We're So Fucking S*rry

We got married (and then we got divorced) - here’s why Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry we serve up a hot plate of nonsense. Did you know the fastest divorce supposedly happened in Kuwait? Did you know that Sam is an Aries? Did you know that Lucy has a vendetta against her driving instructor? Tune in for Chaos(™) as Sam and Lucy play the Wedding Game and get divorced again, and again, and again. Fo...

She’s a ten, but she listens to this podcast  - today on We’re so Fucking S*rry Sam and Lucy rate theoretical people in theoretical situations to discover whether or not they would theoretically date the (material gworl). Sam thinks if you have a dog, you’re a 12, meanwhile Lucy thinks that having a fish in your profile pic makes you, like, a 5. Listen in and play along with us! For all this...

Hello - and welcome to We're So Fucking S*rry, where Sam and Lucy r v sleep deprived lol (you have been warned). Tune in to hear what these two hooligans have been up to lately, including cracked sleep schedules, stories from the mine, and some general tired chaos (trademark emoji). For all this lack of zzzzzzzs, WSFS!

Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry we lose our god damn minds (lol). Sam and Lucy talk about video game characters, which ones they hate, which ones they love, and which ones they would like to eat. We spill the tea on why Luigi is better than Mario and call a Yugioh character daddy. In short, things get a liiiiiittle crazy. For all this cracked, crazed, and cuckoo banter - WSFS!

Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry we go off the rails with a very special guest, Kaz the DM! What starts as an innocent conversation about Kaz’s really cool rad art snowballs into an all out discussion about DND, including but not limited to: My mom’s elf ears, Kaz’s many, many sick DND sessions, Sam’s iconic DMing ability, and a dwarf named Dude. This one has excellent vibes friends, so hold onto y...

Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry, Sam & Lucy get artsy fartsy (wayo). We talk Art Trauma ™, the trouble with colour theory, and Kakashi from Naruto (Sam’s longtime husbando UwU). Together we dunk on shit art teachers and garbage art takes. If you wanna know our opinions about art (for some reason), then you’ve come to the right place! And don’t forget to tune into our twitter for a fun little g...

Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry, we go live to answer some questions taken directly from chat and from a reliable source: teen vogue. We share our recent dreams of inception and middle school, we talk about our biggest fears, our favourite seasons (which almost ends our friendship) and much more. For all this hot teen goss and more WSFS!

Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry we explore the wonderous world of mental illness and self care! From mental health to physical health Sam and Lucy investigate the ins and outs of taking care of ourselves. Listen in for the tips and tricks we use to take care of ourselves from the obvious (drink and water and shower), to the absurd (educating cashiers on the Battle of Hastings and stacking rocks)....

Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry we take it to the big city! Tune in to hear all about our favourite parts of visiting a city, some of which include walking, walking, and food. We talk about the wonders of street art, and some of the differences between small towns and city centres. For all these townies, urbanites, and city slickers, WSFS!

Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry we are sick and tired of the goddamn snow, so we plan a vacation that we’ll never go on. The spring has got us feelin’ wanderlust-y, and so we pretend to go to France. Listen in awe as we know nothing about budgeting, discuss potential activities, and reminisce on the tales of our past! For all this wandering, wayfaring, and weekending, WSFS!

Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry, Sam and Lucy play a game (devil emoji) - fate now rests in their hands. Will they press the button and suffer the consequences or will they leave the world the way it has always been? For all this pressin’, pushin’, and boopin’, wsfs!

Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry, Lucy and Sam finally realizes that they are full grown-ass adults, and they can do what they want AND NOBODY CAN STOP THEM. This includes, but is not limited to: Looking at ducks in the park, reading informational signs, wearing weird clothes, eating weirds snacks at weird times, sleeping when they want, fucking up our own hair, and doing everything we would have b...

Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry, it’s all about self care. Lucy and Sam talk about the ins and outs of fashion, hair, and personal grooming. We get all deep and thoughtful about the patriarchy and what its like to exist within its context. We’re talkin’ nail, hair, hips, heels and leg hair! For all this commotion, emotion, and more - we’re so fucking s*rry!

Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry - Lucy makes twitch affiliate!!!! Yayyyyy! So to celebrate, we talk about what got us into streaming, our favourite things about being an online person, and what it takes to survive online. For all these emotes, channel points and other perks - we’re so fucking s*rry!

Hi, welcome to Chaos - on today’s episode of We’re So Fucking S*rry we start off talking about devious licks, and then we kind of talk about childhood memories? Lucy recounts the time she saved Mecha’s life (ur welcome bro), and Sam tells us about her #emogirl days. Also - what if crime were legal? This one is a doozy guys, so shut up and strap in and get ready to rumble. For all this and more, we...

Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry - we’re live! To celebrate our 30th episode, we streamed our podcast live on twitch and got feedback from YOU, the Listeners! But don’t worry if you missed it, you can catch up on the conversation now! Sam and Lucy talk about their weekend, the podcast and figure out (once again) who is right and wrong on the “Am I the Asshole?” subreddit. Tune in to find out how ma...

In this episode we get squeaky clean - we’re talkin’ shower habits, the trouble with hair care, and the beauty of baths. So draw yourself a bath, pick your favourite poison, sit back, and relax - it’s self care baby! You deserve it! For all these soaps, suds, and sponges - we’re so fucking s*rry.

In today’s episode of We’re So Fucking S*rry we talk about Animal Crossing! Or at least we try to…In between conversations about house plants, interior decor and other junk, we spill the beans on our favourite villagers, our dreamies, and all the things we love (and hate) about the franchise! For the love of Tom Nook himself, we are so fucking s*rry.

Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry we’re takin’ shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots - everybodyyyyyy! Due to an Incident involving pickle juice and a lil’ bit of Sam’s charm, the girls decide to take on the monumental task of taking shots and shooting weird chasers so YOU don’t have to (you’re welcome)! If you wanna learn the Holy Grail™ of chasers, or listen to the girls take a shot live on air...

On this episode of We’re So Fucking S*rry we introduce you to our parents??¿? Well, just our moms really - tune into this episode if you wanna hear our very special guests Momma Sam and Momma Lucy spill some tea on empty nesting, retirement, and (potentially) embarrassing stories from our childhoods! For all this motherly loved we’re so fucking s*rry. Support us and check out additional content! k...

On this episode of we’re so fucking s*rry we make an island getaway! We answer age-old-island-related-questions such as, “If you could bring one thing to a deserted island, what would it be?” And, “Would you eat your podcast cohost if you had to?” Would Sam and Lucy survive? Or would they succumb to the island madness? For all these fish guts and coconuts, we’re so fucking s*rry.

Today on We’re So Fucking Srry it’s Season 2! And nothing has changed! New Year, Same Bitches! We talk about how we spent our holidays, things we got for Christmas (hehe bones), and we delve into the wild wild world of goal making (think SMART)(or dumb, if you’re us)! And most importantly, we thank you! For all this novel, newfangled, newness - we’re so fucking srry!! (Boy, it’s good to be back!)

Today on We’re So Fucking S*rry  We travel for the holidays! We talk about swimsuits and pool etiquette, we discuss previous travel stories like that one time Lucy got adopted by strangers at an airport, and transport you to a luxurious listening paradise. For all of our been there no care, we’re so fucking s*rry. 

This week on WSFS we’re kinda hungry - we talk about livin’ like students and eatin’ like students, we’re talking ramen noods and pizza babyyyyyy. Listen with ravenous awe as we discuss cafeteria food, Italy ™, and The Crow Incident. For all this snick, snack, paddywhack, we’re so fucking s*rry.

Its beginning to look a lot like...you get the picture. And on this episode of We’re So Fucking S*rry we stay all cozy inside while we talk about the cold outside! This one’s a fun one guys, get ready to hear about the wintery insanity of living in a northern community, where kiddos go to school in the dark and also come home, in the dark. Featuring the debate on the ethics of eating snow (don’t j...