DeHuff Uncensored

DeHuff had an embarrassing camel toe / moose knuckle moment. Cowboy DeHuff lends his support. Kyle Clark of 9news in Denver (KUSA) is a straight shooter, and he offended someone named Debbie by saying “nut cuttin’ time”. CNN accidentally said Michael J. Fox was dead - and he responded. DeHuff explains how TV networks have tributes built for when big name celebrities pass away. So naturally, DeHuff...

Baseball brawl between the Braves and Angels highlighted Walt Weiss’ great tackling skills. What’s the most boring sport to watch? It’s golf, and The Masters starts this weekend. Doctors for the Dallas Mavericks allegedly scanned the wrong body part on Lakers’ Austin Reeves. And here in a second… The Colorado Avalanche just flexed to the rest of the NHL as they clinched the Central Division, and t...

DeHuff vents about roundabouts and the people who can’t figure them out. If you chase bunnies, karma will find you. Men need to do this at least 21 times a month for good prostate health. So knock before you enter. Despite Artemis II’s toilet issues to start, things went smooth for the Moon bound craft. Target employees are mad about a dress code memo. Easter egg hunt ruined by human skull. DeHuff...

Denver Nuggets are on a war path with the playoffs around the corner. David Adelman talked about how Wemby vs Jokic is good for the NBA. We hear from Stephen A. Smith of ESPN as he talked about the two man show that the Nuggets need to bring to the playoffs in order to succeed. Why did the New York Islanders fire Patrick Roy with four games left in the regular season? Michael Malone and the Nugget...

C. B. Bucknor may actually be vision impaired. I have no justification for why the MLB umpire is terrible at his job. The NFL is scrapping dual Monday Night Football games from its 2026 schedule. Kirk Cousins is the new QB for the Las Vegas Raiders, and that will enhance the competition in the AFC West. The Kansas City Chiefs, Denver Broncos, and L.A. Chargers are still expected to beat the Raider...

Artemis 2 launch is here, and Connery has a theory of why we're headed back to the moon. A group of teens pulled a “man overboard” prank on a spring break cruise that prompted a full-scale search involving the US Coast Guard — and now the pranksters’ families could face jail time. A couple were arrested after being caught having sex in a cemetery in the middle of the day… again. A California m...

Sean Payton came out said the Denver Broncos didn’t try and win the day - free agency, draft day, cycle day, etc. They want to flat-out win.

DeHuff umpired an inning last night in a scrimmage. He was compared to Angel Hernandez. Also, is umpire hate justified? When will ABS fully take over in the MLB? The Colorado Avalanche hammered the Flames last night, and we heard from Nazem Kadri - As well as a legendary call from the voice of the Avs, Marc Moser. The Denver Nuggets have won 6 in a row since DeHuff had a come to Jesus talk with th...

DeHuff’s awkward moments at a celebration of life. 12 tons of KitKat and the truck transporting them were stolen while in transit from central Italy on the way to Poland. Airbnb guest accused of peeing on furniture, causing $5,355 in damage. Fox News journalist Abby Hornacek got body slammed. Well, so did DeHuff. Who could forget when Alaska state wrestling champion, 3x Super Bowl champion (offens...

The viral “9-9-9 Challenge,” where you eat nine hot dogs and drink nine beers during a nine-inning baseball game, is officially coming to ballparks across the nation, including Denver. The 49ers and Rams will play a regular season game in Melbourne (Australia) this year. DeHuff doesn’t like it! J.K. Dobbins talked with the NFL Network, and said he felt like he could have played for Denver in the A...

Connery DeHuff decided to pull his weight, and will be the lead anchor for today’s show. Chuck Norris sadly died last week. So, we honor him with some iconic Chuck Norris jokes. Northglenn, Colorado is warning people to avoid skunks. The bear on the coat of arms of canton Bern will continue to display its red p3n1s, the cantonal government has ruled. Sharks in the Bahamas are full of c0c@ine, caff...

I talked with former Steelers/Seahawks/Patriots linebacker and Colorado Buffaloes hall of famer Chad Brown! While Chad has accomplished so much on the football field, he's also extremely well known for his high knowledge of snakes. And as the temperature rises, so should our awareness of snakes - specifically rattlesnakes her in Colorado. Chad gave some tips on what to do and not to do if you enco...

Mel Kiper Jr. of ESPN spoke with Andrew Mason of Denversports.com about the Denver Broncos running back options in the upcoming draft. Pittsburgh Public Schools will operate remotely from April 22–24 as the city prepares to host the 2026 NFL Draft. What's more likely - Nuggets get to 2nd round of the playoffs or the Rockies finish above .500? New England Patriots HC Mike Vrabel calls himself Daddy...

DeHuff finds out that the show is popular in Ireland and Greece. Florida bill to ban marrying first cousins fails to pass. Humanoid robots are starting to harass people. A claw machine in China is using live hamsters as the prize. Aussie the Animal Expert chimes in. The most disgusting cup of coffee is being served in China. Green Z wants to take extra days off to enjoy nature. They’re calling it...

DeHuff finds out that the show is popular in Ireland and Greece. Florida bill to ban marrying first cousins fails to pass. Humanoid robots are starting to harass people. A claw machine in China is using live hamsters as the prize. Aussie the Animal Expert chimes in. The most disgusting cup of coffee is being served in China. Green Z wants to take extra days off to enjoy nature. They’re calling it...

NCAA tournament starts up, and workplace productivity goes down. Did the Denver Broncos take a giant leap forward offensively with the Jaylen Waddle addition? The NFL is laying the groundwork to hire replacement officials for the 2026 season. What's the best way to describe the Denver Nuggets season? Because one minute they’re destroying teams, and the next they’re losing to one of the teams in th...

DeHuff explains when it’s ok to pinch people on St. Patrick’s day. Blub the Italian fish can drive a car. - Seems safe. A Florida man allegedly tried to steal a septic tank with a Toyota Corolla, then a U-Haul. German tourist sues NYC’s Los Tacos No. 1 over salsa being too spicy. A Chinese national has been arrested in Kenya's main airport accused of attempting to smuggle more than 2,000 queen gar...

DeHuff explains when it’s ok to pinch people on St. Patrick’s day. Blub the Italian fish can drive a car. - Seems safe. A Florida man allegedly tried to steal a septic tank with a Toyota Corolla, then a U-Haul. German tourist sues NYC’s Los Tacos No. 1 over salsa being too spicy. A Chinese national has been arrested in Kenya's main airport accused of attempting to smuggle more than 2,000 queen gar...

DeHuff explains when it’s ok to pinch people on St. Patrick’s day. Blub the Italian fish can drive a car. - Seems safe. A Florida man allegedly tried to steal a septic tank with a Toyota Corolla, then a U-Haul. German tourist sues NYC’s Los Tacos No. 1 over salsa being too spicy. A Chinese national has been arrested in Kenya's main airport accused of attempting to smuggle more than 2,000 queen gar...

DeHuff got hurt coaching Little League baseball. USA beat Dominican Republic on a bad strike three call. Will ABS make its way into the World Baseball Classic, next year? No, DeHuff is not retiring – DE “Bryce” Huff announced he’s retiring, and that he’s starting a company called Neighborstone, which will build safety infrastructure to help with fire risk on lithium ion batteries. The New York Jet...

DeHuff has beef with T-Mobile. Camel pageant - 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables.  Buffalo Wild Wings unveils wing-flavored protein espresso martini. That’s not James Bond worthy. A teacher urinated into a canister and dumped it out moments before students entered his classroom. Yeah, they were fired. A parasite was allegedly found in a customer’s Filet-O-Fish sandwic...

Geno Smith is headed to the New York Jets - and I like this move for Geno and the Jets. Adam Schefter explains why the Maxx Crosby trade fell through between the Raiders and the Ravens - and how the Dallas Cowboys were involved. Falcons signed Tua Tagovailoa. Travis Kelce signed a 1 year deal with the Chiefs. Sorry, Taylor Swift fans - Tay Tay babies may be on hold. Alex Singleton and JK Dobbins a...

Geno Smith was cut by the Raiders and Maxx Crosby was traded to the Ravens. The Broncos are bringing back a key member of their defense - Justin Strnad. Nuggets head coach David Adelman admits the team sucks. Logan Paul wants to fight an NFL player - but the WWE shut down that idea. The return of Kadri to the Avs has to be the final piece to seal their path to the cup. And Paxton Lynch made his de...

Wendy’s will hire a $100K Chief Tasting Officer — just to eat burgers… United Airlines can now kick passengers off flights and ban them for not using headphones. Meth-head… Idiot… or Floridian?? - man accused of chasing flamingos, taking one to a Las Vegas hotel room. The McDonald’s CEO can’t stop making stupid videos that drive me away from the golden arches. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz comp...

Wendy’s will hire a $100K Chief Tasting Officer — just to eat burgers… United Airlines can now kick passengers off flights and ban them for not using headphones. Meth-head… Idiot… or Floridian?? - man accused of chasing flamingos, taking one to a Las Vegas hotel room. The McDonald’s CEO can’t stop making stupid videos that drive me away from the golden arches. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz comp...