Why Would You Make This?

We got Pizza Dogs, The Flying Elvis, "Sack is Back", and Hilariously Horrible Rape Vibes. Plus, Debuts and Departures Galore all during the 28th TNA PPV episode.

In our summary of the 27th episode, we talk about the Rules of Retirement, "You Signed Up", EVERY Man's Desire, Beard Enthusiast, Brother Skylar's Fatphobia, the Pole of Shame, and The Placebo Sack, all to celebrate the first show of 2003.

We discuss Psychic Aliens, The Time Traveler's Edition, A BeetleBorgs Spot, The Silent Auction Results, Hot Dog 'em, and Blowing your LOD Early on episode 26 of NWA TNA, the final episode of 2002.

In episode 25 (DEC 11th show), we discuss The Other Guys, Pestering Percy Pringle, 2000s Point and Click Adventure Music, Carry A Number, and a general dislike for BG James.

On Episode 24, we tastefully joke about Police Funerals, ZZ Top Tattoos, Multi-Leveled Wrestling Stories, DoryFunkJrHat.com, Wrestling Desert, What the BG stands for, and how it's always Time for my Time on the most unhinged episode so far. (PPV starts ~13:00)

We discuss The Worst Pride, The Loudest Silent Auction, Ripe Oranges, The Bad Stripper, Retire In Peace, My Straight Name, and A Glorpini Vibe. Also, Don West has no opinion during the 23rd NWA TNA PPV. Remember: Next Week Is A New Day.

In episode 22, we talk about Killing Characters, The Alpacalypse, The Most Unfortunate Segment in Wrestling History, The Other Other Harris Brother, Bi-Sexual Villains, Looking At Holes, Explosions, and Sickening Hindsight.

We discuss Jon and Gon Harris, Personal Growth, Tits, Sluts, Butts, The Lovin' War, Hotshots, and have Kayfabe Questions Answered during the 21st PPV episode.

We can't stop talking about The Steve Disney Company, What It Taste Like, The Gorilla Rule, Fake Heart Attacks, Peanut Butter, and The Lizard Lord during what is technically not the 20th TNA PPV show.

In this episode, We try to justify Tenay Interviews, Curt "The Finder" Hennig, Baby Birding, A Dislocated Bronco, Complicated Love Triangles, and Convincing Plants while we talk through the 19th NWA TNA PPV. (PPV starts ~8:40)

We discuss Abuser Logic, The Voltron Spot, Wrestling is Wrestling, Food is not Food, A Cartoon Human, Conspiracy Theory Ring Announcers, A Race Car Race, Jerry Lynn Merchandise, and the untethered chaos that is the 18th NWA TNA PPV episode. (PPV starts 14:07)

Episode 17 features Bad Elvis References, Post-Match Pull-Aparts, Boom-Siaka-Laka, Hate Crimes, A Kayfabe Question, and much more Total Nonsense All-over. (PPV starts 10:08)

PPV Episode 16 makes us talk about "A.I.Queda", "What the B and G really stand for", "Famous NASCAR drivers", and infamous the war-loving NWA TNA crowd. (PPV starts at 9:13)

Poor Investments, "Racoon Wrestlers", and lots of Wrestler Impersonations all during our summary and review of the 15th NWA TNA PPV and our 150th episode. (PPV starts 13:19)

Cowboys vs Not Cowboys, The Disgruntled Referee, An Investigation of Nepotism in TNA, and We expose our terrible education, as we try real hard to not get political. (Show starts 9:05)

We get Confusing Changes, 2000s Fashion, Celebrity Bumps, A Bad Puppet, and a New Financial Backer for Pay-Per-View Episode 13 (also 12) of TNA: The Asylum Years. (PPV Starts 11:42)

TNA films their second show in one day, and everyone is tired of it. There's non-stop run-ins and regret from anyone available, but at least one secret is revealed, kinda. (PPV starts 8:17)

During the 10th PPV, we get exactly what we want, but we regret it all, The Worst Sitcoms, Locker Room Ribs, Tag Team Troubles, all of it, as we wonder if anyone is paying attention to the story. (PPV Starts 13:56)

Choke-boxing, Cocaine Nazis, and Exploding Sharks, are some of the things that happen when we learn that there "Ain't No Heels at the Carnival" all during the 9th ever TNA PPV. (PPV Starts 12:24)

The company begins to very clearly fall apart in front of the fans, as the NWA authority interferes in matches, characters ignore their own declarations, and chaos reigns supreme at every angle. (PPV starts 13:24)

Episode 7 has so much Racial Division, Pointless Commentary, Disco Inferno, and Blood that it makes us want to call our Midwestern Mom Ref and our All Dad to tell them how sick it makes us. (PPV starts 13:03)

PPV number 6 brings a loss of production value and roster cuts as the company struggles to avoid losing more than the 2+ million dollars they already have lost. Bad Refs, Head Hats, and inconsistent characters are a few of the things considered good on this show. (PPV starts 10:45)

An episode so lackluster, the crowd is a highlight. It's becoming obvious we are DEEP into Russo territory with blatant race play, objectification of women, and rushed nonsense storylines. All of which make you wonder, if the writers even watch the show. (PPV starts 9:45)

Brother Skylar has many Kayfabe Questions that we are not ready for. We discuss joining a cult for a week, How NASCAR points probably work, What horrible monsters the crowd are, and Disrespectful Perverts all during the weakest PPV episode so far. (PPV starts 9:38)

Episode 3 brings us a continuation of everything we thought was over, along with brand new NWA TNA Tag Team Champions. We continue on with Subtle Racism, Overt Sexism, More Sexual and Physical Assault, and another really really fat guy. (PPV starts 9:08)