Why I Hate this Album

This week we're talking about Meat Loaf and his his hit single I'd Do Anything for Love. If you've ever wondered what he won't do, we've got the answers once and for all! Also in this prepisode music news of the weird, listener emails and we announce next week's album. In this episode we discuss adventure, vigilanties, cryptocurrency, bad nicknames, 11/22/63, House MD, math, lies, Michael Bay, kin...

This week we're bringing you part two of our already classic series about the Steven Seagal album Songs from the Crystal Cave, released in 2005. This album is back loaded, all the real crazy comes this week, we hope you enjoy! In this episode we discuss lies, harmony, monsters, romantic comedies, religious wars, humorless turtles, jealousy, secrets, slavery, annulments and so much more! Hatepod.co...

This week we're talking about the Steven Seagal debut album Songs from the Crystal Cave released in 2005. This is what we've been training for people! This episode is so insane we had to make it two for fear it would drive you and us mad! In this episode we discuss lies, bad takes, divorce, Russia, escalators, turquoise, easy listening, Jedi, ghosts, poison, tacos, accusations and so much more! Ha...

This week we're talking about the one hit wonder Zager and Evans and their forgotten song In the Year 2525 (Exordium & Terminus). We only know about this song because of a Futurama joke, so you know it's going to be a good one. Also in this prepisode music news of the weird, listener emails and we announce next week's album. In this episode we discuss Geno's relatives, kittens, critical theories,...

This week we're discussing one of the most successful country artists of the 80s, which was surprising since we'd never heard their music. We're talking about Alabama and their wildly popular album Roll on, released January 1984. In this episode we discuss pitch meetings, deep fakes, adultery, road trips, poetry, song requests, arson, soul sharing, poverty, boot straps and so much more! Hatepod.co...

This week we're talking about the late, great and very strange David Crosby. How strange? He wrote a song called Cowboy Movie about his friends in CSNY and recorded it with the Grateful Dead. So of course we're going to talk about it. Also in this prepisode music news of the weird, listener emails and we announce next week's album. In this episode we discuss writing movies, robbing banks, the old...

This week we are contractually obligated to discuss Yung Gravy and his album Sensational released May 31, 2019. If you have a marketable skill and would like to barter it for our suffering through an album of your choice let us know, we're probably interested! In the meantime enjoy us discussing this blonde midwestern giant for ninety minutes. In this episode we discuss running for sheriff, author...

This week we're going back to the strange and magical year of 1999 to discuss boy band LFO and their hit single Summer Girls. Also in this prepisode music news of the weird, listener emails and we announce next week's album. In this episode we discuss pranks, life changes, Lou Pearlman, product placement, South Carolina, abandonment issues, Don Knotts, townies, American Eagle, musical scores, gate...

Better late than never, this week it's the 2022 Year in Review! That time of year where we look back at the worst albums and singles we covered on the show, talk about what 2023 has in store and even spare some time for music we enjoyed last year. In this episode we discuss torching evidence, possums, scientific publications, Sweden, grappling hooks, Face/Off, tractors, radiation, being friends wi...

Shine your shoes, get on your knees and prepare to worship in his name! In this week's mega episode we're talking about Christian rock band Petra and their greatest hits album Pertrafied! The best of Petra, released in 1991. Don't know this band, no problem. Hate Christian music, even better. This album is insane! In this episode we discuss weight loss, Latin, myrrh, cover bands, oxen, hard truths...

This week we're listening to the king of 80s abstinence pop Jermaine Stewart and his song We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off released May 27, 1986. Also in this prepisode music news of the weird, listener emails and we announce next week's album. In this episode we discuss dancing, Kevin Bacon, Lennon vs. McCartney, hand grenades, cherry wine, bodies, role playing, human saddles, 50 Cent, false...

This week we kick off the new year by finishing the last episode of last year! The holiday episode was so long we broke it into two and this is the second half. In case you forgot, this year we're discussing the Insane Clown Posse album The Mighty Death Pop! released Aug. 14, 2012. In this episode we discuss icepicks, bullies, ninjas, honor, bazookas, confederations rainbows, smurfin, smells, sins...

It's that time of the year, where we paint our faces, get out the Faygo and exchange tales of murder and mayhem with America's favorite sticky clowns. Merry ICPissmass everyone! This year we're discussing the Insane Clown Posse album The Mighty Death Pop! released Aug. 14, 2012. In this episode we discuss the undercover homeless, dreams, nicknames, drug loafs, chainsaw arms, butterflies, tradition...

This week we're talking about the suspicious, vaguely Christmas themed Dan Fogelberg song Same Old Lang Syne. Never heard of him? Don't worry we hadn't either. Also in this prepisode music news of the weird, listener emails and we announce next week's album. In this episode we discuss Live with Kelly & Ryan, Garth Brooks, Jim Jones, conversation, emotional affairs, foreplay, tax fraud, adultery, b...

This week we're talking about The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats, released in 1982. What makes the dance so safe, why can't they wear hats, how are they still touring? We're still not sure. Also in this prepisode music news of the weird, listener emails and we announce next week's album. In this episode we discuss failure, sweatpants, Clue, genies, secondary locations, robbery, The Baader Meinho...

This week we give in to a request that has been made by one listener over 100 times. We're talking about the Twenty One PIlots album Blurryface, released May 17, 2015. In this episode we discuss experiments, imaginary friends, demons, crying, growing up, death, revenge, dream killers, amateur massage, mom points, old men and so much more! Hatepod.com | TW: @AlbumHatePod | IG: @hatePod | hatePodMai...

This week we're making a long overdue return to our friends Imagine Dragons. We're discussing their curious single Cut Throat released in 2021. Also in this prepisode music news of the weird, listener emails and we announce next week's album. In this episode we discuss spider powers, framing, strangling communities, ecclesiastical endorsements, beef, rats, Morrissey, Nickelback and so much more! ...

This week we're finally doing an album we actually like and may even love. We're talking about the Toadies album Rubberneck released August 23, 1994. We take the same critical eye to the album as always to answer the big question, do we hate it? In this episode we discuss family friends, different Earths, the Irish, Jesus, pride, baptisms, mean grandmas, dark secrets, breaking and entering, vampir...

This week our October Scaretacular…continues? Due to unexpected delays and Tim's love of all things spooky we're going to keep it going! So get out your mascara and black nail polish this week we're going goth with the debut Bauhaus single Bela Lugosi's Dead. Also in this prepisode music news of the weird, listener emails and we announce next week's album. In this episode we discuss math, spooky s...

This week is our annual horror movie and soundtrack crossover with the Texas Podcast Massacre. This year we watched Spawn the movie and then listened to Spawn: The Album, released July 29, 1997. Which is worse? You might be surprised. In this episode we discuss cenobites, Under Siege, capes, soul power, Topher Grace, lies, burns, extras, commitments, Wandas, wrong power machines and so much more!...

We're kicking off the Halloween celebrations a little late this year, but we're starting with a real crowd pleaser. This week we're talking about Avenged Sevenfold and their spooky song A Little Piece of Heaven. Also in this prepisode music news of the weird, listener emails and we announce next week's album. In this episode we discuss Billy Zane, bad nicknames, abominations, sea beasts, regrets,...

This week we're talking about Swedish pop sensation Ace of Base and their hit album The Sign, released Nov. 23, 1993. Things start lighthearted but quickly turn grim in the history and don't get better from there, enjoy! In this episode we discuss wild accusations, sympathizers, population-offs, podcast divorce, skull defects, toad licking, procreation, fantasies, lawsuits, glass coffins, brotherh...

This week we're headed back to the late 90s to discuss the Stabbing Westward song Save Yourself. Was it a hit? Some say yes, Tim says no. Join us this week to find out who's right and if we hate this song. Also in this prepisode music news of the weird, listener emails and we announce next week's album. In this episode we discuss impressions, Tom (B)rady, fabrications and inceptions, Dante, hustli...

This week we're talking about, long-time friend (and maybe nemesis) of the show Moby. Rather than talk about one of his critically acclaimed albums we're going to be talking about his "alternative rock" album called Animal Rights, released Sept 23, 1996. If you're wondering we're discussing the shorter UK version not the way too long US version, sorry we have better things to do. In this episode w...

This episode explores the second half of the life of musician GG Allin. In case you missed it, here's PART 1 . By now everyone should be aware, but just to be clear: If you found part one disturbing, be warned, part two is much worse. This is going to be gross and upsetting. You're welcome. In this episode we discuss battery, self-harm, bodily fluids, punk music, GG Allin, prison, enemas, prostitu...