canada's for white folks only.   Then, we've got a drunken night out where the highlight is debating BJs  and getting pissed off at some dumb truck lights. Sports? More like a chance to show off how little you know about the game while wearing your team's colors. Fo...