Oblivion

Erection! 04.11.2020 2:01:18 ↓

We get it on, uncensored, for 2 hours.  The hot and heavy action never ends.  OHHHHHHH!

Witches' Sabbath! 28.10.2020 1:13:37 ↓

A literal witch gave me an apple.  I bit a large piece off and swallowed.  A razor blade inserted in the apple then lodged in my Adam's Apple.  Irony!

Full Frontal Disclosure! 21.10.2020 1:10:04 ↓

Socialist Directive 739277 -  All People Representatives speaking in public must do so nude.

Igloo Pot Shop! 14.10.2020 1:13:47 ↓

Hurry for our close out sale!  The ice flow upon which the igloo rests is melting.

Covid Hero! 07.10.2020 1:18:34 ↓

Riding the miasma into the sunset.

Fetalphile Conspiracy! 01.10.2020 1:24:40 ↓

Find out the true story behind those that "love" the unborn.

Two Old Ballsacks! 23.09.2020 1:19:26 ↓

Dusty soviet fossils just months away from their final resting place in Greenback Square.

Abortion Guillotine! 16.09.2020 1:15:43 ↓

The Clinic is proud to endorse Amy McGrath for Senate.  Her hands on dedication to killing the pre and partially born is appreciated in the pro-infanticide community.  As an abortionist, Amy McGrath collected 3 liters of concentrated adrenochrome to support her international pedophile community.  Kill the Children!

Horses of the Apocalypse! 10.09.2020 1:19:48 ↓

Which horse will destroy the planet first?  Now taking bets.  End to be announced.

Rob A Bank! 03.09.2020 1:24:54 ↓

Notorious gangsters give you the best advise for getting rich quick!

Plexiglass Security Blanket! 27.08.2020 1:21:40 ↓

David M.  gets Covid-19. . . possibly.  Will there be one less host soon?  Tune in next week to find out.

Caviar on the Titanic! 20.08.2020 1:18:56 ↓

Mortimer, please lye under those table legs, my glass is sliding off for some reason.

Scumbag Wizzards! 14.08.2020 1:20:38 ↓

Add one beating Covid infested heart, one part ammonium nitrate to one part child tears.   Magic!

Capitalist Virus! 06.08.2020 1:06:47 ↓

Please eat my brain first.

Woke Arena! 31.07.2020 1:07:36 ↓

Home of the UK Fuzzy Kitties.

The Doors of Obsession! 24.07.2020 1:19:00 ↓

Didn't I just go in there? Why are the Dave's so into basic humanity and truth?  Do they have a problem?

The Seventh Seal Deal of the Century! 16.07.2020 1:08:15 ↓

You can't not afford to get Covid-19.

University Death Wish! 09.07.2020 1:21:46 ↓

I (faculty member name) pledge to give my life to preserve the football team.

Signature Box Cutter! 02.07.2020 1:11:03 ↓

The Spectacle is what life is all about.  You don't live, you watch life.  Watch it infect you and eat your soul.

Siberian Heat Wave! 24.06.2020 1:05:41 ↓

Guess Antarctica is going to be the only place to live soon.  

The Human Juicer! 17.06.2020 1:21:13 ↓

All I had to do to get people to drink my juiced human was to color it green.  

Change by Listening! 10.06.2020 1:10:48 ↓

What this time requires is listening.  Do you hear the hiss of the tear gas canister?  Do you hear the sound of your head cracking on the pavement and your blood dripping from your ears?  Now that you have listened, what will you do now?

Riot! 05.06.2020 1:12:22 ↓

It's goin' down!  Eye-witness reporting of the police enabling of vandalism.  

Conveyor Chicks! 29.05.2020 1:24:56 ↓

Let's take a ride.  Don't worry, it will be over quick.

Hobos Everywhere! 20.05.2020 1:09:54 ↓

Won't it be fun when we can live in hobo camps again.   Riding the rails and livin' free!