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It’s a gay pride season finale on Vanderpump Rules , so let’s gather round to watch straight people cry about their pretend relationships. Natalie hums a song into a mic, an eyebrow twin goes back on his commitment plans, and Angelica tells off Audrey for dissing her at her comedy show. Through it all, there is some of the worst fashion we’ve ever seen on this channel. Happy pride? To watch this r...

Jesse asks permission from West to make out with Ciara this week on Summer House , and the new guys see a red flag. Will West get the courage to say something about it, or will he go to the NY Times about it? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and fol...

This is part 2 of a 2-part episode! The entire crew on Below Deck Down Under seems to be moving at a snail’s pace, whether it’s for serving meals, decorating tables, or retrieving swimwear. High maintenance guest Annette is not entertained! The good news is that Ben and Ellie seem to be getting along well… for now. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listeni...

This is part 1 of a 2-part recap! The entire crew on Below Deck Down Under seems to be moving at a snail’s pace, whether it’s for serving meals, decorating tables, or retrieving swimwear. High maintenance guest Annette is not entertained! The good news is that Ben and Ellie seem to be getting along well… for now. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening...

Time for the Married to Medicine couples trip! This episode has it all: packing, arriving, unpacking — it’s almost too much to contain in one mere recap! Luckily, there’s a minor spat between Toya and Heavenly to keep things amusing. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! Monique returns to the The Real Housewives of Potomac reunion stage wearing a bold triangle and carrying her binder, but this time around, things are much more benign. Plus, Jassi tries to ruffle some feathers, and Tia even gets into the mix. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrap...

This is part 1 of a 2-part recap! Monique returns to the The Real Housewives of Potomac reunion stage wearing a bold triangle and carrying her binder, but this time around, things are much more benign.  Plus, Jassi tries to ruffle some feathers, and Tia even gets into the mix. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcra...

On The Valley Persian Style, MJ holds a twilight open house, and guess who shows up? Mauricio! But also, Tommy (sort of) and Skye (hilariously). Plus, GG reveals she’s in the diamond business because why not. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us...

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills explores Amanda’s journey into and out of a Florida cult while the Hamptons crew parties in Montauk. Then, Denise returns to the show for a sobering scene with Erika and Sutton. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens a...

The cast of Southern Charm heads to Mexico where tension builds between Charley and Salley about Craig.  Meanwhile, at The Iguana, Craig snaps at Venita aggressively. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappe...

Audrey tries her hand at comedy on Vanderpump Rules , and not everyone was laughing.  Angelica and her new breasts were furious! Meanwhile, a wobbly love triangle sort of emerges between Shayne, Jason, and Natalie. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...

Kyle takes Amanda to the apology dune on Summer House , but not even the silky sand of a Hamptons beach can save this trainwreck.  Meanwhile, Bailey wears a very large bow, and Ciara rips the sunglasses of West’s face. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatc...

Below Deck Down Under finally rids itself of real housewives for the real smackdown to begin: chef vs sous chef. Aleisa cries to the captain then makes Ben cry after marking him for death in a game of Shag, Marry or Kill. He literally cries. I can’t. Will he make it out alive? QUESTIONABLE! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/wat...

Elizabeth Day @elizabday from the How to Fail Pod joins us to talk all things Bravo. Grab her book “One of Us” at https://www.elizabethday.org/one-of-us We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Aca...

It’s time to plan the glamorous Med Ball on Married to Medicine and it’s such an esteemed, important even that they’ve put…Toya in charge. Hm. In other news, Jackie has ripped off newbie Angel’s scrub fashion idea and has zero remorse about it. This should be fun. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find...

This is part two of a two-part episode! The Real Housewives of Potomac begins it’s reunion with a Wendy crying on the couch scene and then we move on to trashing the real criminal: QVC Stacey. Rise, girl! RISE! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and f...

This is part one of a two-part recap! The Real Housewives of Potomac begins it’s reunion with a Wendy crying on the couch scene and then we move on to trashing the real criminal: QVC Stacey. Rise, girl! RISE! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and fol...

On The Valley Persian Style , there’s a slip n slide party where Bamshad has the chance to defend his wife. Since his wife is Sky, he doesn’t get too far without being shot down. Meanwhile, the ambush lunch with Sky and Tanin fails and GG tries to come up with more ways to make up with her dildo king so he’ll pay for her new mansion. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to the Hamptons because it’s the only place Rachel doesn’t feel like a dead person, you guys. Amanda has a manifestation party  and we wonder if she accidentally envisioned a game of pin the tail on the donkey when she put this whole thing together because she gets dragged. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bon...

This is part one of a two-part recap The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to the Hamptons because it’s the only place Rachel doesn’t feel like a dead person, you guys. Amanda has a manifestation party  and we wonder if she accidentally envisioned a game of pin the tail on the donkey when she put this whole thing together because she gets dragged. To watch this recap on video, listen to our...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! Madison gives birth to a stalk of corn on Southern Charm and the man babies continue to fight over deserves to cry hardest at Itchy Grass Farm. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappe...

This is part one of a two-part recap! Madison gives birth to a stalk of corn on Southern Charm and the man babies continue to fight over deserves to cry hardest at Itchy Grass Farm. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watch...

Vanderpump Rules is back to waiting tables this week. In other news, Chris gets dumped at Universal Studios, Shane Davis gets a gig in a micro drama and Angelica takes a break to get boobs in Houston. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Ins...

This week on Summer House Kyle feels so sad he knocks over a chair. Meanwhile, Mia enters the house, and Carl gets bagels. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! The RHOSLC crossover on Below Deck Down Under continues as chaos seizes the upstairs and the downstairs. On deck, Angie crushes her finger and various women have meltdowns. Down below, the galley deteriorates under the strain of a lunchtime switcheroo, a melting ice cream zombie head, and a batch of ill-fated muffins. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bo...