Abject Suffering

Abject Suffering 234: Sword of Sodan 26.02.2018 37:56 ↓

The most Psygnosis-looking non-Psygnosis game is virtually unplayable. Seriously, look up a video of this game.

Abject Suffering 233: Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti 19.02.2018 40:29 ↓

It's a spooky and funny, fun and fast platformer from a series that is notably bad.

Abject Suffering 232: Bloody Roar 12.02.2018 57:58 ↓

Brayton Cameron returns to school us on Bloody Roar and usher in the new age of Chili Horse. Special Guest: Brayton Cameron.

Abject Suffering 231: The Senpai 05.02.2018 44:34 ↓

This anti-game is gold, Jerry! Gold! Seriously, go play it right away. We'll wait.

Abject Suffering 230: X-Men: Destiny 29.01.2018 55:19 ↓

Syrg joins us to talk about the infamously bad Silicon Knights game "X-Men: Destiny". We are not taking offers for debates at this time.

Abject Suffering 229: Hook 22.01.2018 41:39 ↓

Peter Pan's all grown up, and it's kind of depressing.

Abject Suffering 228: Lost: Via Domus 15.01.2018 48:08 ↓

It's a game about the popular show that is no longer popular, and which we have never seen.

Abject Suffering 227: Irritating Stick 08.01.2018 37:29 ↓

Irritating Stick is a game about not touching the sides. This episode of the show is mostly about coping with trashgut.

Abject Suffering 226: Shadow the Hedgehog 01.01.2018 44:55 ↓

We hadn't done a mainline Sonic game for Abject Suffering before, so we're happy that our first one is a doozy .

Abject Suffering 225: Phantastmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh 26.12.2017 43:27 ↓

Let us solve this fleshy puzzle together on this Christmas episode extravaganza.

Abject Suffering 224: Fox Hunt 18.12.2017 39:57 ↓

We head back to the FMV DMV to pilot an idiot through the process of avoiding neck injections.

Abject Suffering 223: Tiny Toons Adventures: Babs' Big Break 11.12.2017 40:40 ↓

Kole accidentally backdoored a good game in for a mini-WOFF.

Abject Suffering 222: Dr. Franken II 04.12.2017 41:26 ↓

This episode's randomization goes horribly, horribly awry after the fact.

Abject Suffering 221: The Ripping Friends 27.11.2017 40:15 ↓

John K's parade of grotesque buffoons that shout sincerely-held regressive beliefs, surprisingly, makes for a terrible game.

Abject Suffering 220: HORSE COP GAMES 20.11.2017 42:46 ↓

With all apologies to Jenni Polodna, we venture into the teeming subculture of auto-generated Horse Cop games on the app store.

Abject Suffering 219: Madballs in... Babo: Invasion 13.11.2017 36:51 ↓

Kids will go crazy for these ugly spheres... for boys!

Abject Suffering 218: Wetrix 06.11.2017 41:34 ↓

Wetrix is most certainly NOT for kids.

Abject Suffering 217: American Truck Simulator 30.10.2017 55:09 ↓

10-4 we got a bear in the hoopty stripe. Hopalong to the med-bay for some snackattacks

Abject Suffering 216: Lawnmower Man 23.10.2017 41:02 ↓

Looks like we found another classic Abject Suffering redemption.

Abject Suffering 215: Jersey Devil 16.10.2017 53:16 ↓

Featuring the soundtrack of Final Fantasy Tactics.

Abject Suffering 214: Vinnie's Tomb 09.10.2017 51:46 ↓

It's an upsetting and nauseating trip to the past to try to assemble the pieces of the life of a man who died long ago.

Abject Suffering 213: Mister Mosquito 02.10.2017 43:26 ↓

This one's from the "weird and slight" column, not the "bad" column.

Abject Suffering 212: Store Manager: Cellular Edition 25.09.2017 36:25 ↓

A perfect simulation of being ground between the gears of the system.

Abject Suffering 211: Yo, Bro! 18.09.2017 38:08 ↓

It's what you see when you grind up a bunch of POGs and snort them.

Episode 210: Altered Beast 11.09.2017 51:25 ↓

If you say "Altered Beast" backward, the curse will activate. Your head will get bigger as your body gets smaller, until you roll down a hill and disappear.