Under the Apron

Laurent’s girlfriend joins us. Tash wants to smell our time slip. The drinking game gets out of hand. Are Upper West Sider’s the world's worst customers?  Why does every dive bar have their own drug dealer?

An episode from the customer perspective!  Do you say anything when the service is bad?  We have complaint corner.  What’s better Balthazar or a dive bar?

We discuss the differences between Soda Jerk and Circle Jerk. Service industry characters in movies and TV.  And what it’s like waiting on large parties.

Bentley disappoints his publicist. Laurent gets caught paying the guests. When do u know it’s time to quit? How to kill ‘em with kindness.

Eric saves a sinking ship. Chris can’t remember stuff. Laurent’s bar is famous. We play a drinking game. Can anyone bartend sober?

We come up with a new dating app. Chris sees dead people. We ponder why we haven’t received any Dick pics. We go into business with Steph.

Laurent gives the news. Yanni gets in trouble for his bubble butt. Macy Gray is stuck in the bathroom. We discuss positive customer relationships. Chris may have a man crush on Yanni.

We learn about revenge tipping. Laurent still doesn’t know how to use Zoom. We discuss cheesy vibrators. Mike regales us with stories about bartending at the Comedy Cellar.

Hollywood is the new manager. We invent a new genre of music. Laurent’s new name is Patty Melt. We find out Chris’s price to staple his testicles. The podcast is sponsored by Ass Jeeves.

The boys are topless. We discuss after-hours. Chris invented Jncos. Phil is an inspiration to us bartenders.

Torio slides into Chris’ wife’s instagram feed. McDonald's needs to be held accountable for cold fries. The guys are wasted from the server meeting. Laurent loves sommeliers. Torio keeps trying to order an S.O.S.

With special guest Alex Walker. The boys talk celebrity gossip. Laurent starts a TikTok. The print shop is listening to the pod. Chris's dick is famous.

A-Town represents. Jersey Jen isn’t messing around Our guest teaches us what it’s like to be a really good person. We consider a tv show “Dog the tip hunter”

Laurent tells Ernie how he really feels. Our unveiling of a $100,000 restaurant idea. Jeff will always make it to the Eagles game. We tell the world about Chicken

Solo ep!! The boys are crypto now. Laurent steals jokes. We discuss what tattoo we should get.

The boys consider the Waffle House challenge. Dylan breaks the glass window for gingers. Chris is part of a class action law suit. Dylan is in the Willet’s protection program. We found our outro!! 

Chris's old roommate Brent joins the show from Austin. Protect your staff's tips or we will get our revenge. Brent eats people's leftovers. Chris hates the troops.

Mario Batali starts a space program. We say goodbye to our favorite listener. We learn about island service and the St. Thomas high five. St. Thomas stool sample. Chris double books the podcast with another show.

Chris waits tables live on the podcast. Laurent is a sociopath. At what point is it okay to complain? We read the dumbest listicle ever written about the service industry.

When is it okay to send back food? Chris finally mutes Laurent. Dan thinks we need to stop being nice to needy servers. The upside of a bartender's schedule. John Mayer is with us in spirit. Laurent offers up the worst topic to date.

Our guest Jesse is in a couple porns.  We try some Boy Scout Cookies.  We finally discuss COVID's impact on the industry.  Chris is no longer allowed at the Caucasian Club and Laurent gets egg on his face.

Allentown represents. Our guest is a bonafide hero. We learn about managing a restaurants and what to do in a bar brawl. We ask why some people don’t read the menu.

Our first female guest Chelsea is here to make money not friends. We discuss being a woman in the service industry, being in the weeds, Applebee’s car side to-go booth and literal nightmares about serving.

Our first guest episode! Jon explains the upside of Applebee’s. The  boys discuss the inevitable path to eating customer’s food. Chris turns his back on America.

The guys discuss if they should fuck or kill baristas. Laurent writes his will. Chris gives out bloody forks. We find out our friends are bdsm prostitutes. What’s the deal Yelp?