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Let us join hands and come together in this poor, haunted down of Burkittsville, Maryland to mourn the movie that could have been. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 was done so dirty and we have returned to the site of the crime to decide once and for all if this movie had any potential to begin with or if the studio was trying to scrap together a sinking ship. Spoiler alert, this is Eastwick levels...

Ooooh, man, there's a lot to get into here. Phoebe is trying to divorce her not demon demonic husband, Piper's having an angel baby that makes her invincible, and Paige is just kinda there??? It's a wild season, but Charmed is the magical juggernaut that it is and you just gotta trust the process. Today's modern recommendation is a Dynasty (2017). https://www.als.org/ https://www.e...

After the emotional whirlpool of Charmed season 3, we're back to discuss the aftermath. Evil Phoebe, new found sisterhood, and the messiest family you've ever met. It's all here today for our return to the Halliwell manor. Today's modern recommendation is a retraction. Go stream Man's Best Friend. Sabrina Carpenter is queen. https://www.eff.org/ Please take the time to check in...

From Cher to Rebecca Rojmin, we're ready to talk about Eastwick, baby! This book turned cult classic movie has attempted to reach our screens several times over and just can't stick the landing. Too bad. This 2010 icon was cancelled and now we only have a jam packed, bat shit crazy, unending mess that all gets tied up with the promise of a possessed Jimmy Olsen. It's a damned good time...

Charmed fans know what's coming. Let's talk about how the Halliwell sisters rise in the supernatural ranks before everything comes crashing down around them. From the married of Piper and Leo to the introduction of Phoebe's demonic paramour, there's a lot to talk about before things get sad. Today's modern recommendation is Superman (2025). Featuring Ace VO as Chloe Holloway an...

It's time for the drama. Our favorite Halliwell sisters are getting up to trouble as Piper enters a steamy love triangle with their whitelighter, Leo, and the hot neighbor guy, Dan. The drama is abound in this romance novel. Don't forget a new annoying co-worker/love interest for Prue, as if new powers weren't annoying enough. Oh, and demons. Lots and lots of demons. But that's jus...

Gather round, my spooky friends. It's time to tell a tale of nostalgia. Of witches and whitelighters and arbitrary morality. The Wiccan ways of the Charmed Ones are about to be revealed as we dive into the original icon of modern witchcraft, Charmed. Today's modern recommendation is a retraction. Fuck Doctor Odyssey. Featuring Ace VO as Chloe Holloway. https://www.eff.org/ Please take the...

Get a glass of haterade ready, it's time to go into Hex season 2. There is literally nothing more to say about this steaming hot pile of absolute shit. Today's modern recommendation is Date Everything. Featuring Lough Oliver as Louise and Crystalline ASMR Roleplay as Beatrix. https://www.eff.org/ Please take the time to check in with the Electronic Frontier Foundation and learn what your r...

Dark romance girlies, gather 'round. Today we have a take of Gothic proportions. Fallen angels, haunted colleges, and some weird colonization shit because of course there is. From Klaus Michaelson being a concerning fuckboy to Magneto's angel of the lord schtick, there's a lot to worry about in today's show. Let's jump on in to Today's modern recommendation is Nosferatu (20...

Oooooooh boy, we're back in the Spellman house after Aunt Hilda got married and moved away and Aunt Zelda... turned into an 8 y/o? Either way, we've got adult Sabrina the Teenage Witch working her way through the music industry. Ashanti, Avril Lavigne, and some insanely racist fictional artists for some reason. We got it all this season as Sabrina races her way down the aisle to marry the...

The only good thing about this season is being graced by the vampiric charisma of Sisqó, aka the artist behind the thong song. Not even Punky Brewster could save this one. We got exactly one Buffy the Vampire Slayer parody to open this season of Sabrina the Teenage Witch and it's all downhill from there. I don't know, man. Today's modern recommendation is North of North. Featuring Alex...

Let's go college years! Sabrina got into her dream school and is now fighting the fight of fitting in all over again. We've got the Clueless bimbo RA, the conspiracy theorist in the attic, and Punky Brewster. She's just there. And the best part of this whole season tbh. Today's modern recommendation is Leverage: Redemption. Featuring Alex Baxter Scott as Merlin the cat https://www....

It's senior year for Sabrina and the gang. Join us as she takes on her first mentorship, meets a witch hunter, and has her third emotional affair of the series. It's a wild time at Westbridge High. Today's modern recommendation is Matlock (2024). Featuring Alex Baxter Scott as Merlin the cat. https://www.eff.org/ Please take the time to check in with the Electronic Frontier Foundation...

Happy May Day! We interrupt your regularly scheduled Sabrina for a B-movie. Unfortunately, Sabrina Down Under is no longer available on streaming or less savory means of watching, so we decided to check out something totally different. Join us for chills, thrills, and kills at the hand of... a nerdy blonde chick with sugar daddy Satan. We were 90% sure this was a porno until we got to the end, hon...

As the rite of passage most teens go through, it's time for Sabrina to get her license. Her witches license. Join us as her many exciting cousins from the literal black sheep of the family to Sheryl Lee Ralph give her clues to solve the family secret. Because I guess pictographs is how licensing works. There's also evil twins. Today's modern recommendation is Beyond the Gates. Featurin...

And now time for something a little different. In today's Sabrina discussion we go all in on Sabrina in Rome, the TV movie event following our favorite teen witch on a mission to save her aunt lost in time! If we're being real, it's a short little adventure with not much to say beyond their use of Madonna, but that just means we had a little fun padding the runtime <3 Today's mo...

BEWITCHED (2005) IS AN INSPIRED MASTERPIECE AND NONE OF YOU WHO TANKED IT'S RATING DESERVE IT. Anyone who denies the inspired casting that is Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman as romantic leads is without joy in their life. Rediscover what it means to feel whimsy and give this delight of a second try. Do it for Samantha. Today's modern recommendation is Abigail (2024). https://www.eff.org/ Pl...

Get your pencils ready, we've got a witch of a season to study! While Sabrina gets ready for her witches license, we're enjoying the jumpscare cameos abound. With the return of Donald Faison and more Nickelodeon alumni like Kenan and Kel, we've got a full season of laughs and surprising chemistry making up wish for more. Dashiell will be avenged. Today's modern recommendation is Th...

Get your fingers pointed, it's time to discuss Sabrina the Teenage Witch! We get all into the messy, awkward fun that is season 1 with the stunning chaos of Penn and Teller, the whimsical styling of the late 90's, and the wildly inappropriate relationships peppered all around. Today's modern recommendation is Biz Barclay and Korriban Alumni Books videos on the Dollanganger series by V....

It's Bo's birthday week! We gather together with The Unknowable Guest to discuss the (sorta) feel gold classic, Practical Magic. We're got Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock as the best of sisters, generational curses turned demonic DV, and Dr. Kovac seems to be on a bad streak. Keep those midnight margaritas close. We've got a lot going on, witches. Today's modern recommendation...

We're back and it's time to get into a little bit of witchy business. Everyone knows the classic Sabrina the Teenage Witch, but have you ever heard of Elvira's failed sitcom from three years earlier? We look into the original TV movie and Elvira's pilot and see how credible we think the claims are that Sabrina copied her homework. Today's modern recommendation is Wicked (2024)....

Season 3 premiers January 23rd, 2025. Join your hosts, Rat and Bo, as they delve into the dark arts that is that 90's witchcraft. From Sabrina the Teenage Witch to Eastwick, these Charmed Little Witches are going over all the fun you can get up to when you're Bewitched. Narration by Gareth Heathcote. Music: "Gone Beyond" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commo...

As another season ends, it's time to look back at the shows we've enjoyed(?) over the last year. From Star Trek to Sam Raimi, we went all across the sci-fi genre. It's time for us to see who left the best impression after it all. Who had the eeriest prediction about the future? What were the most jarring cameos? Who served the most cunt? It's all loaded up for you in the first annu...

Lions, tigers, and bears. Oh my! Season 2 of Dark Angel seems to have exploded in scope and yet how much really changed? It's not like they predicted every major sociopolitical upheaval of the last 5 years. Oh, wait, they did. Strap in, folks, for the ride of a lifetime as Jessica Alba and Jensen Ackles take us for a wild ride through a Seattle so dystopian it feels like home. Today's mode...

The Unknowable Guest returns as we revisit the Y2K classic that Apollo seems to have used for target practice. Let's get into the show that predicted most major disasters of the next 20+ years of America and inspired fandoms obsession with getting Jensen Ackles pregnant. We're getting into all the gritty details of the show that propelled Jessica Alba into stardom, Dark Angel. Today's...