Your Time Starts Now: A Taskmaster Podcast

How do like them apples?!?

Hi bitches!

Literally, you are as stealthy as a cow!

Let's talk Taskmaster!

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Joe and Emerson reach the halfway point of Series 4. Yay.

Emerson and Joe return for another round of shenanigans in the weird and wonderful world of... oh who the fuck even reads the description?

Emerson & Joe return for Series 4 Episode 2 of Taskmaster. What a fun one this was; with long-distance painted and some real flour power

Joe and Emerson return for a fourth series of pointless tasks, harsh scoring and a big ol' barrel of laughs. And one of our hosts celebrates their birthday to much fanfare!

Emerson and Joe welcome their first-ever guest, long-time listener Spelvin, to the podcast where they talk Taskmaster and some other stuff.

Emerson and Joe tackle Series 3 of Taskmaster one last time in the final, "The F.I.P." They have bucketloads of fun, have a handy experience and see the world in either slow-motion or sped up footage

Emerson and Joe return for episode 4 of series 3 of Taskmaster, "A Very Nuanced Character".

Emerson and Joe return with Episode 3 of Series 3 of Taskmaster, "Little Polythene Grief Cave". In which they discuss excess bodily fluids; the domino effect; take a trip way back 'Wem' and feast on some flags.

Joe and Emerson return for another round of laughter and fun in Series 3 Episode 2 of Taskmaster, "The Dong and the Gong". In which the contestants try to surprise Alex, complete an escape room-style puzzle, flip the concept of art on its head, and pop some balloons in very interesting ways

After an unexpected delay, the gruesome twosome is back once again with Series 3 of Taskmaster. In the premiere episode, 'A Pea in a Haystack', our contestants tackle the athletics track; some heigh-octane vegetable yeeting; and building snowmen...but in April...

In the Series 2 final Emerson and Joe return to discuss Taskmaster. This time our contestants have to do some high-pressure transportation, make a spud-tacular stop-motion film and build a bridge over some troubling waters.

The world's greatest podcast about Taskmaster and other tangents run by two guys called Joe and Emerson returns. In this episode, our contestants use a variety of objects to get a cat out of a tree; get frisky with some fruit; Jon Richardson channels his inner guinea pig and there's some flatpack fun to be had.

The amazing podcasting geniuses are back with episode 3 of series 2 of Taskmaster, A Pistachio Eclair. Today Joe and Emerson talk about our four comedians and television producer as they attempt to impress a mayor (and a new acronym is born); dabble in some unexpected shadow play; buy more gifts for, now Lord, Greg Davies; and Josh Widdicombe makes his triumphant Taskmaster return.

Joe and Emerson return for more Taskmaster shenanigans. Today, our contestants get cracking with a race to eat an egg the quickest; remind us how f*cked up our childhood was; find inanimate objects that look like themselves and order a pizza, but because it's Taskmaster it's never that simple. 

Huzzah! The Taskmaster podcast run by two geniuses from opposite sides of the pond returns! In this episode, they're introduced to four brand-spanking-new comedians and one equally brand-spanking-new television producer who will do battle for Greg Davies's shiny golden head. In this episode the contestants struggle in an uphill battle, a game of potato golf and Fred the Swede makes a return for a...

Joe and Emerson answer questions for a while. 

Do I have to use a club?

Did you have to look at the iPad for that?

When I think speed, I think Moira

There was no box, mate!