Dice Funk - D&D Comedy

The siblings receive cold war updates from their assassins, lovers, and spies.   Dicaprio learns of a brewing betrayal in her ranks. Hop juggles her blue polycule while stamping out slavers. Rex tests the latest (and lethal) version of his experimental nanomachines on a lieutenant.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profi...

Oh Joy! The Sycorax Arc climaxes in all-out draconic combat in the sky, as meteors pulverize the mountains below.   Dicaprio mind crushes her mom's zombie consciousness. Hop risks everyone's lives on one climactic rizz roll. Rex shakes up the hierarchy of power in the Cookie Mountains.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/p...

Austin and Skitch delve into the newest Paizo release of dragon lore!   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: https://bsky.app/profile/skitch.bsky.social   SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski Patreon.com/Skitch   AUDIO - Kirby Super Star OC ReMix by TSori & Others: "Until the Next Dance" [Meta Knight: Ending] (#4223) - YouTube  ...

The old guardians of the GLADYS Accords clash with their replacements.   Dicaprio debates the ethics of areas of effect. Hop loves her family, but she doesn't LOVE her family. Rex explodes?!?!   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/profile/rollot.bsky.social   SUPP...

Continuing their search of Sycorax's hoard, the siblings delve into the temples of Love and Hate.   Dicaprio shatters the most important weapon in her entire arsenal. Hop shows off her sexy slaad martial arts, attacking from non-Euclidian angles. Rex botches OVER and OVER again until he sees something that can NEVER be unseen.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky....

Wonder. Love. Hate. Desire. Joy. Sadness. The siblings search six temples for an Encode Thought ribbon containing a memory of the Fulgor.   Dicaprio finesses the professor, acquiring key keys. Hop sets a sneaky glass trap. Rex establishes his lair defenses: big weight and shotgun.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profil...

Stripped of their responsibility to uphold the GLADYS Accords, the siblings meet for some lunch. Then they raid Sycorax's lair.   Dicaprio reveals that she has upended the gerontocracy. Hop adds Helen, a blue tabaxi to her prospective new hoard. Rex remembers that he received a gift of big red shoes from the fastest thing alive.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsk...

The Ulysses Arc was so paradigm shifting that we need an entire Downtime Arc to unpack it!   Dicaprio receives a buffet of information from Andronicus in return for all those spell slots. Dicaprio has a civil conversation with Desdemona. Dicaprio plots with Lace to win the Cold War.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/prof...

Austin interviews Dan about Rex Maximus... again.   SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski Patreon.com/WeeklyMangaRecap   AUDIO - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vShp9mD2UPE   DISCORD - https://discord.gg/YMU3qUH

The Ulysses Arc was so paradigm shifting that we need an entire Downtime Arc to unpack it!   Rex argues with Orlando about the future of the Cookie Mountains. Rex meets up with his spy Bolingbroke to discuss relics. Rex helps Viola mount a pufferfish skeleton.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.soc...

The Ulysses Arc was so paradigm shifting that we need an entire Downtime Arc to unpack it!   Doc Hop searches for the GLADYS loom with Lady Falconbridge. Doc Hop explores possibilities for her new hoard with Gertrude. Doc Hop brainstorms solutions to the lair shortage crisis with Schmegglesby.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bs...

Many people have strong opinions about the announcement made at the end of the last episode.   DiCaprio Devereaux reveals her lair action. Doc Hop grants her first wish as a catastrophic dragon. Rex Maximus demonstrates the power of The Sweat Band of Ri'Chard Psymons, mind flayer aerobics instructor.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: htt...

The siblings confront impossible beings from beyond the material world.   DiCaprio Devereaux makes some closing remarks at the end of the party. Doc Hop spits game to seal the dating deal. Rex Maximus attempts to internalize some desert.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https...

Desdemona reveals what she brought to the shindig.   DiCaprio Devereaux loses her perfect pearl. Doc Hop sneaks an ape into an ape-free zone. Rex Maximus risks serious magical consequences to maximize his muscles.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/profile/roll...

Austin interviews Quinn about the NPCs of the Cookie Mountains.   SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski Patreon.com/WeeklyMangaRecap   AUDIO - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vShp9mD2UPE   DISCORD - https://discord.gg/YMU3qUH

Cymbeline pops some corn. Cymbeline steals some sand. Cymbeline plays a ring prank. Cymbeline heists the memorabilia of a famous fey.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: https://bsky.app/profile/skitch.bsky.social Sara (Cosmignon): https://bsky.app/profile/cosmignon.bsky.social   SUPPORT - Bandcamp: https://skitch.bandcamp.com/...

The warforged audition concludes. Then a cool fight happens at the party.   DiCaprio Devereaux breaks uncomfortable news to her father. Doc Hop becomes Starscourge Radahn. Rex Maximus reveals his lair actions.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/profile/rollot.b...

Viola sows discord among the siblings and the warforged begin their audition.   DiCaprio Devereaux argues for the return of the time dragons. Doc Hop crushes a smooch check. Rex Maximus suggests a target for the senescence experiment.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://...

The Orlando siblings audition smallfolk and question Sycorax.   DiCaprio Devereaux loses many spell slots while handing out chocolate. Doc Hop turns off her body camera. Rex Maximus solves a door puzzle and punches everyone.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/p...

The dragons of the Cookie Mountains gather to celebrate Ulysses becoming a young man.   DiCaprio Devereaux invites warforged. Doc Hop invites slaad. Rex Maximus invites thri-kreen.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/profile/rollot.bsky.social   SUPPORT - Patreo...

A decade of downtime follows the shocking end of the last arc.   DiCaprio Devereaux brings berries to her beau, Andronicus. Doc Hop schedules a wacky double date with Falconbridge and Gertrude. Rex Maximus takes Viola and his smallfolk on a field trip to the Dragon Eyrie.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakb...

The Orlando siblings clash with two shadow dragons and change the course of genie history.   DiCaprio Devereaux finds a lead on the Noumenon. Doc Hop backs up her big blue beauty. Rex Maximus fights for the rights of smallfolk.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.ap...

Entrusted with a TV lamp for genie imprisonment by one lying shadow dragon, the party immediately double crosses him and heads into a howling blizzard to find the other shadow dragon.   DiCaprio Devereaux suffers a coin crash out. Doc Hop creates a deep ATTACHMENT. Rex Maximus unleashes his inner flame all over an army.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social...

The Orlando siblings cut a bloody swath through a raging wildfire to find the second trident and confront a shadow dragon.   DiCaprio Devereaux uses a silent image to draw out a party of foes. Doc Hop very nearly kills several people with a single punch. Rex Maximus is resistant to fire elementals, but NOT resistant to curses.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky....

An elemental battle has spilled across the border and onto an unoccupied mountain. The siblings head out to put a stop to the fight.   DiCaprio Devereaux plans a party for Ulysses. Doc Hop brings peace and calm to the battlefield. Rex Maximus tries to harness the power of a god.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/...