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Sutton host an ugly leather pants party on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip , and Kyle reflects on thirty years of marriage. Plus, Vicki plays the role of Ramona. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! The Real Housewives of Orange County heads to Vegas for an exciting evening of FOMO and electromagnetic frequency poisoning. Poor Heather wishes she didn’t just have a buddy, but a purse stool too. And meanwhile Emily and Gina get into a fake fight to show that they’re not monolith (but they are). To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get...

This is part one of a 2-part recap! The Real Housewives of Orange County heads to Vegas for an exciting evening of FOMO and electromagnetic frequency poisoning. Poor Heather wishes she didn’t just have a buddy, but a purse stool too. And meanwhile Emily and Gina get into a fake fight to show that they’re not monolith (but they are). To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and g...

The Next Gen NYC odyssey to Bravocon continues as the cast plunges right into the fandom, despite not really understanding what the fandom is all about. Somehow this leads to Ariana and Charlie flirting, Shai and Ava flopping, and Georgia wearing feathers in her eyes. Also appear in the show [checks notes]... us? Fun! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free list...

This is part 2 of 2 The Valley continues its reunion as Danny finally has to answer for his behavior. It was hard to tell if he was sitting in the hot seat or a high chair. Also, Luke had predictably terrible answers to every question thrown his way. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watch...

This is part one of a two-part recap The Valley continues its reunion as Danny finally has to answer for his behavior. It was hard to tell if he was sitting in the hot seat or a high chair. Also, Luke had predictably terrible answers to every question thrown his way. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to...

The McBees have a new scheme to save the farm, and spoiler: it’s a puppy mill for miniature cows. The breeding continues as Kacie announces she’s pregnant again, a ranch hand is gonna propose to his gal, and Steven is going to move to Texas against his girlfriend’s wishes. Yikes. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free list...

House of the Dragon ends its season with a real nailbiter of a battle. Good guys die, bad guys die, and Rae Rae completely loses the plot and goes full fascist crazy person complete with chainmail habit and a new vertical eyeliner lewk. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ....

The guy from Charleston lives up to the stereotype this week on Below Deck Med and Gen’s head almost pops off when she has to start another charter without being named chief stew. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappe...

Let’s hang out and read over some Bravo headlines! This week, we check out the RHOSLC noobie’s Insta, cry over Amanda leaving RHOBH, and ponder the rumors that Shannon Beador might be a monster. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens . To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newslet...

The first Real Housewives of Atlanta is chock full of body slams, social media disses and a lot of laughs. Porsha and K Michelle go head to head over a shared ex and Drew the ladies fight over how wrong it is to body shame each other before…body shaming each other. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Pa...

Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip comes back to celebrate 20 years of Housewives. There are shenanigans, classic clips, and one really obnoxious lady with a snore button and a screech that will haunt us for the rest of our lives. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .&nbsp...

Next Gen NYC heads to Bravocon. Ariana’s love intentions get murky, Shai is ostracized, and Charlie tries to convince Emira that he’s not so bad. Good luck with that. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ro...

This is part 2 of 2 The Valley starts its reunion with Brittany detailing why her feelins is hort and Zach trying to explain why he doesn’t like Janet. Again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on I...

This is part one of a 2-part recap The Valley starts its reunion with Brittany detailing why her feelins is hort and Zach trying to explain why he doesn’t like Janet. Again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and...

This is part 2 of 2 This crazy kids did it! Daddy’s in jail and the banks are probably foreclosing in the McBee Chapel Industry, so Kacie and Cole drop five bucks for a wedding strip mall marriage. At least the Elvis is in no danger of getting dragged away by the cops. In theory. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free list...

This is part 1 of a 2-part recap This crazy kids did it! Daddy’s in jail and the banks are probably foreclosing in the McBee Chapel Industry, so Kacie and Cole drop five bucks for a wedding strip mall marriage. At least the Elvis is in no danger of getting dragged away by the cops. In theory. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get...

House of the Dragon inches towards the season finale with a spicy penultimate episode that sees a major character maybe dying (but probably not), an annoying doofus turning into a traitor, and one very beleaguered person having an unexpected moment of triumph.  Plus, some major dragon-on-dragon violence. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go...

Nathan flounders in his role as bosun this week on Below Deck Med when he shows up late with barely an explanation and then later messes up his back.  Meanwhile, Aesha winds up on deck while Gen predictably loses her mind under Kayley’s reign.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus epi...

The season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta sees K Michelle debuting her new country album, which somehow leads to Drew Sidora tumbling down onto the floor. It’s a peppy little coda to a mostly entertaining season. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappe...

This is part 2 of 2 This week on Real Housewives of Orange County , Tamra throws a box party so the women can understand what sort of box they’re in.  Is the “boring box” available? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @w...

This is part one of a two-part recap This week on Real Housewives of Orange County , Tamra throws a box party so the women can understand what sort of box they’re in.  Is the “boring box” available? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow u...

On The Real Housewives of London , Karen throws a dinner party which Panthea promptly ruins by probing Amanda for deets on her divorce(s) and then accusing Juliet of being fake.  Gasp! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcr...

The Valley wraps up its season with Danny Booko finally having a moment of introspection and regret, followed by heartfelt apologies for the whole cast.  Just kidding! He dresses up like vampire Jonathan Lipnicki and annoys a party of already very annoying people. Thankfully, Janet bonks him with a plastic cup. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free w...

Kacie’s tallow threatens to tear the family apart in the most bland way possible on The McBee Dynasty . Is there any hope for this future Shark Tank reject? Plus, with a Vegas trip looming and an event called Cowboy Christmas to attend (not a Western themed gay orgy, sadly), the family must weather a new challenge: the most pessimistic rumor EVER about Steven Jr. and Kacie. Grab your oversized cof...