Dj Lipton

MTV College: Presents Introduction To Psychology 03.02.2024 2:05:14 ↓

Pizza Wars Excerpt. One afternoon I had decided to get a large cup of water instead of the caffeine filled soda we all drank. It was as if it was Hitler’s army was at it again with their crystal meth fighting Russia. I needed a break from the intense refuse mind. As if he knew I had broken the unwritten law of the delivery drivers. One of the alpha employees asked what I was drinking. I said, wate...

Crime To Be Tired 02.02.2024 1:34:42 ↓

If you appear tired you will be arrested onsite. You must be on something. You must join the masses in the halls of caffeine.

Mysterious Chill 01.02.2024 1:53:45 ↓

Every night around 6pm until about 7pm or 8pm my house gets chilly. Later on in the evening it seems to get better and more comfortable. Ghosts? Intruders? Anomaly? We may never know.

Yo! It's Saturday Again! 30.01.2024 2:20:02 ↓

What it's Saturday again!? I'm making a seafood pasta bake if it's gonna be like that!

Remain Paranoid 28.01.2024 2:35:35 ↓

Don't let them tell you who you are.

Dumptruck 27.01.2024 1:24:44 ↓

Sheesh!

Cosplay Cops 26.01.2024 1:19:01 ↓

In today's society everyone is living in a fantasy world to combat how fucked up everything is. So, why wouldn't the cops?!

Get In Bed (Die Like The Rest Of Us) 25.01.2024 3:30:19 ↓

Put your helmet on and get in the tube.

Reparations For The Blues 24.01.2024 1:52:21 ↓

And the reign comes down...

The Game Won't Let Me Go 23.01.2024 1:31:06 ↓

Trying to get out but, it sucks me back in.

Ya'll 2 22.01.2024 1:21:55 ↓

Ya'll still doing that too?

Ya'll 21.01.2024 1:42:31 ↓

Ya'll still doin' that?

The Government Loves Our Bodies 19.01.2024 1:25:58 ↓

The government doesn't care about you. The government needs bodies.

We All On Some Shit 18.01.2024 1:46:55 ↓

By 'we' I mean the planet.

Vatican Demonology 17.01.2024 2:22:42 ↓

According to my stats I have been getting a lot of listens! Thank You Everyone!

Five Is Seven 15.01.2024 2:14:31 ↓

Five is seven depending on the volume. If the volume is lower than five is six. The cop mind in a police state: He’s out driving. He’s going somewhere. He went off his usual routes. He pulled into a place that serves alcohol. He said, fucked up. I’m investigating. What really happened: I really don’t feel like driving at all. Well, the car hasn’t been driven in three days. Man! I don’t want to dri...

Godzilla Vs. The Fish Creature 14.01.2024 1:07:30 ↓

Godzilla Vs. The Fish Creature In this point of the evolution of Godzilla he/she can shrink down to the size of a human and even date humans. However, a Fish Creature has come onto the radar of Godzilla’s psychic ability to detect titans. He divorces his wife to fight off the Fish Creature and joins forces with Burt Renolds a spaghetti western cowboy and a 1980s ninja warrior. They get into all ki...

Dog Poop Warz 13.01.2024 1:51:51 ↓

This was recorded under the supervision of Mike The Unconscious God, Senor Italian Spring Water and, Lord Joe Camel. Thank you!

Madam Dinner Is Served 12.01.2024 1:40:20 ↓

Wrinkle cream made out of rat poop.

Prohibition Sally 09.01.2024 1:29:11 ↓

A soundtrack of sorts.

You Are Your You 08.01.2024 1:23:37 ↓

I saw you and the chickens are coming home to roost. Better keep running away.

What Is Thirteen At One? 06.01.2024 1:21:10 ↓

It's Two.

Prophecy Of The Gold Wolf 05.01.2024 2:17:56 ↓

A hard rock hootenanny.

Tallica Rulez 04.01.2024 2:22:18 ↓

My tribute to the band who started out eating peanut butter and jelly to shopping at Chanel. Tallica Rulez!!!!

Technical Opinion Rubbish 03.01.2024 1:29:42 ↓

Don't give me that...