Horror Movie Talk

Sam Raimi's cabin in the woods film par excellence The Evil Dead stands as the paragon of independent, cult, and horror films since it's release in 1981. It's influence is felt in the films of the Coen brothers, Peter Jackson, and Edgar Wright. It's dynamic direction and camera work declared a new and bold style for the 80s and 90s, but it's real influence for independent filmmakers is in it's suc...

Sputnik is a Russian movie released in July of 2020. It follows the lone survivor of a spaceship incident and is set in the 1980’s to give it that cold war feel. @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. * (1:22) - Intro* (5:51) -Synopsis* (8:00) -Review* (14:00) -Score* (18:00) -Spoilers* (1:00:00) - Final Recommendations* (1:03:30) - Taglines* (...

Anna and the Apocalypse is a mix of Shaun of the Dead and High School Musical, except less funny and with worse music. * (1:19) - Intro* (8:51) - Trailer* (10:24) - Synopsis* (10:52) - Review* (17:33) - Score* (32:14) - Spoilers* (1:02:41) - Rotten Tomatoes Game* (1:28:12) - Make It Better* (1:26:18) - Horror Movie Whoooores* (1:58:33) - Outro @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork....

We watched Creep on Netflix for the tenth time, and I have to say, this movie is just pure genius. Mark Duplass turns into the most playfully nefarious creep you’ve ever seen, and it’s one of the best performances I’ve ever seen anyone achieve. * (1:15) - Intro* (8:21) - Trailer* (10:40) - Synopsis* (14:20) - Review* (19:30) - Score* (1:02:15) - HMT WHOORES* (1:25:00) - Horror or Porno @dgoebel00 ...

What can I say about The Forever Purge that hasn’t already been said by its title? * (0:55) - Intro* (9:48) - Trailer* (12:28) - Synopsis* (13:26) - Review* (20:15) - Score* (31:15) - Spoilers* (1:02:02) - Final Recommendations* (1:02:41) - Patron Call In: Elias* (1:28:12) - Make It Better* (1:43:46) - Horror Movie Whoooores* (2:09:10) - Outro @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork....

10 Cloverfield Lane is a reminder that horror doesn’t have to be stilted and boring with a total lack of good acting. Sometimes it can feel like a tremendous whodunit, that has layer upon layer of intrigue and terror. On today's episode we are joined by Kate from Nightlight Horror Movie Club Podcast. She's a delightful person and runs my favorite horror movie podcast, so check them out! * (1:27) –...

In honor of pride month, we watched Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, and it brings a whole new meaning to scream queen. Freddy’s back for revenge, and he doesn’t give a fuck if you’re dreaming or not. * (1:21) - Intro* (8:46) - Trailer* (10:27) - Synopsis* (12:08) - Review* (16:46) - Score* (23:00) - Spoilers* (1:00:08} - Final Recommendations* (1:01:37) - Fuck, Marry, Kill Horror Edit...

What a great time we had bashing this train wreck of a Zack Snyder movie. We go on and on with this one, head on over to our patreon and consider supporting us to gain access to the full review!

We watched House of Wax starring Elisha Cuthbert, Paris Hilton, and Robert Ri'chard (from Cousin Skeeter) and were treated to a fairly decent bit of gore porn. This was a patreon pick, so if you ever get the idea to recommend we review a movie, head over to our patreon and see all the goodies we offer to our most loyal of fans! We had Max from Screaming Cinema Podcast on this episode! * (1:15) – I...

We had a TON of fun reviewing one of the most meta horror movies ever made, Cabin in the Woods, by director Drew Goddard! This was a total blast. If you would like to hear the full review, it will only be available on our Patreon at the "We all Spoop for Ice Spoop" tier. All proceeds go to making the show better and growing into a podcast that can support our families, so do consider this as us be...

The Conjuring The Devil Made Me Do It, or as I call it “TCTDMMDI” is the 8th movie in the Conjuring Cinematic Universe, or as I call it “The CCU”, and the second direct sequel to the original The Conjuring, and the 5th film in the series since anyone gave a fuck. * (1:26) - Intro* (7:40) - Trailer* (10:17) - Synopsis* (13:54) - Review* (20:30) - Score* (32:46) - Spoilers* (1:20:44) - The Conjuring...

We went and saw A Quiet Place Part 2 and it was quiet and then VERY loud, and then quiet again. Always loud after quiet. * (1:15) – Intro* (7:45) – Synopsis* (10:00) – Review* (14:26) – Score * (29:15) – Spoilers* (1:14:23) – Horror or Porno* (1:27:30) – HMT Whores @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. https://youtu.be/BpdDN9d9Jio Synopsis A Q...

We watched Train to Busan, and it was a bullet train to fun! * (0:36) - Intro* (6:14) - Synopsis* (6:47) - Review* (13:57) - Score* (22:35) - Spoilers* (1:08:00) - Zombie Movie or Not Zombie Movie* (1:21:20) - Outro @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. Train to Busan Trailer https://youtu.be/pyWuHv2-Abk Train to Busan can be found on Shudder...

We watched Spiral in theaters, and if you aren’t familiar, this is the latest chapter in the book of Saw movies and this is exactly what you think it might be after having learned that it’s a Saw movie. * (1:15) – Intro* (4:00) – Trailer* (6:15) – Synopsis* (7:40) – Review* (14:35) – Score* (26:48) – Spoilers* (1:00:40) – Taglines* (1:03:30) – HMT Whores @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazi...

One of the best and most influential family-based haunted house movies. Poltergeist still holds up in terms of story and special effects. * (1:26) - Intro* (4:33) - Trailer* (7:05) - Synopsis* (10:17) - Review* (13:17) - Score* (25:24) - Spoilers* (1:16:23) - Final Recommendations* (1:17:38) - Remake or No Remake* (1:23:03) - Outro @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him...

We watched The Bad Seed (1956) and it was a lot slower than I remembered it being but knowing it was a stage play first, it kind of makes sense. * (1:10) – Intro* (3:19) – Trailer* (6:33) – Synopsis* (7:35) – Review* (8:55) – Score* (15:35) – Spoilers* (50:30) – Stories about David and Bruce* (1:19:45) – HMT Whores @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his...

This is simply an introduction to the Horror Movie Talk podcast.

No, not the woods, nothing good ever happens in the woods.. * (0:10) - Intro* (7:17) - Trailer* (13:17) - Synopsis* (12:50) - Review* (13:19) - Score* (25:24) - Spoilers* (1:16:23) - Final Recommendations* (1:17:38) - Errata* (1:23:03) - Outro @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. https://youtu.be/2YYnSJF0fcY In The Earth Trailer In The Earth...

The original Annabelle, while not an audience favorite, is one of my favorites in The Conjuring franchise because it is bare bones scary. It takes the scary doll concept, and does something kind of new with it. * (0:55) - Intro* (6:45) - Trailer* (10:20) - Synopsis* (11:35) - Review* (16:45) - Score* (19:45) - Spoilers @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out...

We had a TON of fun reviewing one of the most insane horror movies ever made, Dead Alive (Braindead), by director Peter Jackson! This was a total blast. If you would like to hear the full review, it will only be available on our Patreon at the "We all Spoop for Ice Spoop" tier. All proceeds go to making the show better and growing into a podcast that can support our families, so do consider this a...

Mary is scary. Not the virgin Mary, I'm talking about a different switcheroo Mary. This film ends up being an interesting idea poorly executed. * (0:30) - Intro* (6:29) - Trailer* (11:02) - Synopsis* (12:11) - Review* (19:09) - Score* (32:19) - Spoilers* (1:08:19) - Religious Horror Movie Trivia* (1:19:03) - Horror Movie Whooores* (1:19:03) - Outro @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing art...

Godzilla vs Kong is a complicated, mind bending thriller that will have you asking what is real. It’s got me wondering if movies will ever be the same again.  * (1:30) - Intro* (5:55) - Trailer* (7:00) - Synopsis* (8:39) - Review* (19:00) - Score* (28:35) - Spoilers* (55:30) - One Titty Challenge Competition @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his websit...

The Thing is the thingiest thing that ever thinged. * (1:10) - Intro* (7:47) - Trailer* (9:43) - Synopsis* (13:06) - Review* (16:12) - Score* (29:50) - Spoilers* (1:16:31) - Don't Blank on The ______* (1:28:53) - Horror Movie Whooores* (1:34:35) - Outro @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. https://youtu.be/5ftmr17M-a4 The Thing is available f...

We saw The Wolf of Snow Hollow and were pleasantly surprised by a character driven movie with more good acting than I’ve seen in a while. The Wolf of Snow Hollow is a slice of life, horror-comedy that transforms from a mild mannered movie into a hairy, scary thriller that will rip you to shreds. * (2:15) - Intro* (7:20) - Trailer* (9:30) - Synopsis* (13:00) - Review* (16:50) - Score* (31:55) - Spo...

It's Lep in the hood, and he's up to no good. No seriously, it's pretty bad. * (0:25) - Intro* (11:52) - Trailer* (15:23) - Synopsis* (15:49) - Review* (11:28) - Score* (33:19) - Spoilers* (1:03:29) - Horror Movie Whooores* (1:19:22) - Outro @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. https://youtu.be/40P3TYKEdKA Leprechaun in the Hood can be found...