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Tom Sandoval confides in Lisa about his dark times and then tries to worm his way back into the group by crashing See You Next Tuesday at SUR on Vanderpump Rules (S11E03).  Plus, New Scheana has a very Y2K fashion moment in the back alley with Tom.  This is a two part recap.  Stay tuned for part 2 soon!   To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House...

An aspiring matchmaker moves to Amsterdam to try and bang clients, which seems completely ethical and sane. We’re here to egg her. On. Egg her on. This is House Hunters International S176E03, and we watched it on Max! Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

We’re only one episode into Below Deck (S11E02) and things are already going to crap. The stews are fighting, the bosun is in a fog, and the guests are infecting the hot tub. This can only mean one thing: it’s gonna be a good season! To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streami...

Things start looking bad for a certain player this week on The Traitors, so the producers step in and save them with ye ole cleansing fire. It’s all very Biblical. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.com F...

Things start looking bad for a certain player this week on The Traitors, so the producers step in and save them with ye ole cleansing fire. It’s all very Biblical. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.com F...

The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E15) resumes with the most chaotic gondola ride in human history, followed by a gay pride celebration (natch), and finally Kiki baring her soul to Lisa, who, unsurprisingly, is awful about it!  To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House trailer bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming t...

On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E15), Sutton spreads Merce’s ashes - mainly on the other women - and then everyone attempts some flamenco dancing because… Spain! To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcra...

Welcome back to part 2 of our Vanderpump Rules recap (S11E02).  Sandoval makes his big return just in time for his birthday party. But the real star is his assistant Ann, who must balance between his social calendar and Ariana’s emo night plans. Grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com...

Sandoval makes his big return to Vanderpump Rules (S11E02), just in time for his birthday party. But the real star is his assistant Ann, who must balance between his social calendar and Ariana’s emo night plans. This is part 1 of a two parter. Grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchw...

On this week’s Instagram Live chat, we discuss Kandi leaving RHOA, the Summer House/RHONY/Southern Hospitality love triangle, RHOBH reunion gossip, the Traitors, and rumors that a certain city might be given another chance. Join us live every other Monday on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappens  To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go t...

Below Deck returns for its eleventh season with a new captain and some really horny swinger guests from Texas. Will their constant boners be the death of ours? To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.c...

A renegade tries the wrong Housewife on this week’s episode of the Traitors. Will he be muuuuuurdered for it? To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcra...

A boat ride turns into a juice box assault disaster on Real Housewives of Miami when Lisa loses her shizz because people ask her not to feed the local dogs by tossing chicken into the water. Yes. This is actually what this episode is about, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watch...

*This is part two of a two-part recap* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E14) are still in Spain. Crystal has a blood pressure freakout, Erika gets snockered after a day of praying, and Sutton throws a dinner party with her dead dance teacher. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both l...

*This is part one of a two-part recap* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E14) are still in Spain. Crystal has a blood pressure freakout, Erika gets snockered after a day of praying, and Sutton throws a dinner party with her dead dance teacher. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both l...

**This is part 2 of a two-part recap** Vanderpump Rules returns for season 11 and there’s brand new melancholy music, a sad man alone with his plants, and a lot of people trying to figure out how they’re supposed to like each other all the sudden. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets f...

Vanderpump Rules returns for season 11 and there’s brand new melancholy music, a sad man alone with his plants, and a lot of people trying to figure out how they’re supposed to like each other all the sudden. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb...

A lady who works for a pet food company and a pilot who’s obsessed with foyers attempt to find the perfect house.  Will it be a colonial from his childhood or a Foursquare from her plainest dreams?  Be sure to watch House Hunters S147 E2: Old vs. New in St. Louis on Max. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benma...

The Southern Hospitality (S02E07) kids head to Miami for their big trip, but there’s tension in the crew.  Maddi hates everyone, Oishin is a sore sport, and Brad seeks BJ rumor redemption.  At least Will doesn’t have a sling anymore! To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awar...

The reality stars continue to run around like chickens with their heads cut off on The Traitors (S02EP05), which is appropriate because it’s all about wacky birds on this week’s episode.  Plus, a familiar face returns to the castle.  Then on Potomac Karen attempts to engineer a cast trip to Surrey county.  Instead, a few of them do yardwork.    RHOP discussion starts...

The reality stars continue to run around like chickens with their heads cut off on The Traitors (S02EP05), which is appropriate because it’s all about wacky birds on this week’s episode. Plus, a familiar face returns to the castle. Then on Potomac Karen attempts to engineer a cast trip to Surrey County. Instead, a few of them do yardwork.    RHOP discussion starts at...

It’s off to Mexico City for The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E13) where Alexia and Larsa get into a Todd fight.  Meanwhile, Marysol overheats, Kiki is horny, and Lisa tries to order a red velvet cake.  Plus, Guerdy confronts Larsa at a performance art dinner with half naked waiters in bunny masks.  To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.co...

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E13) cast trip gets under way as the ladies head to Spain where they encounter a sexy chef, some small ghosts, and Annemarie’s questionable apology tour.  It’s enough to make you hop out of a van and puke on the side of the road.  To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tic...

*This is part two of a two-part episode* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E19) concludes its three part season 4 Reunion with a flop of a burn hook and an equally as floppy shiner confession. Is anyone here to be believed, and is Monica gone for good? Fingers crossed for a Linda surprise. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...

*This is part one of a two-part episode* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E19) concludes its three-part season 4 Reunion with a flop of a burn hook and an equally as floppy shiner confession. Is anyone here to be believed, and is Monica gone for good? Fingers crossed for a Linda surprise. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...