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This is part 1 of a 2-part recap! Below Deck Mediterranean sputters to a close as nearly every person on the boat finds someone to kiss. Except the chef, of course. Plus, the mawb wives leave and a baby arrives. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...

The ladies head to glamorous Miramar Beach, Florida, for a cast trip on Married to Medicine . Some play with dolphins, some ride jeeps, and all have something to say about Heavenly. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcr...

This is part 2 of a two-part recap The Real Housewives of Potomac heads out on a long and windy existential journey to nowhere as Angel schedules the women to go flyfishing in the middle of nowhere a mere hours before their flight. It’s cringey and hilarious all at once. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Fi...

This is part 1 of a 2-part recap The Real Housewives of Potomac heads out on a long and windy existential journey to nowhere as Angel schedules the women to go flyfishing in the middle of nowhere a mere hours before their flight. It’s cringey and hilarious all at once. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find...

GG surprises the group with Dennis on their trip to Palm Springs on The Valley: Persian Style .  Meanwhile, a medium has very specific reads about Reza Jackson’s early years. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrap...

This is part 2 of 2 Rachel Zoe hosts a dinner party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and things get pretty awkward pretty quickly. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hos...

This is part one Rachel Zoe hosts a dinner party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and things get pretty awkward pretty quickly. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted...

This is part 2 of 2 The gays celebrate their engagement on Southern Charm , but the drama lies squarely with the straights as Craig does damage control with Salley and Austen plays house with Audrey. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow...

This is part 1 of a 2-part recap The gays celebrate their engagement on Southern Charm , but the drama lies squarely with the straights as Craig does damage control with Salley and Austen plays house with Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...

The Vanderpump Rules gang goes to Paso Robles, argues during SUR’s 20th anniversary, and grosses out when an incestuous Only Fans comes to light. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandel...

This is part 2 of 2 The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City part two kicks off with trolling allegations before moving onto the great plane drama of 25 and bigotry allegations. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcra...

This is part 1 The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City part two kicks off with trolling allegations before moving onto the great plane drama of 25 and bigotry allegations. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronn...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The chicken nugget breakup intensifies on Below Deck Mediterranean as mob wives descend upon the boat and gross out pretty much everyone. Also, Joe and Kizzy are still monsters. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow...

This is part one of a 2-part recap The chicken nugget breakup intensifies on Below Deck Mediterranean as mob wives descend upon the boat and gross out pretty much everyone. Also, Joe and Kizzy are still monsters. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and...

This week on Crappy Hour, we break the news on the Kyle and Amanda's separation; we discuss the cast announcement for Real Housewives Ultimate Road Trip and Ben Affleck’s denying he’s ever met Lisa Barlow. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watch...

Time for a scrub fashion show on Married to Medicine , where Quad and Simone go at each other over VIN number research. Also, Angel has a scrub line unveiling and Heavenly has a campaign event in a parking lot. No word on whether or not anyone got validation. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus epi...

This is part 2 of a two-part recap The Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip gets even more painful as Gizelle focuses on Angel’s hostess failures (which, to be fair, are plenty). Don’t worry, it gets fun when the ladies gather in a circle in the middle of Kemo Sabe to chant about how much money they each spent on Kyle Richards approved horse dookey. Oh yeah, and Mauricio is there for Ashley to slo...

This is part one of a two-part recap! The Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip gets even more painful as Gizelle focuses on Angel’s hostess failures (which, to be fair, are plenty). Don’t worry, it gets fun when the ladies gather in a circle in the middle of Kemo Sabe to chant about how much money they each spent on Kyle Richards approved horse dookey. Oh yeah, and Mauricio is there for Ashley to...

Tommy still refuses to hang with the group at The Valley: Persian Style ’s trunk show and Golnessa has a volatile meeting with a guy she was married to for five minutes. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The ladies of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills get more annoyed with Amanda’s bragging on their Sedona trip and then rally to annoy Sutton so her real personality will come out. It’s pretty easy tbh. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/wa...

This is part one of a two-part recap! The ladies of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills get more annoyed with Amanda’s bragging on their Sedona trip and then rally to annoy Sutton so her real personality will come out. It’s pretty easy tbh. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus ep...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Madison has the ladies of Southern Charm over to her new house for a pajama party, but the guys crash it and Austen unites them all against Craig. Also, Salley gets desperation chicks who chirp “pick me” and still loses the guy. *by Ben Mandelker del Toro **Happy Bagel Friday To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episod...

This is part one of a two-part recap Madison has the ladies of Southern Charm over to her new house for a pajama party, but the guys crash it and Austen unites them all against Craig. Also, Salley gets desperation chicks who chirp “pick me” and still loses the guy. *by Ben Mandelker del Toro **Happy Bagel Friday To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live ep...

A humble penis pump causes gravitational rifts on Vanderpump Rules as a borderline paraplegic Angelica spreads messy goss about Jason. Meanwhile, Marcus bans Kim from hugging, and Shayne Davis reveals a backstory of drug use, filmmaking, and erectile dysfunction  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcra...

This is part 2 of 2 The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City begins its reunion festival with allegations of tag teaming, questions about what Lisa does for a living, and exclamations about Todd’s fart kissing. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...