Watching Worst Films

We do a little three hour Striptease for you as we tackle one of the weirdest films we've watched before. Then a bumper second half as Kyle presents his alternate 1996 Razzies. Music by Bruce Charles

We present our up to the minute take on Blonde, the least deserving Razzie-winner in history? Strange episode as we struggle to critique a movie that has no place featuring on this podcast. But stick around for the second half where you can hear the results of our predictions and find out who will be crowned the King of the Razzies. Music by Bruce Charles

This week we're off to Korea with 1981's Inchon, with a production infinitely more interesting than the film. Also on this episode: the return of an old friend, a number of opportunities for Kyle to speak about Casino Royale and a discussion of some of the omissions from 2002. Music by Bruce Charles

Get Swept Away on a romantic cruise with your two favourite podcast hosts where nothing can possibly go wrong... This episode also notable for Jericho and Kyle spending the entire second half ranting about Star Wars and James Bond. Music by Bruce Charles

"Do we get to win this time?" You be the judge as we watch John Rambo's second outing in First Blood Part II. As you can expect, there's much outrage from Kyle, much Arnie talk from Jericho and also a number of references to Paulie's Robot from the other big Stallone film of 1985. Also we become potentially the first podcast to discuss Aberdeen attraction Ramboland (RIP 1985-2013). Music by Bruce...

What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than with an entire movie devoted to it? We're joined by guest Marni Weinstein to discuss the 2010 Razzie-winning film Valentine's Day. Listen in for the answers to such questions as: how many roses are sold each Valentine's Day? What pasttime connects clowns and adulterers? And who did we unamimously crown as the  MVP of this film? Music by Bruce...

Guest Cieran McCusker joins the podcast to finish watching a movie he started five years ago, as we cover 2017's The Emoji Movie. If you've ever wondered what's hidden in the dark recesses of a teenage boy's phone then this is the podcast for you! Music by Bruce Charles

We're joined on the podcast by Darren Doane, Razzie-winning director of Saving Christmas. We chat about the intersection between punk rock and faith-based cinema, the procedure of finding out you've been nominated for a Razzie and what other Razzie-winning film Darren has a connection to. Music by Bruce Charles

It's awards season which means we're bringing you our 2022 Razzie preview. In the first half of the episode we make our predictions, then in the second half see how wrong we got it as we react to the nominations. Music by Bruce Charles

You can't rely on anyone else to know who killed you these days, which is why it's so important to do it yourself. On this episode we attempt to set the record for most mentions of David Lynch in a single podcast, we talk about a great year for Chuck cinema and  we go off on extended Rick & Morty riffs, which were recorded before recent revelations. Music by Bruce Charles

On this episode we cover 1994 and Color of Night, a film that doesn't actually feature that much night. However it does feature Bruce Willis' penis, barracuda advice and one of the Razzies' funniest death scenes. Music by Bruce Charles.

What does it take to change the essence of a man? Find out on this week's special as we cover the work of Steven Seagal with his directorial debut, On Deadly Ground. Music by Bruce Charles.

On this episode we cover Leonard Part 6, the spy parody that isn't much of a spy film and isn't much of a parody. If that wasn't bad enough, it also stars Bill Cosby. Thankfully in the second half, you can look forward to our weekly discussion of Sylvester Stallone's nomination, an Elaine May love-in and a Garbage Pail Kids loath-in. Music by Bruce Charles

It's our holiday special and we get a little help from our friend Kirk Cameron to put the Christ back into CHRISTmas. That's right, it's 2014 and we're Saving Christmas. So come on in, grab an empty mug of hot chocolate, learn about the hidden symbolism of candy canes, find out who is putting Jesus in the corner and discover why the real Santa was a bad dude. Music by Bruce Charles. 

For the first time in WWF history, we bring you an episode longer than the film. That's how inspiring we found Dirty Love and the year of 2005. So come on in to find your white pony,  discover which world landmark has a Razzie and help us solve the case of Mike Bigelow: Mystery Directorio. Music by Bruce Charles

This week we cover 1992's Shining Through, also known as the decade's other Liam Neeson movie set in Nazi Germany.  Jericho founds the Legendary Sunflower Fanclub and Kyle makes a startling confession about Sylvester Stallone. All this and more inside! Music by Bruce Charles

It's our second special which means it's time for your check up from Michael Morbius M.D. That's right, we're tackling 2022's other leading Razzie contender, Morbius. What do Bob Dylan and Dr Michael Morbius have in common? Did Dr Michael Morbius create the coronavirus? How much does Kyle wish we were watching Blade instead? The answers to all these questions are inside... Music by Bruce Charles

This week we watch The Lonely Lady, the story of a woman who is chewed up and spat out by the Hollywood machine, starring an actress who would never work again. Also on this episode, Kyle has some choice words for Mr Razzie (please come on the show) and Jericho discovers some repressed childhood trauma. Music by Bruce Charles

We know you've been biting your lips in anticipation but part two of our 2015 double bill is here at last! Buckle in for our discussion of Fifty Shades of Grey where we'll attempt to get to the bottom of mysteries like: Why does Christian never takes his jeans off? Who cleans the Red Room? Where does he keeps his X-Box and stuff? Music by Bruce Charles

Unfortunately 2015 Razzie voters found it too hard to separate Fantastic Four and Fifty Shades of Grey so this week it's clobbering time as we bring you our first double bill.  Who knew a film that gives you Homer Simpson, Tim Heidecker and Chet Hanks within the first five minutes could be so disappointing? Part Two- Fifty Shades of Grey to come on Friday. Music by Bruce Charles

Wow! We've got one hell of an episode here for you folks. By the end of this podcast you'll have heard Absolute Proof that the 2020 Golden Raspberry was stolen. Listen in for our growing resentment towards Mr Razzie and new levels of "This is not a film." Also: due to Jericho forgetting when the midterms were, we're bringing you this episode out of sequence. Join us next week for Fant4astic Shades...

On this episode we take a trip to a place called Kokomo with 1988's Cocktail. So pour yourself a drink, sit back and enjoy! Music by Bruce Charles

For our first special, we tackle our tip for the 2022 Razzies, My Son Hunter. Join us as we watch Breitbart's cutting expose about President Joe Biden, his son Hunter and their shared love of sitting in limosines. Fittingly, laptop issues led to poorer sound quality than usual. However normal service will resume next week.  Music by Bruce Charles

Do you know what's worth fighting for, when it's not worth dying for?  Find out on this episode where we tackle Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, a film which transformed our brains from a mass of grey and white matter into a pile of useless mush.   Music by Bruce Charles

This week we journey off to 1981 and the second Razzie Worst Picture Winner, Mommie Dearest. We also cover one of the most contentious years for nominees with Heaven's Gate, Tangerine Dream and Daniel DeVito all receiving nominations. Warning: This episode may contain wire hangers. Music by Bruce Charles