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The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E04) get together for the third annual charity softball game, but Marge is playing hardball when her team starts to fall apart right in front of her eyes. The only winner in all of this is Biscuit the dog, and it’s because Jen blatantly cheated and handed her a fashion award. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappe...

This week on Summer House (S08E14) The CEO debuts her app and Lindsay and Carl don’t read the signs around them at the Apocolypse party. One more week until it’s all blown to smithereens! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow...

This is part 2 of a two-part recap! Part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E17) brings appearances by Ally Bally and Jo. There are a lot of tears and tons of gaslighting by terrible Bravo men, and we end with a huge chicken skewer fight. Does it get better than this? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.co...

This is part 1 of a two-part recap! Part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E17) brings appearances by Ally Bally and Jo. There are a lot of tears and tons of gaslighting by terrible Bravo men, and we end with a huge chicken skewer fight. Does it get better than this? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.co...

The cast trip on The Valley (S01E10) continues, and Zack terrifies poor Janet when he pretends he’s going to show up on her Babymoon. We’re not sure where this is going, but one thing you can be sure of? Jax will call Brit an alchie every five minutes until we all believe it.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes a...

This is part 2! On Below Deck (S11E16), Captain Kerry calls for a cabin check, but Ben has other plans. Also, Barbie needs a break.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @b...

This is part one of a two-parter On Below Deck (S11E16), Captain Kerry calls for a cabin check, but Ben has other plans. Also, Barbie needs a break.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappen...

This is part 2 Joe Gorga celebrates his birthday on The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E03) with what else? Focaccia letters! Plus, Jen Fessler finds herself caught between Rachel, Margaret, and Tre. This won’t end well.  Afterwards, we check in on the Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E09) season finale around 29:00 minute mark. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com...

This is part 1 of a two-parter Joe Gorga celebrates his birthday on The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E03) with what else? Focaccia letters! Plus, Jen Fessler finds herself caught between Rachel, Margaret, and Tre. This won’t end well.  Afterwards, we check in on the Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E09) season finale. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch th...

This week on Summer House (S08E13), the men are extra ridiculous, and the women don’t let any of their BS fly.  Between Carl wanting more softness and Kyle wanting to cage Amanda, it’s enough to make our blood boil.  Again. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episode...

This is part 2 It’s time for part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E16)!  Turns out all is not well between Katie and Ariana, at least according to Lala.  Also, Sandoval has words for Rachel.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watc...

This is part one! It’s time for part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E16)!  Turns out all is not well between Katie and Ariana, at least according to Lala.  Also, Sandoval has words for Rachel.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/w...

It’s time for the cast trip on The Valley (S01E09) and everyone’s going except our mariposa Kristen. Too bad: she’s missing out on barfing, slapping, and other messy moments. Speaking of messy, standing ovation for Janet’s gays who put on the pantomime performance of the year. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Pat...

*This is part 2* Summer House MV starts at around 25:40 On Below Deck (S11E15) Paris follows Fraser’s orders and it gets her called straight into the Captain’s office. Whoops! Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard , Simon and Bria are still making a lot of drama over a flamingo and Natalie starts too much drama to take on. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Wat...

*This is part one of a two-part recap!* On Below Deck (S11E15) Paris follows Fraser’s orders and it gets her called straight into the Captain’s office. Whoops!  Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard , Simon and Bria are still making a lot of drama over a flamingo and Natalie starts too much drama to take on. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap a...

This week in Bravo news, RHOBH is filming and there are noobs and new splits. Tom Schwartz makes a block-y move on Jo right before the reunion airs, Bravo announces its renewed shows, and Andy Cohen is cleared of wrongdoing by…someone? We are live every other Monday on Instagram at 530 PST! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus ep...

*This is part 2 of 2* The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E02) celebrates Nate’s brain surgery with a party down the shore, and the women gather in teams and vow to ignore each other the rest of the season. Who will win this cold war? And why is it Olivia? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcr...

*This is part 1 of a 2 parter* The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E02) celebrates Nate’s brain surgery with a party down the shore, and the women gather in teams and vow to ignore each other the rest of the season. Who will win this cold war? And why is it Olivia? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/wa...

Poor Carl just can’t get any support this week on Summer House, at least that’s what he’s going to tell us over and over again until we believe it. Amanda tries to break the news to Kyle that she might possibly one day make a swimsuit and he sobs drunkenly and stomps around in a mullet. Not a great week for the men of Bravo. Yikes, boys.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappen...

*This is Part 2 of a Two-Parter* This week, Dwell Hello is live for the first time ever at the Netflix is a Joke Comedy Festival in Los Angeles. We cover House Hunters Agents Gone Wild S01E14 “Nudist Newcomers in Florida”, which we found on YouTubeTV. Hold on to your seats. It’s an hour and a half of pasty nudity jokes. Enjoy!  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch...

This is part one of a two-parter* This week, Dwell Hello is live for the first time ever at the Netflix is a Joke Comedy Festival in Los Angeles. We cover House Hunters Agents Gone Wild S01E14 “Nudist Newcomers in Florida”, which we found on YouTubeTV. Hold on to your seats. It’s an hour and a half of pasty nudity jokes. Enjoy!  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watc...

Janet tries to flex her power by withholding invites from Kristen and Zach to her baby bachelorette trip this week on The Valley. Little does she know that…well, the audience kinda hates her and will never forgive her for trying to ban empaths. Good luck with all this, lady! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patre...

*This is part 2* Vanderpump Rules (S11E15) is done for the season… and maybe forever? Or maybe it’s just the end for Ariana?  We have so many questions!  What an awkward way to celebrate Kyle Chan.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/wat...

*This is part 1* Vanderpump Rules (S11E15) is done for the season… and maybe forever? Or maybe it’s just the end for Ariana?  We have so many questions!  What an awkward way to celebrate Kyle Chan.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/wat...

On Below Deck (S11E14) a sprig of parsley is enough to cause a domino effect of drama.  Plus, Fraser locks lips with a guest!  Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard , an inflatable flamingo may end Simon and Bria. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes a...