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This is part one of an epic recap Summer House begins its reunion and the cast charges out of the gate to slay the WesManda dragon. We even get to see the moment West discovers his dingaling has been leaked to the press from his “hacked” phone. He makes history by being a dick in two places at once. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreo...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Below Deck Down Under barrels towards the finale with Daisy and Ben going to war, and it’s glorious. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watc...

This is part one of a two-part recap! Below Deck Down Under barrels towards the finale with Daisy and Ben going to war, and it’s glorious. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com...

Southern Hospitality celebrates Michols’ So Dot Gay cover with a demotion over email, rebuffed apologies from Grace Lilly, and a new entrant to Bravo’s ongoing Terrible Mother of the Decade contest. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets...

This is part 2 of a two-part recap The Valley tries to have fun on its drag night, but Danny ruins it almost as completely as he’s ruining his marriage. LaLa drags him, Janet offers Nia an apology, and Kristen is told to face that facts that her alliance can’t withstand this mess and she needs to step inTo watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Pa...

This is part one of a two-part recap The Valley tries to have fun on its drag night, but Danny ruins it almost as completely as he’s ruining his marriage. LaLa drags him, Janet offers Nia an apology, and Kristen is told to face that facts that her alliance can’t withstand this mess and she needs to step inTo watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to...

Bravo has spun off Summer House into a new show called In the City, which is the East Coast answer to The Valley. Get ready for a lot of dead end relationships and people making babies with losers they should never have even dated. We’re ready! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Kyle and Amanda kinda break up on the Summer House finale and Lindsay gets closure with Carl. Then West announces to Ben and America that he doesn't want to give Ciara the wrong idea before going to make out with Ciara, giving her the wrong idea. Can’t wait to watch him get ripped for the next three weeks. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes,...

This is part one of a two-part recap Kyle and Amanda kinda break up on the Summer House finale and Lindsay gets closure with Carl. Then West announces to Ben and America that he doesn't want to give Ciara the wrong idea before going to make out with Ciara, giving her the wrong idea. Can’t wait to watch him get ripped for the next three weeks. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episo...

This is part 2 of 2 The men on Below Deck Down Under can’t get over themselves, and Jenna takes the blame for it, which we don’t like.  Meanwhile, Ben undermines Daisy with a whole fish fiasco. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets...

This is part one of a two-part recap The men on Below Deck Down Under can’t get over themselves, and Jenna takes the blame for it, which we don’t like.  Meanwhile, Ben undermines Daisy with a whole fish fiasco. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and Jun...

It's another fun week of Bravo headlines. This week we are talking about Bravo's schedule announcements and Bethenny fighting with Dina's kid over shoes. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens . To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestr...

The Real Housewives of Rhode Island is stuffed with big scenes, starting with Alicia driving over a bridge, Jo-Ellen confronting her mother about neglect, and finally Rosie ejecting Kelsey from her house in a fit of square footage rage.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NY...

Cynthia’s big gala on The Real Housewives of Atlanta turns into a wet, hot mess after torrential downpours and stormy drama threatens to upend it all. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Find bonus episodes at...

The cast of Southern Hospitality finishes their trip to the Dominican and returns to Charleston where Maddi and Grace finally have a face-to-face talk. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Find bonus episodes a...

This is part 2 of 2 The mask continues to slide off Danny’s face as he leans into passive-aggression, condescension, and general rudeness on The Valley . But did he really think he could go toe to toe with Lala? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5,...

This is part one of a 2-part recap The mask continues to slide off Danny’s face as he leans into passive-aggression, condescension, and general rudeness on The Valley . But did he really think he could go toe to toe with Lala? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on Jun...

This is part 2 of a 2-parter On a ski-themed final weekend, Carl and Kyle get into a heated fight on Summer House , but maybe it’s Amanda’s furtive embrace of West that’s most notable. Come relive the dying embers of this marriage with us.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our...

This is a part one of a 2-part recap On a ski-themed final weekend, Carl and Kyle get into a heated fight on Summer House , but maybe it’s Amanda’s furtive embrace of West that’s most notable. Come relive the dying embers of this marriage with us.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream ticket...

This is part one of a two-part recap Below Deck Down Under brings on a new stew, and she’s here to back Ellie up. It’s war! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...

This is part one of a two-part recap Below Deck Down Under brings on a new stew, and she’s here to back Ellie up. It’s war! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...

The Real Housewives of Rhode Island are still at the Newport mansion this week. Who will be the biggest pill? And will Rulla actually show up to work or will her affair continue to haunt the episode without her? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5,...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The Real Housewives of Atlanta are in Texas, where half the ladies refuse to ride a horse and the other half try to figure out where cattle is supposed to run to. K Michelle finally decides she might like these women after all and Kellie tries to take down Porsha on a sprinter van. She fails. Yeehaw! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and g...

This is part one of a two-part recap The Real Housewives of Atlanta are in Texas, where half the ladies refuse to ride a horse and the other half try to figure out where cattle is supposed to run to. K Michelle finally decides she might like these women after all and Kellie tries to take down Porsha on a sprinter van. She fails. Yeehaw! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, a...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion ends with a whimper as Dorit, Kyle and Erika refuse to reconcile. Aw, the Fox Force Five is officially dunzo and in the ground. How will we move on? We’ll find out next year! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at...