Writer's Bagel Basket

Scott kicks off March's "Baby Don't Hurt Me" month with probably the most upsetting film he's watched in Bagel Basket history, "Blank Check." Scott is joined by first time guest Kendra Beltran (Host of Crushgasm Podcast). They talk about the terrible adulting by everyone in this film, as well as question why Disney didn't have notes about Preston and Shaye, and they praise the great Tone Loc. But...

Ew, David! Scott and Hayleigh are talking about the love story of Patrick & David, and we love that journey for them. They discuss the wonderful chemistry of Dan Levy and Noah Reid, the amazing character development, and the amazing cover of Tina Turner's "Simply The Best." Also Scott shares more stories from when Scott and Hayleigh got engaged years ago, and tending to Hayleigh after her wisdom t...

Scott welcomes actor, model, singer Lara Fox back in her first solo guest spot episode to talk about the Sandler/Barrymore RomCom Classic, "The Wedding Singer." They talk about the sweet nature of this film, Lara forgot Steve Buscemi was in the film, and Scott remembers when he almost invited Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler to his Bar Mitzvah. Check it out because this movie warms our hearts! You...

Scott welcomes back comedian Ryan Beck to talk about Ryan's choice of a snub, "Rocky V." Ryan doesn't know if it's an Oscar snub, but feels it's a snub to say it is the worst of the "Rocky" film. Scott hears him out, and they go deep on this film. They discuss the fact that the robot from IV is not in this movie, Scott was babysat by a boxer, and the said truth of actor Tommy Morrison. Check it ou...

Scott welcomes back the great Christopher Brown to talk about the highly snubbed, "Ratatouille." They question the Oscars for not having a voice acting category, Christopher spills the tea on his hatred of Juno, and Scott talks about a "Carnival Lothario." Check it out! Thank you to DJ QUADS FOR THE TRACK USE OF LIVING IN STEREO. Listen to Christopher's other podcasts right here on the zero scienc...

New Year same great Bagel Basket tackling another Snubs & Shrugs for award season. Scott welcomes back Malorie Savran to talk about the 1996 quintuple Oscar nominated film "Jerry Maguire." Malorie couldn't make it through the entire movie, so Scott is explaining to her what she missed. They're baffled this is consider a "Comedy." Malorie is perplexed this was in the 90s zeitgeist for so long, and...

Scott welcomes back Christopher Brown (Old Men Yell At Cloud, When Scary met Stabby) to talk about the Disney+ reboot of "Home Alone," "Home Sweet Home Alone." They discuss how the main child is the films villain, why doesn't Rob Delaney's character have brain damage in the end, and Christopher adds a fun "truth" to the IMDB trivia. Check it out! Thank you to DJ QUADS FOR THE TRACK USE OF LIVING I...

Scott and Hayleigh are talking about the 2018 Netflix Christmas RomCom "The Holiday Calendar," a film they had to watch because of the insane description. They pitch better versions of the this movie, can't comprehend dressing up in character to see "A Christmas Story," and Scott quotes the darkest line from a tv show. Check it out for yourself! Thank you to DJ QUADS FOR THE TRACK USE OF LIVING IN...

Better late than never. We're ending 90s November a week later because we were sick last week. Scott and Hayleigh are talking about the 90s animated movie "The Iron Giant." Scott talks about looking like Hogarth as a kid, Hayleigh really hates Kent Mansley, and they briefly talk about the irony of Vin Diesel playing a robot. Check it out! Thank you to DJ QUADS FOR THE TRACK USE OF LIVING IN STEREO...

Scott continues 90s November with our favorite Disney and Boy Meets World expert Danielle Brown! They're talking about the Cold War spy episode of Boy Meets World. They dive into how Cory Matthews is the star, but the worst part of the show. Then they discuss why wasn't Henry Winkler in this episode, and Scott unleashes his Robin Williams impression. Nanu Nanu, check it out! Listen to Danielle's p...

Scott kicks off another 90s November with return guest Christopher Brown (Old Men Yell at Cloud, When Scary Met Stabby) to talk about the 90s family cold war comedy "Matinee." They discuss the genius that is John Goodman as Lawrence Woolsey, the fact that most of this kids could be serial killers, and Scott tells us another story about the Augustus Gloop's Mom kid watching this movie at a sleep ov...

Scott & Hayleigh are ending Shocktober with "What We Do In The Shadows" the Wellness Center episode. Hayleigh asks Scott if he would ever be tricked into joining a cult. Scott admits he was and still might be a die hard BNL fan, and they find more proof that Keanu Reeves is a perfect human. Check it out. Thank you to DJ QUADS FOR THE TRACK USE OF LIVING IN STEREO. Listen to Scott's new podcast Hel...

Scott is once again participating in "All The Horror" this time he welcomes Professor Ryan L. Terry. That's right we're going professional to talk about the 1999 Tim Burton film, "Sleepy Hollow." Ryan explains the history of cinema present in the, and Scott explains why a Matt Damon movie stopped Francis Ford Coppola from making this movie. Thank you to DJ QUADS FOR THE TRACK USE OF LIVING IN STER...

Scott and Hayleigh discuss the 2011 YA nightmare that is Catherine Hardwicke's "Red Riding Hood." They discuss the surprising lack of acting from the usually amazing Amanda Seyfried. They also discuss how Peter looks like a melted action figure, and Gary Oldman is delivering an 11! Check it out! Thank you to DJ QUADS FOR THE TRACK USE OF LIVING IN STEREO. Listen to Scott's new podcast Hell Is A Mu...

Scott and return Guest Christopher Brown (From Old Men Yell At Cloud & the new miniseries When Scary Met Stabby) talk about the 1996 Paramount flop "The Phantom." They discuss Scott's birthday where he thought his parents bought out the theater to see this movie. Chris talks creepy high school teachers , and the history behind this movie and original director Joe Dante. Check it out! Thank you to...

Scott and Hayleigh are talking about the Rick and Morty episode "Vat of Acid." They discuss everything from the song "It's in the way that you use it," to not knowing the meaning of words like pipe dream and sewing oats. Check it out! Thank you to DJ QUADS FOR THE TRACK USE OF LIVING IN STEREO. Listen to Scott's new podcast Hell Is A Musical right here on the zero science network link: www.zero-sc...

It's The season premiere! Scott Welcomes back Maggie & Ashleigh from Rock Candy back to talk about more music videos! They're talking about everything from Alice Cooper's Restaurant to Paul Abdul's strange relationship with MC Skat Katt. Also Scott pitches a romcom that should have been made. Check it out! You can follow along with us by watching the music videos here.: https://youtube.com/playlis...

Scott welcomes back Rock Candy's Maggie & Ashleigh to talk about the 90s rock comedy "Airheads." They talk about how they were supposed to record this episode in April, but it wasn't streaming anywhere. There's a huge discussion about Brendan Fraser bum, and more Joe Mantegna impression than you can shake a stick at. Check it out! Check out Rock Candy: https://rockcandypodcast.com/ Thank you to DJ...

Stars & Gripes continues with Scott welcoming first time guest Jenna Sokalski to talk about "Pleasantville." They dive deep into the age old hunk debate of William H. Macy vs. Jeff Daniels. They also try to figure out why Tobey Maguire would be so foolish to leave Pleasantville when he is a God, and there's more Dashboard Confessional talk than expected. Check it out! Follow Jenna On Instagram: ht...

Scott kicks off talking about Reese Witherspoon for Stars and Gripes with Hayleigh! They're talking about the 2001 comedy "Legally Blonde." Hayleigh talks about how the movie mirrors her life, they go into a million Jennifer Coolidge impressions, and there's a ton of talk about the awful hair trends boys did in the 90s. Let's just say they're talking about a semi-charmed kind of life...Check it ou...

Scott ends his birthday month right with return guest Christopher Brown. They're talking about Scott's second favorite movie of all time "The Thin Man." Christopher never has seen it and loves. They talk about knowing real life Gilberts, Scott auditioning for movies as a child, and the podcast full stops when Scott finds a tick on himself. Check it out. Thank you to DJ QUADS FOR THE TRACK USE OF L...

Scott welcomes back his Father Jon Kurland (the reason for the Blockbuster rule)to talk about, "To Kill A Mockingbird." They dive into the awkward reveal of Boo Radley, the career and look of child actor John Menga, and they wonder if there are animal method actors. Also Jon has a connection to one of the actors in the film via dentistry. Check it out! Thank you to DJ QUADS FOR THE TRACK USE OF LI...

Scott's Birthday Month Kicks off with him and Hayleigh talking about the 1999 cult classis "Mystery Men." Scott goes into how this was the first DVD he ever bought, they discuss the problematic nature of the Blue Raja, and there's plenty of Tom Waits talk! Check it out! Thank you to DJ QUADS FOR THE TRACK USE OF LIVING IN STEREO. Listen to Scott's new podcast Hell Is A Musical right here on the ze...

It's a little late, but we end AniMAYtion with the worst film we've done on this podcast. Scott and Hayleigh are talking the 90s nightmare that is Don Bluth's "Rock-A-Doodle." Scott would have preferred an Eddie Vedder style music lead, and Hayleigh tries tying this movie's lore with the Salem witch trials. Scott thinks there's a Jacob's Ladder style ending hidden with in and Ellen Greene impressi...

Scott continues AniMAYtion month with Jordan Morris (Jordan, Jesse, Go Podcast & the new Graphic Novel Bubble.) They're discussing the 1980s Saturday Morning cartoon Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends. Scott gets fixated on the Hulk handing a sweaty dollar bill to a bus driver, while Jordan points out the similarities of this doomed movie and "Spider-Man Turn Off The Dark." Jordan also talks about h...