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We pick back up our story after waking up and heading towards the mouth of the werewolf den, where our party hopes to help Ezmerelda take back control of The Children of Mother Night.  But this is Barovia and it usually has other things in store.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.  Please read the content warning as this is a rated R game. Players Level 5 Saint - Damphyr Inquisitive Rogue/Paladin - Ka...

Please read the content warning at the bottom as this podcast is intended for mature audiences.  We picked back up as our party headed North East following the trail of something strange, while waiting on Frank to return from updating Leif with what they found.  When Frank met up with them and everyone set sights upon the unknown, the "Boy" started to give away a little more information then he in...

We started our session after killing the 3 froglike creatures, then watched as a huge rift open from the Far Realm and a worm like serpent fell into the waters and started killing everything in its way.  As our minds were slowing fading into madness, we went about finding a way across the waters towards another ziggurat.  So sit back, relax and enjoy what happens next.   July 3 660 PE (Post Emerge...

We pick back up our story after our party found the machine that powered the centuries old magical trap they just destroyed.  As they continue to explore this old Duergar Stronghold and figure out what it was used for, they find more then they bargained for.  So sit back, relax and enjoy what happens.   Braxis 1, 3502 Players:  Level 14 Sabryn: Reborn College of the Road Bard  Francisco: Half Drow...

We pick our story back up after our party took a licking and turned tail and ran back to Milpazul.  Here they took time to rest and relax and get to know the few remaining people there, before waking up and heading towards the abandoned town of Hollow and its mine.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.   Players: Level 4 Saint: Niklu (Nik) Bugbear Paladin, Oath of the River  Belv: Flincher: Dragonborn Ba...

Our session began with Kalliope hearing her name being called by a large Werewolf being chased by a Young Red Dragon.  As she realized that this Werewolf was her cousin Ezmeralda, everyone ran into the tiny hut that Alissia had created and the fire from the Dragon surrounded them.  What happens next and what our players learn will help them truly understand just how screwed they are.  Welcome to B...

Please read the content warning at the bottom as this podcast is intended for mature audiences.  We pick our story back up after killing Sister Aslaug, as she was doing some sort of ritual on a Thrall she had crucified.  As the door to the church was opened, a cold wind blew outwards causing the forge that Bjorn had just relit to blow out.  What our Vikings find next though, will change the way th...

We pick back up our story as we all walk into a waygate that Quiven found on her new map.  It said it was a short cut but highly dangerous, but since we were all on a time crunch, we had no choice.  But what we all found on the other side, will linger with us for a long time.  So sit back, relax and enjoy :D  July 2-3 660 PE (Post Emergence) 33rd Emergence  Player Level: 6 Belv (Khaal): Saurial Bl...

Fun filled Combat and lore heavy episode today.  We started off dealing with a 3000 year old magical trap that was at the peak of the Talons Crest Mountains, where it was left for whomever found the remains of the broken spelljammer ship.  Here our players had to figure out a magical puzzle, and if they survive, try to see who left it for them.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.   Braxis 1, 3502 Playe...

We pick back up in the town of Milpazul where our party was hunkering down for the night.  But three of them decided not to take the advise of the villagers to stay indoors, so they get to meet something fun.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.   Players: Level 4 Saint: Niklu (Nik) Bugbear Paladin, Oath of the River  Belv: Flincher: Dragonborn Battlemaster Fighter Abe: Arbane: Wood Elf Shepherd Druid T...

We pick our story back up at Castle Never where our party has learned that the masquerade party they were invited to, was actually a ruse by the Iron Ring Slavers Guild.  Here they faced about 30 slavers and 4 beholders while surrounded by scared guests.  What happens next for our party will change them forever.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.  Please read the content warning as this is a rated R g...

Please read the content warning at the bottom as this podcast is intended for mature audiences.  We pick up our story with Frank and Leif heading home with Halla, but things haven't been going as planned lately so why should a quick trip home?  So sit back, relax, turn the lights off and enjoy. May 3rd 1002 Players: Abe - Bjorn Valaar - Viking Raider (young brother of Genya, both orphans)  Katie -...

We pick back up after fighting some sort of fish creature that came out of one of the rifts from the Far Realm, before climbing up the wall and into the small cave at the top.  But what happens next and what we find on the other side will test our players sanity.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.   July 2-3 660 PE (Post Emergence) 33rd Emergence  Player Level: 6 Belv (Khaal): Saurial Blood Hunter Mut...

Welcome to session 9 of our story which takes us to the third adventure in the Journeys Through the Radiant Citadel, The Fiend of Hollow Mine, Written by: Mario Ortegón.  Our story starts after our newly appointed Duskwardens of the Citadel are waking up after 2 days off of R&R in their new apartment.  They have been busy getting back into their daily routines as the Citadel is also slowly sta...

We pick our story back up at Castle Neverwinter where our players have just arrived for the nights events.  Here they learn what it means to party with the elite of the city, and what can happen when you go snooping around where you don't belong.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.  Please see the content warning at the bottom as this is rated R.   Players Level 5: Saint - Damphyr Inquisitive Rogue/Pal...

Please read the content warning at the bottom as this podcast is intended for mature audiences.  We pick our story back up after finding Halla under a bed, scribbling some sort of prayer all around herself in her own blood.  What our party learns from her will shake them to the core.  They also come across something on their journey that makes them doubt their own sanity.  So sit back, relax, turn...

We picked back up this session underground in this islands version of the Underdark, where we get to know the four people we found here and hopefully learn more about the mist and how to get rid of it.  Our players also learn a little more then they thought they would and they are once again on a time crunch before maybe the end of the world.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.   July 1-2 660 PE (Post...

We pick our session back up at the Winn Keep right after installing a new King on the Thone and waking up from the traditional pub crawl with him.  We then spend the day going over our plans and talking to Alithir the Bard.  Then we learn something very interesting about Talos that's been close to 2 years in the making.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.   Saris 45 3502 Players:  Level 14 Sabryn: Rebo...

We pick back up after Arbane turned into a wolf and caught a scent.  What follows was a very interesting session where our players delve into the rich district of the Citadel where they learn about a plot that's been long in the making.  So sit back, relax and enjoy part 2. Players: Level 4 Saint: Niklu (Nik) Bugbear Paladin, Oath of the River _MIA Belv: Flincher: Dragonborn Battlemaster Fighter A...

Welcome to a brand new homebrew version of Curse of Strahd.  We start our story in the city of Neverwinter where our players find themselves.  They currently don't know each other or what is in store for them.  So sit back, relax and enjoy all the fun that is coming their way. Please see the content warning at the bottom as this is rated R.   Players Level 5: Saint - Damphyr Inquisitive Rogue/Pala...

We pick back up after leaving the safety of the Lighthouse headed back into Veilmist Village to find Kira and figure out the next plan for solving this island.  But of course things never go as planned.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.   July 1st 660 PE (Post Emergence) 33rd Emergence  Player Level: 6 Belv (Khaal): Saurial Blood Hunter Mutant.  Abe (Zion): Leonion Ancestral Guardian Barbarian   Gale...

Fun one today.  We are doing a 2 part homebrew adventure that happens in between the 2nd and 3rd adventure in Journeys Through The Radiant Citadel.  This will be an ongoing extra story that will take place when our players hit 4, 8 and 12.  This story takes place right after we arrive back at the Citadel from Godsbreath where our players helped save Kianna and awaken the sleeping gods to help repl...

Please read the content warning at the bottom as this podcast is intended for mature audiences.  We pick up our tale as the party from the wedding is about to end, but gets interrupted by some sort of undead corrupted polar bear as it crashed through the doors to the lodge.  What happens next leaves most of our players with a little less sanity.  So sit back, relax, turn off the lights and enjoy. ...

Welcome to the next Island on our adventure.  We left behind the dinosaur filled island of Primal Haven and right into something that's a mix of HP Lovecraft and Stephen King.  So sit back, relax and enjoy Veilmist Isle.   July 1st 660 PE (Post Emergence) 33rd Emergence  Player Level: 6 Belv (Khaal): Saurial Blood Hunter Mutant.       Abe (Zion): Leonion Ancestral Guardian Barbarian   Galea (Suzan...

Well session 60 was a blast.  We start off with the final battle between our party and the would be usurper Morgrim Emberveil, before saying goodbye for now to Joe who has been playing Tooth since session 5.  He will be back at some point along our journey towards endgame, but we all thank him for the best of times and wish him well as real life steps in for awhile.  So sit back, relax and enjoy t...