Unsupervised with Syd & TP

It’s #NotAllMen… but it’s definitely enough men, and we get into it. Syd ran out of gas in the middle of an intersection in the pouring rain and you’ll never guess who came to the rescue... Yeah a man. Well, men actually, so buckle up for this story. We also watched Trust Me: The False Prophet on Netflix, which would obviously prompt a group chat conversation about who is “most likely to join a cu...

We dive into Syd’s solo trip to St. Kitts, the men in her DMs, and how her driver refused to take “I’m a lesbian” as an answer. We also get into the beef between Orange and the Pope—and how, despite everything, it was Trump’s AI Jesus post that really had Catholics losing it. Plus, we relive TP’s draft day moment, then get Down in the DMs to talk about dealing with failure when it smacks you right...

Nneka O joins to give us the presidential pov of the CBA negotiations, reminisce on her one childhood sleepover, and deny us the opportunity to break her free agency news. We won’t be inviting her back. We dissected Geno’s apology (if that’s what you want to call it.) Nneka unpacks…winning. A yacht party ends in murder…that’s all we’re able to disclose until authorities arrive. Lastly we talk abou...

Drumroll please… Alysha Clark and Brianna “Hidden Figures” Turner join us this week to break down what really happened behind-closed-doors during CBA negotiations. 100 hours of in-person meetings, sleep deprivation, hallucinations, piano and more.  This wasn’t just about salary bumps. They were fighting for housing, retirement for vets who built the league on $37K salaries, and making sure wo...

TP hates on Syd AGAIN for her accomplishments… that negative energy became FUEL. We're launching a brand new segment, People Watching, and you’re going to want to learn about the Asian masc lesbian we found online. People are claiming they get PAID to cause traffic and walk around malls. Is the CIA hiring? Do veteran NPCs work in small groups? How do we apply?  DL Hughley’s show reminded us t...

Coming to you live from New Orleans after the Irish Italian parade, where we caught everything from cabbages to phallic necklaces and… panties?! Syd also recaps her visit to TP’s house: meeting her dog Chip (way cuter in person), talking hoops with TP’s legendary mom (The Hammond Hammer), surviving a caveman-level shower, and testing her balance on TP’s custom extra-tall toilet. A Florida man who...

We just spent 30 days as roommates at Athletes Unlimited, and TP is only now wearing the “new” jacket Syd got her on day one… smh. This week we’re unpacking everything: the Jim Carrey cloning conspiracy (spoiler: we’re not in the tax bracket to verify), what you’d do if you walked in on a friend doing something truly unhinged in your closet, why everyone should expect everyone in Traitors to lie (...

Imagine your friend starts writing hotel-style reviews every time she comes to your apartment. Cleanliness. Snacks. Host attitude. All of it rated, documented, and saved. For an entire year. That's what happened to us. And this week she came on and read them out loud. We also got into one of the realest debates we've had: if you had inside knowledge on literally everything happening in the world—g...

This week on Unsupervised, Syd and TP tackle the big stuff — like how to introduce new foods to Syd (TP is a vet), prompting Syd to wonder if she’s turned TP into the new M3GAN. We recap putt putt, where things get tense after TP reveals the analytics were clearly rigged and she did not love Syd’s over-the-top celebration (read: happily twerking). Envy is ugly, guys. Also, we owe Kia Nurse money....

Live from Nashville ! We take the stage for a special show presented by Athletes Unlimited Pro Basketball and FP Movement — joined by our besties Alysha Clark, Kiah Stokes, and everyone’s favorite game show host, Amadi Brooks.
 We cover all the important things, like: - Is using a friend’s door code to run a load of laundry thoughtful or a felony? - Why negotiating your overseas contract means ask...

After a week of being snowed in together, we have a lot to say, so here goes: we start with light topics like authoritarian policies, ICE being complete losers, and how some people are just now realizing what living under surveillance and fear actually feels like, before making a truly seamless transition into pondering roommate etiquette — like if you have your own en-suite bathroom, is it ever o...

We’re back together in Nashville for Athletes Unlimited! We gotta give love to a league that actually listens to its players (rare!), and then TP opens up about why she’s been off the court for a while. It gets real. It gets emotional. There are tears. From both of us. From our producers. Even the random guy recording the audio. And you. Then we recover the way we know best — by doing what we do b...

This week on Unsupervised, TP casually drops that her dad built her a custom toilet for extra-tall people (did not know that was a thing). We also celebrate courtside for some truly excellent post-game behavior, from full tongue action to unusable markers. Then, deep dive into childhood memories of playing 21 and annihilating the neighborhood boys (then having to calm them down by promising that y...

New hobbies? We’re trying (going pro killed our last one). Losing friends? Yup, it’s called growth. Resolutions? Still pretending they matter. We wonder why drunk people aren’t alcohol spokespeople, confirm cold plunges are not for women (science-backed), and then—us, two seasoned lesbians—FINALLY weigh in on Heated Rivalry. YOU have been dying for our take. The tension. The foreplay. The aggressi...

A greatest hits episode of Unsupervised. The laughs. The chaos. The moments we absolutely should have edited out—but didn’t. If you’re new, this is the perfect place to start. If you’re not, you know exactly what you’re in for.  Happy New Year Babysitters!  Get social with us and let us know what you think! Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/ Follow Syd on TikT...

Live from Barclays during the Women’s Champions Classic, we take Unsupervised on the road for a packed house of Babysitters (unpaid — you read the fine print).  We talk post-college life, drag Amadi through Nice, Naughty, or Needs Therapy , then bring you our first-ever LIVE Down in the DM’s .  From how to be a WNBA WAG to wildly questionable decisions, we deliver our deeply unqualified...

This week on Unsupervised, Syd surprises TP with a masochistic holiday game, TP admits her Ink Master fixation, and Santa truths come out — TP had faith, Syd had priorities. Plus: the Grinch was framed, and the unwritten rules of holiday travel — gas money etiquette, middle-seat morality, and how to behave if you take an exit row (yes, there’s homework). Get social with us and let us know what you...

This week, we realize our nieces and nephews no longer see us as icons. Syd’s niece interviews her, and things derail the second academics come up. TP’s nephew hypes her as “the best basketball player in the world,” leading another kid to confidently guess LeBron… and then TP walks in. We Freaky Friday it and uncover hypotheticals that absolutely should’ve stayed in TP’s brain. Plus: Syd’s Strange...

A manicurist learns the hard way that tough-as-nails runs in Syd’s family. TP shares the brutal truth that some people should never touch eyebrows—especially her own. Plus, a heated debate over family game night rules, and we turn gratitude into a full-contact sport. Oh, and thanks to the Babysitter who slid into our DMs to reveal the long-lost twin sister we never knew TP had. Hopefully, they mee...

Syd discovers Broadway, TP breaks down why Joy inspires rage, and we get exclusive cameos from TP’s tipsy uncle and Syd’s grandma who swears whistling is “for boys only.” Plus: being 33 and 6 feet tall at the kids’ table, the proper way to exit dinner, and a crucial PSA—yes, there can be too many cooks in the kitchen. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

Welcome to one of our most ridiculous (read: fun) episodes yet. And plot twist- we welcome our FIRST-EVER GUEST!  OH and we unpack why keeping up with rich friends = a trap and test which personality types pair with which ice-cream flavors.  It’s basically science and endless games. You’ll learn a lot. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https...

We dive into the nitty gritty of cranberry sauce, SNAP benefits, 50-year mortgages (TP does math), and our co-dependent relationships with our favorite inanimate objects. Your water bottle? It can’t live without its cap—so don’t you dare leave it alone in the trash. And finally, it’s time to say goodbye to our former listener, who got upset that we talked politics. Best of luck on your journey, ba...

First-class problems, White House conspiracy theories, and Syd’s dark past in chat rooms. We dive into the demolition of the White House ballroom to find out who’s behind it — and sadly, it's not HGTV. If this whole thing isn’t a metaphor for America right now, we don’t know what is. Get social with us and let us know what you think! Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/ F...

TP forced a Halloween takeover. This or That: Candy Edition gets real — haunted houses, straight-up bribery, and kid TP proving swagger’s a birthright. Also “Sit your $5 ass down before I make change” = life motto, but if it’s in quarters, slide ’em into the shower with you so TP can’t swipe it. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priv...

We’re out here mourning the death of MTV music videos because, honestly, they raised us. We also take a moment to educate Stephen A. Smith on Alexis Ohanian—the Reddit co-founder, Angel City FC owner, and one of the earliest investors in women’s sports. From there, we break down the sacred rules of streaming a new show with your partner and why burping = feminist healthcare. But hon...