You Wouldn't

Pat shows off his fresh ink and gets a bad reaction from Will. Is there anything worse than getting sprayed by your mates’ parents? Will’s off to Adelaide to go reconnect with his man again.  Pokies Pat’s New Tattoo The Substance Parent’s Sprays Cole Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/m...

The bosses finally join the boys on the couch and receive their quarterly performance review. It’s not looking good… Tom and Eddy look back at the past few months as Will and Pat have joined the studio and analyse some of the questionable moments. The boys battle it out as the general knowledge quiz is back.  The Bosses Ranga Roundup Rimmies Hello Sport General Knowledge The Haircut Hotline J...

Will and Pat’s man join the set and get amongst the chaos of this episode. Who knows Pat better: lifelong best friend Will or girlfriend? The boys analyse the new Aussie Shore cast. Will and Pat have some differing views on cabs, and we already know which side Will will sit on.  Drink Test Will’s Man Aussie Shore Pat Quiz Taxi Drivers Cole Calling Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon fo...

Pat has shit the bed, and Will has got pulled over by the cops. A great start to the episode. Will talks about his wrap on his tour and his very eventful plane ride. Does Pat finally like Jetstar? And the boys have the very first edition of the special segment: Cole Calling. The boys listen to some of the juiciest hotlines yet.  The Bed Shitter Car Rego Wolverhampton Footballer Letterbox The...

The You Wouldn’t Podcast has claimed their spot amongst the likes of Fisher in the little orange box on the official line-up announcement of Lost Paradise. The boys unpack what their demands will be upon arrival. Will goes too deep into his dating life and we realise his very sad situation. Will spills his beans on the recent controversy of Blake Lively’s new movie. Maybe a 57-year old man is Will...

Charlotte is back from her ‘Mean Girls’ trip to Bali and has some stories to tell, involving a homeless orgy and a bomb in a bag. Will and Pat look back at some of their cringiest Facebook posts that might get them cancelled. Is Addison Rae the most successful TikToker? Tune in for a jam-packed episode with the OG Charlotte.  Hello Charlotte Bali Trip Staycation Molly Mae Homeless People Top...

Will says farewell to the love of his life originating from his college days and looks to his new man situated very inconveniently in LA. Pat gives his take on the recent photo snapped of Latrell Mitchell. Things get heated as Pat rips into Will’s empathy.  Tasting Hair Removal Will Moving On Stuck in Space Alien Romulus Trell Mit Empathy Ribs Hotline Pat’s Pets Join the Proper Non Povos patr...

Kyle’s incompetence means that the first 5 minutes of the podcast is lost forever but don’t worry. The boys still come on hot. They rant about their recent trip to Costco where Will got trampled by a Chinese grandmother. There is big news for the month of October! Tune in to see what you have to put in your calendar. Is Alien Romulus the most anticipated movie yet? Cocktober Costco Wallabies Olymp...

Will and Pat have a big, big announcement, as they begin testing of their new product. Will spills the beans on his brief time at Real Madrid, where he got floored by some pro Spanish footballers. Can you figure out the fake facts from the real ones? F*ck Coffee Soccer in Spain Pat’s 16th Fake Facts The Cinemas Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of conten...

Will and Pat are back on the couch for a jam-packed episode. Is Will’s therapist a rip-off or was his horror story a true yarn? And is America the same thing as the Americas? We finish off with some of the juiciest hotlines of the year. El Salvador Noah Lyles Babies are Smart Will’s Therapist You Wouldn’ters Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content,...

All is revealed as Pat tells the most romantic thing he has ever done. But… Will’s not impressed. Pat gives the movies another chance and they dive into their expectations for the 13th most anticipated movie of the year.  Trap Jesus giving kinks Pat’s Girlfriend Olympics  Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and mu...

Charlotte Gibbons is back for the most anticipated episode ever. Join the boys in learning about Charlotte’s life post-graduation, Pat’s update on his new relationship, and the adventures of Bing Bong. Will spills the tea on the tinder freaks he’s been coming across.  Charlotte Graduated Bali Trip Kyle’s Text Presumed Innocent Inside Out 2 Tinder Freaks Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patre...

The boys welcome Tilly and Tom on the couch and spill some juicy stories of their trips to Brisbane. Will has something to say about Pat’s recent soft launch. Who’s a better partnership: Will and Pat, or Tilly and Tom? What would be the headline if Will got in a plane crash? Tilly Brisbane Threesome The Soft Launch Tom Partner Game Will’s getting circed Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon fo...

Will is back! Almost like he never left… He has returned and he is on a rant. Will gives his thoughts on the Hawk Tuah meetup. Pat gives the rundown on his anticlimactic hole in one and says that Beetlejuice would be his top three dinner guests. Tune in for much much more.  Will’s return The PATnership Will’s thriving hinge Hawk Tuah Meetup Hole in One Mentoring Hotline Join the Proper Non Po...

Will prepares for his hard-earned holiday to the US, and gives the rundown for each city. And Pat reflects on his wild American stories, from bendering to Christmas morning and seeing Post Malone in New York. The boys give their thoughts on Donald Trump getting shot which sparks a deep dive into some classic conspiracies.  Will’s going to the US Morning Flights Pat Arrives West Hollywood Gays...

Is it Christmas morning? Because it sure feels like it. The boys are coming the back off their favourite nights. Pat has witnessed one of the greatest rugby league matches of all time and Will has just watched his (officially) most anticipated movie. Pat delves into one his most profound questions, how gay do origin celebrations get? Long Legs  Origin Fratelli Fresh Bowling Spelling Mistakes...

Pat reveals his newest tattoo which receives some mixed opinions from the studio, but the most important thing is that Pat is happy with it of course. Will and Pat share their recent night out, a rare occasion for the duo and something which produced some very awkward stories. Will needs some advice on a very sensitive topic, as one of his hinge matches goes awry.  Pat’s Tattoo Will’s Strange...

Back like they never left, the boys are on set with an episode filled with chaos. The most recent happenings in the social media regarding Sketch, Taylor Swift and some NRL blunders are discussed. The boys reminisce on a childhood favourite Sedgy Fergo, and wonder what she is up to nowadays. Will gives us the America trip itinerary.  Taylor Swift Sketch We Live in Time Kyle’s Trip America Sed...

Joe is back on the podcast, as he attempts to make amends for the worst episode ever. The boys rip into his recent school report, and talk about how popular Joe is at school. The boys stumble over what could be the most profound Simpson’s theory. What is the most cringe dog name you’ve heard? Jerseys Joe’s Report Drinking Tokens Pat’s Car Acting Scene Hawk Tuah Most Anticipated Movies Smelling Sal...

Will’s back with lots of treats and surprises… Soap exposes some dirty antics before the boys get right back into their groove. Pat tells his family he makes more money than them. Will’s Back Bobo Bakery Carnivwhore Diet Aussie Battler Family Airbnb TVs WWE The Simpsons True Crime Zach Bryan Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, eve...

Breaking news: Will quit the pod (just for today). He had a headache going to bed and woke up as a little bitch... anyways time for Pat to show us what he's really made of. On this ep we'll meet everyone lurking in the shadows... Will's Sick Carnivore Diet Hawk Tuah x Zach Bryan Soap Hot Seat Kody Hot Seat Felix Hot Seat Will Hot Seat Tobler Hot Seat Hotline Join the Proper Non Povo...

The real reason behind Will’s singular relationship status is revealed - he’s just "too busy" for a boyfie. Then we come back for seconds at witnessing Will’s autistic superpower. Are you not entertained?! Will’s Diet State of Origin Melbourne Girl Therapy Too Busy for a BF Dark Chocolate Autistic Superpower pt.2 Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of cont...

Have you ever wondered how deep Will can suck a dildo? Neither. Pat and Will consider all things Only Fans - how much they'd do it for, how much they've paid for other people's, and the limits of what they would and wouldn't do for a quick buck. Will also reveals his autistic superpower. Hawktuh Girl Kyle's Gone Travelling With Will Autistic Superpower Will's Horny Wank Only Fans Dildo Deepthroat...

The boys recap last night’s Sydney show; the highs and the lows, and Will gives some absolutely shocking news on his date. Will explains his desire for a certain medical procedure which might cause the need for some black market anti-boner pills.  Sydney Show Melbourne Girl Will’s date Circumcision Happy Couples Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of...

Sydney show is tonight, let’s ogeee! Listen in to hear the boys recap the tours so far, what’s the worst and best cities to go to? Someone has called Will out for a fight, but it’s not happening unless Pat’s going in as well. Pat gets confused between a triathlon and a marathon.  Melbourne Girl Ranking Podcast Shows Money Man School Mates Will’s Date Under Paris Hotline Join the Proper Non Po...