Unnamed Drag Podcast

That's right, we're going back to school to continue that conversation we started 2 series ago; because like a forgotten child at the school gates, someone desperately needs to pick it up! Even though we've just turned 16, and therefore only start college this year...    We're joking, of course - between us, we've been to college like 6 times. Listen now to find out how secondary school...

We can't be heterophobic! Some of our best friends are straight!    Here at Unnamed Drag, we've never shied away from sensitive subjects, so this week we're all about taking up queer space, putting homophobes in their place, and speaking to the manager of straight culture (like that's even really a thing...)  Because this is our time, and peace was never an option. Be sure to subscr...

Did it REALLY take us this long to discuss makeup?! Because believe it or not, we might just know a thing or two about this topic (even though we ourselves only wear chapstick and a little tinted moisturiser. And that's not even on our faces...)    How did we go from eyesores in eyeliner to stunning dolls?  From whence did our makeup obsessions originate? What lotions and potions, i...

Welcome back to the podcast where we discuss matters we have zero authority on! This week we deliberate some super important stuff like not trusting Emma Stone's portrayal of Cruella de Vil, and why Marilyn should NEVER run an orphanage. Plus, Nana dusts off one of her three English degrees to share some literature with you because culture.    Be sure to subscribe and follow us so you do...

After a teeny weeny (3 month) break, we're back inside each others' crawlspace and shooting hot, thick wads... of new episodes! We missed it something terrible, so let's just dive straight back with some lively chit-chat as we try and remember how to podcast! Science! Politics! Insults! Makeup mastery! Thirst traps! It's all in there and handled with the usual sensitivity and decorum you've come t...

It's the last episode of what we've the audacity to call a "series"! For this grandest of remotely recorded finales, we chat erotic fan art, our plans for a post podcast passage to prevalence, then reminisce about some fave moments and makeups while Marilyn gets trapped in a Moira Rose impression...  So TTFN , ILY, and we'll be back later this year with SERIES 3 - OMG! Be sure to subscribe an...

It's the penultimate S2 episode and we're calling it...    Pride? CANCELLED. Digital shows? CANCELLED. Marilyn's pupils? CANCELLED. Nana's enthusiasm for writing long-winded podcast descriptions? CANCELLED.   Whatever will become of us...? Find out now!   Be sure to subscribe and follow us so you don’t miss out on any of our ludicrous ramblings and rambunctious chats! Our socia...

What happens when a moustache murderer and a w*nk pigeon get together for another remotely recorded podcast? Well, apparently Nana falls apart and Marilyn laughs at her expense. Nothing new there then!    Featuring cameos from Nana's husband and their anxious cat, this episode's an absolute mess. You'll love it.    Be sure to subscribe and follow us so you don’t miss out on any...

It's lockdown day number "we don't know" and throughout this entire process there's a few things you can certainly be sure of:   1) You've thought about what you want to do when the darkness lifts.   2) You've baked banana bread.   3) Your two favourite morons will continue to jank together a podcast for your audio-visual pleasure. After all, it's lockdown, not let down!  &nbsp...

This week we're wearing all of our necklaces and bringing you some light-hearted lockdown lolz! What have we been up to while stuck in the house? Well, apparently Nana can't really remember* but Marilyn's moustache has been getting a lot of comments and Mr Sane had a lovely/gross self-isolated birthday! (*No, but really - if you'd like to support Nana's project, visit https://igg.me/at/stories-fro...

No, this isn't a live-streamed parenting assessment - welcome back to the Unnamed Drag podcast! The show where we pick a vague discussion topic then derail like our lives depend on it!    This week it's heroes: pop stars, actors, fictional characters, and an array of boss b*tch women we're still trying to emulate to this day. Also, what VHS tapes did Marilyn play to death as a nipper, an...

Controversial subject alert! Before the eyelash that's drifted into Nana's eye-hole presses on her brain and kills her (which is weird, as we were certain Marilyn would get to her first), we thought we'd have a quick natter about a very light subject: the concept of Hell.    Is Hell other people? The absence of hope? Or is it just an eternity without 'wine o'clock'? Plus we chat Mormon p...

This may be our favourite podcast episode to date! Not sure why, as we just spewed forth a verbal onslaught including (but not limited to) our fabulous attire, low quality sex toys, ridiculous Tweets, quaint gaming, Elton John,  Nana's fantasy rap career, orgasmic sweet spots, piles, skin tags, loose teeth, Hanna Barbera, giving oral with a speech impediment, the Mandela effect, and Little f*...

We return this week with the slightly delayed part deux of our Worst Dates saga! So buckle up, babes, as we read out then roar about more Grim Grindrs and Tinder Terrors! Plus, you know we've still got some more of our own romantic misfires to share! Be sure to subscribe and follow us so you don’t miss out on any of our ludicrous ramblings and rambunctious chats! https://facebook.com/UnnamedDragPr...

This week we interrupt our scheduled programming with these highly ridiculous unimportant messages... In lieu of all the necessary social distancing and self-isolating taking place, we thought we'd breathe a glimmer of shiny nonsense and buffoonery into your view holes with this public service announcement. (Don't worry though - "Worst Dates Vol 2" and life as we once knew it will return before yo...

Some of you might remember we did a "Worst Dates" themed Drag Bingo last month, where we asked members of the audience to submit their stories to be shared anonymously on the mic. Well, wouldn't you know the influx from those poor unfortunates attending was so overwhelming, we couldn't get through them all in one night...    So we saved them all to read out on the podcast!  And beli...

The Wicked Witch of the East Midlands is having a birthday! And what better way to celebrate than discuss catchphrases, farting on beloved pets, and familial obligations! Plus, you can find out what present Nana got her number one heatpig as a token of her undying (well, wavering a bit...) love!    Be sure to subscribe and follow us so you don’t miss out on any of our ludicrous ramblings...

Ever wondered what was in our buckets? Bucket LISTS, that is! What countries would we like to visit? How will Nana maintain her youthful complexion? What noise does our drag make? Thought not, but listen on anyway!    Plus we talk pooping on company time, vacuuming AstroTurf, Marilyn's taxidermy fantasy, and much, much more!   Be sure to subscribe and follow us so you don’t miss out...

If drag tomorrow did go away, how would we women bills do pay? That's right - this week we're talking back up plans, side hustles, business fantasies and assorted half-baked ambitions!    Smallholding owners! Phone-line Foley artists! A vaginal wizard for dogs! We're dreaming bigger than big and we want you to join us! (Though if you wanna be a maths teacher you better be good at sums, y...

Welcome back, lovers! After a morning of First World Problems, ya gals chat Kegels, cumming in class, and celebrities coming out! From Phillip to Jameela to Elsa from 'Frozen', buckle up; because it's a ranty, angsty, "Nana-can't-get-your-thoughts-out-proper" kind of afternoon! Our back teeth are floating!    Also introducing the unknown 6th member of the Spice Girls - P*ssy Spice! &nbsp...

Welcome back to the Unnamed Hostel for Unwanted Drag Queens! This week, an Angelique Showgirl and the Heiress to the Methane Fortune discuss vices, bad habits, and all manner of human weakness. Don't come here looking for solutions and advice though - every intervention we've ever had has turned into a circle jerk.    Be sure to subscribe and follow us so you don’t miss out on any of our...

Welcome back to the Unnamed Drag podcast where we're continuing the second season strong with our very first ever guest! Her talents include picking up heavy things, being tall, and living a life where wigs are optional! It's the one and only 7ft wh*re and beefcake princess of 'SAS Who Dares Wins'*... CYBIL WAR!    And she's bringing it all up, lovers! What really happened at that terrib...

Just when you thought it was safe to... oh, as if anyone ever thought it was safe! You guys know what you signed up for coming here - the unfiltered ramblings of two wiggy wearing piggies! And we're back to start it all up again...    This week we two disco gargoyles carelessly delve into the realms of all thinks kinky, slinky and stinky. We left our safe-word at home, can we borrow your...

HAIRY KRAMPUS EVERYBODY! We're rounding up what we guess we'll call the first 'season' of our podcast with a veritably festive bout of chitter-chatter! Join this pair of figgy puddings as we divulge Yuletide traditions, decisions, emissions and more in the run up to a Happy New Queer!    Be sure to subscribe and follow us so you don’t miss out on any of our ludicrous ramblings and rambun...

Welcome back, lovers! We're playing a game this week what we definitely invented and has never been done before, no way, no how! One idiot describes a muted music video they're watching, while the other has a guess what the devil the corresponding song is!    Featuring a whole bunch of classics, guilty pleasures, and an early work by the master. Why not play along at home and share your...