Dj Lipton

Split Dick Crossover 06.06.2025 1:15:22 ↓

In the nineties sometimes I would hang out with people who had piercings. I even worked next door to a piercing shop. One of them either told me or I read about men getting their penis surgically cut in half and then put back together with piercing barbells. Me? Nope I have no piercings or tattoos.

Poverty And Hard Living 05.06.2025 1:26:24 ↓

Poverty's Paradise

Ofay 04.06.2025 1:46:11 ↓

The black and the ofay work the same jobs for the pay.

Hankhead 01.06.2025 1:29:08 ↓

Big Hank take little Hank.

Sell Out 30.05.2025 2:18:34 ↓

Come with me and try not to lose your artistic integrity.

Cold Scared And Stupid 26.05.2025 3:00:57 ↓

Come along on a fantastic voyage...

You Have An Eight Track? 23.05.2025 1:18:51 ↓

Yeah I do thanks for stopping by and disrespecting me like I am a lower life form. Eat my shit tool. Now you go back home and mimic me?! All on my nutsack.

You Just Go Around Getting Over On People 23.05.2025 1:27:45 ↓

Oh cool you think you're me. Good going tool.

I Smile A Lot But Have No Sense Of Humor 19.05.2025 2:08:24 ↓

Stop acting like a goodie two shoes and don't take yourself too seriously. Can you laugh at yourself?

Blunt Ride 17.05.2025 1:35:24 ↓

The soundtrack for your blunt ride.

Pre-Cambrian Rock Volume 2 14.05.2025 1:30:43 ↓

Volume 2 of Pre-Cambrian Rock. Well turn it up!!!

Pre-Cambrian Rock Volume 1 13.05.2025 1:31:20 ↓

You've heard of acid rock. You've heard of classic rock, You may have heard of Jurassic rock...this is Pre-Cambrian Rock!!! Crank it up to ten!

Coon Dog, Groundhog, Pollywog, Three Times Godamnit 12.05.2025 1:43:47 ↓

Poon Frog

Gangsta Leaf 10.05.2025 1:28:03 ↓

This leaf will do a drive by on you. If leaves had a dimension where they could move freely and were sentient beings.

Mental Patience 09.05.2025 1:46:25 ↓

There's some meat up in the closet. I'm going to Tower Records to get a pizza.

Indecipherable Language 06.05.2025 2:15:26 ↓

It is paranormal how fucked up everything is.

The Grande Tequila Debate 05.05.2025 1:52:59 ↓

This Cinco De Mayo debate among yourselves whether tequila actually ta-kill-ya or is it the catalyst for modern love???

Chop Fuckey Chop 03.05.2025 1:56:44 ↓

The Declaration of Independence means peace, unity and, love.

Giant Chickens 29.04.2025 1:30:35 ↓

Where did you get those goddamn chickens?!

On The Phone Riding A Bicycle Blues 28.04.2025 2:08:24 ↓

Whether you are on a bicycle or walking while on the phone this is blues for you.

Above Doesn't Want Me 26.04.2025 1:34:31 ↓

Above doesn't want me and below is overwhelmed.

You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Be Happy 24.04.2025 1:58:11 ↓

You have to fight to make yourself happy. No one else can do it for you. What a bunch of bullshit. We live in an antisocial society and are being groomed for loneliness.

American Citizen Prison 23.04.2025 2:26:15 ↓

In America we all have to fight everyday. Against everyone else. If you don't you are locked away as a freak.

Priorities 22.04.2025 2:03:00 ↓

It seems the older you get the less time you have for what you love. Are those other things priorities? Don't grow up it's a trap.

Dick Pix 19.04.2025 2:22:27 ↓

More Grateful Dead than any normal human should be subject to.